April 2024

Been cracking up at this concept for like a whole week now ft 70s au

the-butterbun:

“There’s something familiar in the figures i paint. I don’t know what it is. They are so impossible in their shape and yet i feel like they all had names at some point. Like this one, Micheal, I think.”

I’m sick rn and in a sour mood so turned off the boops but then I saw the cat paw badges and relented… I need them… they better be permanent

Patiently waiting for you to turn on your boops


I WAS SNOOZIN MY APOLOGIES thank u for the boops my love

cielle-b:

for ya’ll

eva-birdman:

What if Kepler drove a motorcycle?

eva-birdman:

Kepler found a new way to make Jacobi shut up

eva-birdman:

Hephaestus cover is finished!!!🙌🙌🙌

cielle-b:

for ya’ll

cielle-b:

:3

thatjackalope:

So uh…I know that today is Trans Day of Visibility and this website’s mods are pretty horrible to trans women but…


Over on Insta and TikTok, Mercury Stardust (also known as The Trans Handy Ma’am) has been trying to raise money for trans kids. Her account has been flagged by trolls and banned 11 times. Shes not giving up, but she could use some support. Please please go check out her accounts and consider donating to the 501c charity she’s supporting. Our trans siblings need us right now.


Link to her insta, since her tiktok is currently banned again: https://www.instagram.com/mercurystardusttopz?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


She does all types of helpful DIY videos for home repair and helps answer questions for renters. Please give her a follow. Send her a nice message. Please let our trans community members know we see them and love them—today and everyday.

jellydishes:

i’m pretty sure this is the equivalent of smacking each other with nets in animal crossing

Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

boop

*smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* *smacks you* /aff

[SOUNDS OF BRUTAL BOOP MURDER] :)


HHDHDHSHHAHHAHAH please Elias it doesn’t have to be like this-

cielle-b:

i have done it

yourbodymyarchive:

needles and the porcupine’s dilemma. cmon. anyone get me? needles is saying “fuck it all, im embracing everyone, i want to connect to them and i want to feel them and their fear.” i love it.

ceaseless-sobbing:

hello, i am the person who has booped you like 200 times now, i would like to let you know this is 1) for all of the lovely art you give us and 2) a compulsion. it's so fun to click the button. i am deeply sorry for your notifications.

Thank u for so many boops I feel so loved 🥺🥹 my notifications have been utterly fucked regardless you’re good

mandarriin:

🗣️🗣️Michael has something to say🗣️🗣️

honkygay:

the more i redesign him the more Inhuman he becomes. gimme 2 years and Mike Crew will be Eldritch.

Oh whoops I’ve done scrolled your blog and mass liked/reblogged. Whoops. Oh I’m following you now. Huh how did that happen. Man I guess I’m following this amazing artists with the same brain rot as I do. Oh dang

🥺🥺🥺 come let our brains decay together

sleep-deprived-person:

So apparently KOSA (2024 edition) is getting either thrown out until next year or put into effect in six days. That was a guesstimate based on a different person saying that’s when Congress is back in session and may be false.


Update that’s going in the main post at the top: it has enough support to pass Congress.


It failed the last two times because people were voting against it.

This time, KOSA has traction among the pro-LGBTQ parties. Because nobody is fucking calling their bullshit and screaming from the rooftops that calling it the “Kids Online Safety Act” is misleading.


What will it passing do?


Nothing much, only prevent any education on LGBTQIA+ (it’s that stupid fucking argument about us grooming kids again), shut down nearly every fandom space on the internet, and make it required for most big tech companies to have your ID.


Want to have resources for kids to discover their identity readily available? Yes? Then fucking speak up against this stupid fucking bill.


Fandom spaces like Tumblr, Twitter (? I thought the MAGA assholes liked Musk?), Tiktok, Archive Of Our Own, and any other website that hosts fanfic or fanart? Either shut down permanently, forced to uproot to a different country and down for a while (best case scenario, and they likely won’t be able to send any data, and therefore fanfics, to the US), or gutted so that you only get to put G rated cishet ships on there, if any shipping at all. How to avoid that? I’ve already said it: Call your fucking representatives.


Want to avoid the fucking dystopic task of being legally obligated to give big tech your government issue ID? Again, cause an uproar. Call your goddamned representatives.


If they can pass this, the ripple effects could be catastrophic.


So, for fuck’s sake, any Americans that can impact this stupid fucking bill and see this? Do everything in your power to shut it down because you have until February twenty sixth (26th) to send this bill back to where it belongs.

And if you can’t do that? Reblog, copy my tags, and boost the signal.

Keep reading

skyeoak:

cult-of-the-eye:

historicallyaccuratecheese:

tma headcanon: Jonathan Sims has absolutely no hobbies. Like. Seriously. What does this guy even do when he goes home.

Like, Martin writes poetry, Tim goes to the club, Sasha probably has a blog or something.

But Jon? He either just sits around, or does what we all thought teachers did after school as kids and just shuts down.

I cannot envision this man doing anything for fun I’m sorry.

bro has never relaxed a day in his life

His hobby is stalking his coworkers

The perfect hobby, because it’s technically still work

cosmicisbored:

how would a melody describe itself when asked?

midwinterhunt:

hot artists don’t gatekeep

I’ve been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of “how to draw” videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can’t make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here’s a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

eva-birdman:

More Wolf 359 shitpost!!!!!! They’re too silly

c0l0ure-deactivated20240613:

Two sides of the same coin

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

my-heart-of-heart:

Literally no one asked but just for the record no I am still not over how Jon’s fatal flaw was that he never knew when to concede and stop asking questions and then his last words in tma were “no [im not sure] but I love you” letting love take precedent over knowledge and logic and giving in bc he loves Martin

Still not over Martin’s entire arc being about his self hatred and isolation and then his last words in tma being “I love you too” not just a statement of love but a statement of reciprocated love

They both fundamentally changed for the better and that mattered—it may not have been perfect and it may not have been enough to save them from the narrative but it still mattered. I am utterly feral. I am so normal.

potato-lord-but-not:

WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE BLORBO TOURNAMENT POTATOLORD EDITION !!!!

Today (and for several other days) we gather to vote for the most Potatolord guy ever, our collective favorite specialist little guy of mine.

Left Side

Jason Kolchek vs Dirk Gently

Emma (my gf) vs Arthur Dent

Crowley vs Dirk Gently

Zaphod Beeblebrox vs Otto Chriek

Daniel Jacobi vs Needles

Rincewind vs Ford Prefect

Jon Sims vs Michael Distortion

Moist Von Lipwig vs Ren


Right Side

Gordon Way vs Will Wood

Gerry Keay vs Cecil Palmer

Doug Eiffel vs Mike Crew

Adora Belle Dearheart vs Oliver Banks

Maladict vs William De Worde

All of Bears in Trees vs Jhariah

Alice Dyer vs Elijah Volkov

Brad Smith vs Jack Marston

You keep drawing Gerry in slutty outfits and it's making me chew on the fucking drywall. I hope it's doing the same to Michael

cielle-b:

oh he’s doing his best to remain calm

imsoglitter:

Michael: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF THE HALLW-

Gerry: wow you’re tall

Michael: thanks?

Gerry: how tall are you?

Michael: i dunno like 6'6", 6'11" with the door

Gerry: [twirling his hair] omg “with the door”! You are SO funny

khanjarangel:

the teenage girl experience

Elias and Peter definitely have an unhinged family vlogging YouTube channel

“Kids react to our divorce”

“Disneyland Trip 2017: Accidentally leaving Martin on Space Mountain for 4 hours”

“EPIC PRANK! Jon gets KIDNAPPED, AGAIN?!”

bombshellcherry:

then let my heart be hardened

I’ve never minded how high the price might grow

Like two total people following me will care but happy birthday to the love of my life

You’re the one

You’re all I ever wanted

I think I’ll regret this

I know if Needles was in the GerryMichael tattoo/piercer AU, he’d probably also be a piercer.

But, he could also be an acupuncturist, and I think the idea of an acupuncturist being named Needles would be very, very funny if you everwanted to go that route.

That would be a VIBE if he had a little acupuncture room in the studio actually YES

You’re ready for a nice relaxing session, it’s a comfy room with blankets and pillows and incense and crystals (the vibe of the whole shop tbh) and then terrifying guy with 500 piercings and dermal implants walks in like YA READY?! /hj

He definitely DIY’d 90% of his piercings.. he’s only now actually training to be a piercer under Michael under the agreement he helps bring in some more business with his acupuncture

hii!!

first of all: HELLLO NEW COOL MUTUAL I LOVE YOUR ART YOU'RE SO COOL ASGHAGSF


second of all: you're getting me back into jjba. that's not bad, that's just a fact. I see your reports and I feel the memories from 4 years ago flow back into my brain

HELLO I LOVE UR ART TOO I honestly didn’t realise I never followed you

>:3 It never leaves u, it went on hiatus and now I’m under shared custody of jojo and tma.. been wanting to actually work on a crossover soon

d3adp1g3on:

HELLO, FANART SUGGESTION:

MICHAEL DISTORTION AND/OR GERRY KEAY

have a great day !!

seph-ic:

Michael and his pet emo

[click for better quality lol]

murderandcoffee:

👁️ CEASELESS WATCHER, SLAP THIS GUY’S NUTS 👁️

fullsaw:

gerard keay head arsonist of the magnus institute, london

ndrwlls:

i love the fact that in mag142 jon became one of the entities he reads about. he is now a nightmare haunting innocent people i love that for him

Keep reading

occudo:

Be ace, be aware

redraw (?) of last year’s post

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

“you’re good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential” I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

I DO NOT DRAW FOR YOU OR FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY I DRAW TO APPEASE MY AUTISM LEST I GROW TOO RESTLESS AND DIE

occudo:

‘You are so deliciously lonely’

@jonmartinweek Day 7
Eldritch Powers // Caretaking

I offer you Lonely Avatar Martin for this day, from arthureameslove wonderful fic: Like a Lighthouse, Call Me Home - it’s really really good.

wolfythewitch:

Martin

murderandcoffee:

murderandcoffee:

avatar oc ideas so far:

  • eye avatar who feeds on the gossip and secrets of the people in his small town
  • slaughter victim (veteran) turned avatar (serial killer)
  • stranger avatar who embodies the fear of running into someone you never want to see again by adopting the visage of said person (idea from @melandrops)
  • end avatar based off of the washer at the ford/bean-nighe (a passive omen of death rather than an active bringer of it)
  • flesh avatar who performs gender-affirming surgeries on people with transphobic families (and uses the “disposed of” materials from said surgeries to build a “child” of sorts)
  • spiral avatar who turns horrors from people’s nightmares into real things
  • inclement weather-themed desolation avatar (hurricanes, blizzards, tornadoes)
  • dark avatar who drags people into caves and mutates them to resemble cave-dwelling creatures (colorless skin, no eyes, etc.) until they are barely human anymore
  • buried avatar who lives at the bottom of the ocean and sabotages submarines/drowns divers
  • web avatar matchmaker who pulls people into bad relationships
  • vast avatar who untethers people from gravity and either lets them float endlessly upward or who makes them fall to their death (it depends on their mood)
  • hunt avatar who turns prey animals into predators and vice versa
  • extremophile extinction avatar who leads a doomsday cult
  • corruption avatar who withers/decays/erodes anything they touch
  • lonely avatar who disappears lone hikers in deep wilderness

bonus: spiral avatar who is a compulsive liar, but whose lies become true for whoever they tell them to

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