April 2024

vang0bus:

you cant ever let yourself forget what it felt like to be 15. how adults treated you. being treated without a shred of respect because people think youre too young to have thoughts and feelings of your own. the lack of autonomy. you cant ever forget that because if you do you might become the kind of adult who treats kids like theyre not people

desecrated-host:

desecrated-host:

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

ganemouchie-deactivated20250118:

Gender Keay or idk i dont remember his name he burnt one of my books and then lit a cig with the fire. Chill dude besides that

tofiicofii:

I love me some gothic man with mommy issues

flanneldragon:

gothcostco:

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

horrid-mothlegs:

I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he’s just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

xtarmie:

m-kuprum:

the fucked-up-hands boyfriends


(a headcanon of ‘spiralling’ michael, but gerry is comforting him (trying at least))

Gerry Keay I love you soo much please know this please become real I love you I love you I I’m in love I need to kiss u

cielle-b:

Finally able to use my tablet again, how I missed you. Anyway here’s a Michael sketch


Low res cause it’s just a screenshot (sorry)

cult-of-the-eye:

cult-of-the-eye:

jontim needs to be horrifically one sided, it should be jon thought tim was cute when they first met but like he wasn’t gonna do anything about that, especially now that he’s tim’s boss and then tim starts watching jon’s door in a way that he can’t quite explain to sasha and then his anger leaves no space for that, but jon starts to love him the way an open wound love its knife and then he stops and tim yearns for something that could have been but maybe was never there

THIS. YOU GET IT. EXACTLY.

cielle-b:

Finally able to use my tablet again, how I missed you. Anyway here’s a Michael sketch


Low res cause it’s just a screenshot (sorry)

Sorry I’ve been sick as hell have mullet Gerry as consolation

If you are looking for TMA prompts, I think Gerry Keay should have some cats

turnaboutdick:


!!!!, you’re so right. ive given mr keay three whole cats.

Disliking an entire piece of media that is objectively bad but adoring just one character is a fucking curse

It’s shameful but look I’m just real fucking gay for this one guy ok

the-kipsabian:

saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying “oh i dont like this” on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i’d argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you’d have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

ztpx:

Hey mr handman hand me a hand

The way you draw Gerry is 😭💖🥰🥺✨🤭 thanks for ur service 🫡

Thank YOU :3c I’m glad I can do him justice

Dear people with personality disorders, you don’t have to constantly be “improving” or trying to “get better” like everyone demands. The expectations for us to change for the convenience of others are unachievable and you’re not a bad person for struggling with SYMPTOMS of a DISORDER. No one is perfect and you don’t have to be either. You are kind and I love you truly unconditionally.

Okay, so I have a weird request. I know a lot of people who like your blog like Michael Shelley, and I’m trying to find a specific piece of fanart of him, so I’m wondering if you could post this ask so your followers might see? The background is white. He is in an orange sweater, body facing general left, and his eyes are looking at something to the right (whole face is shown). He is holding files in his arms. His hair is in a ponytail, his eyes are downturned + blue, he has a simple black necklace, neutral/happy expression. Everything is pretty soft and warm with a general blush to it. If you know a person autistic about Michael Shelley, please send this their way. I have been looking for hours. Thank you.

I know the struggle, hopefully someone might know

Fanart Michael Shelley anon, it is not Peitalo unfortunately :( thank everyone so much for what they’re doing though. And you, OP, of course ilysm. You’re a saint <333

🩷🫡

wolfisblank:

malwarechips:

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

I feel like a lot of people just don’t know how to do it or are intimidated by the prospect. I was too, actually, and I couldn’t find any good guides on how to do it (beyond basic formatting) and most guides boiled down to “just describe what you see and important details!” I really wanted to add alt text bc accessibility is important to me, but I would always get kinda stumped on how to do it.

[Image ID: A guide to writing alt text on images. At the top, it says "Writing Alt Text" in big white text. It then lists off five major steps to writing alt text. Identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features. It then shows an image of a capybara, with a sample alt text that reads, "A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on top of the capybara's head." with each block of text color-coordinated to show which of the five steps it corresponds to. At the bottom of the image is the word "Puzzle" stylized into a logo. End ID.]ALT

But then I saw this image, I think in a discord server, and I immediately started doing it. It kinda broke the ice for me

jerkdouglas:

honestlyprettychill:

reblog to save a liFE

Up to now, I have been drawing random generic suit jackets.

Never again.

justcuriouspolls:

What, on average, do you find more difficult to do? (If you don’t do both/haven’t attempted both, choose the option that would theoretically be more difficult)

Writing (in the context of writing stories/fanfiction/creative writing)

Drawing (digital and/or traditional, creating art/fanart)

Both are equally as difficult

Both are equally as easy

Nuance option/it highly depends

Show answers

See Results

(i have a feeling this poll will get way more views than some of my other ones so I am once again asking you to fill out https://forms.gle/66bRngwjD2fzWX7p6 if you know anything about the character)

cosmarrrs:

little doodle can you tell who I like better

dduane:

youreonyourownkid13:

write weird shit. Write indulgent au fanfiction and self insert fics. Write creepy horror scenes and random character crossover dialogue. Write in a different genre. Write that sex scene that you know won’t make the cut. Write about sentient furniture turning into werewolves that try to date your MC. Write whump or hero/villain fic. Write your kink. Write your worst nightmare. Write your delusions of power and fantasies of control. Write whatever the fuck you feel like. Write whatever comes to mind. You don’t have to share it with anyone (but you can). Your writing impulses don’t define your morality anymore than your reading preferences, and actually going outside your comfort zone will improve your writing skills (making a horrifying villain sympathetic requires good characterization). Even if it doesn’t improve your skills, that’s still something you created out of nothing. It’s still valuable. Don’t let purity culture kill your creativity. That’s how culture stagnates. That’s how writing stops being fun.

Tell the universe your truth.

…That’s it. Just do that. That’s the thing it wants most to hear from you.

I’m not going to pretend that everything will get better for you when you do that. There are no guarantees. But you will have done an important thing: maybe the most important thing.

And you’ll also have done what gods do: you’ll have made something out of nothing. …Which is fun. :)

Oh Michael 🫣

I may be making a Michael dress up game…:)

esoanem:

mywitchcultblr:

This is what happen when people take the ‘your brain doesn’t mature till 25’ pop-sci too literally and just ran with it, also transphobia

Reminder that those examples Natalie gives aren’t random, they’re all things you can do at 16 in England, almost 10 years before you’d be able to get real gender care (seeing as they’re also getting rid of blockers at child gender clinics)

cielle-b:

I have this funny thought that Gerry isn’t actually Goth, he’s more of a metal head (although there is overlap) cause the only two times that we hear about anything about his music tastes, it’s “heavy metal music” and that time he was seen wearing a mastodon shirt

cielle-b:

I have this funny thought that Gerry isn’t actually Goth, he’s more of a metal head (although there is overlap) cause the only two times that we hear about anything about his music tastes, it’s “heavy metal music” and that time he was seen wearing a mastodon shirt

momokarp:

He Michaels on my Shelley til I Spiral.

magickkart:

my personal tma sexy men: Agnes and Gerry

Theres something about enigmatic arsonist beauties

naamahdarling:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

sandersstudies:

borgesperovago:

sandersstudies:

borgesperovago:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

Oh cmon, “he hurt me a lot cause i couldn’t let go” absolutely has double interpretation.

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

This website is free

We pay in other ways.

Sorry I haven’t had any art for a while, have a little preview of my next prezzie for you

I’ve clocked over 30 hours working on it so far but it’s just accessories and some little bits left

putting an arm around the other’s waist

blasphemous-lies-and-deceit:

“Do you want to be in cahoots?”

Michael gave Gerry a look from the corner of his eye, without turning away from the book in his hands. “Are we not already?” he asked.

“Well, yeah, but I mean active cahooting.” Gerry wrapped his arm around his waist and rested his head against his upper arm, wiggling his eyebrows dramatically. “Conspiring, one might say. Colluding, even.”

Michael grinned, closing his book but keeping his finger between the pages to mark the place. “I see. That’s not an euphemism for something else, is it?”

“No. I mean, itcouldbeifyouwantto but I do need you for something,” Gerry said in a rush, continuing before Michael could register his words. “There’s a Leitner here, and I know the guy won’t sell it to me-”

“Your reputation preceeds you, doesn’t it?” Michael teased, shifting his weight to settle further into Gerry’s arm.

“No!” Gerry defended vehemently. “Because he’s a prick who doesn’t think I’m the type who buys antique cookbooks.”

“Oh, and I am?”

“You absolutely are.” Gerry shifted up on his toes to kiss his cheek. “Hence, why we should cahoot.”

“I see.” Michael wound his own arm around Gerry’s waist, loving the banter and closeness between them. “Well, if you think I can pull it off, I’ll try to get the book for you.”

“And I’ll get this for you,” Gerry said smoothly, reaching around him for the book in his hand. “As thanks. I know I shouldn’t be Leitner-hunting on our date-”

“That’s our standard date activity, my love. I don’t mind.” He really didn’t. That came with the territory, and he had accepted that as part of the package that was dating Gerry. He freed his arm from around Gerry’s middle and offered it to him. “Shall we go cahoot?” Gerry grinned and looped his arm with his.

“We shall.”

sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss

blasphemous-lies-and-deceit:

“This is such bullshit.”

“I know,” Michael answered, his pleasant smile never budging. Gerry shifted restlessly at his side, glad that he had Michael’s arm tucked in his. Otherwise he would have hauled ass hours ago.

It was fine that the person he loved the most in the world was tied to the Archives and the Eye, and he himself was deep in debt to an evil old bitch and thus also roped into the whole mess. He had accepted all of that. The day to day was decent, especially once he and Michael left at the end of the day to spend the night together, which he could easily call the greatest moments of his life. He could handle the field work involving dangerous books or people- he could handle himself, and had a reason to make it back safely. Even the occasional Institute drama that made its way into the Archives, he could deal with it.

But he could not stand being forced into a suit to stand around and please the Institute investors at some stupid fundraiser dinner.

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67: tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin

With GerryMichael because as a fellow tall people I know Michael's hands are unbearably cold from lack of circulation but his face is easy to go red 🥰

blasphemous-lies-and-deceit:

Tall people with bad circulation 🤝 office workers working in cold offices


Michael wondered if Gertrude would let him help her kill Elias.

It was only a matter of time. He’d had his eyes wrenched open, no longer blind to reality. He knew who they were working for, and while he didn’t necessarily like it, he knew Gertrude hated it. She was not quiet about her criticism, and while he was glad she wasn’t keeping him in the dark anymore, it was still quite a thing to listen to his boss openly plot murder.

He didn’t care if Elias was dead at her hands- really, the Head of the Institute was just as guilty as the others, and worse. What Michael did resent was the relentless busy work that he was being assigned, probably to keep them busy so they couldn’t plot their boss’s demise. The amount of incoming statements was so relentless, they nearly didn’t have room to put them all. Gertrude was busy with her own plots, so she was no help, of course. And Elias’s ever-so-helpful suggestion of “digitizing” the hand-written statements just meant more work for him.

Michael groaned as he flexed his fingers against the keyboard. He was a fast typer, but the statements were usually rambling, and the handwriting nearly illegible. The Eye helped a bit, but that left him with an awful headache at the end of the day, and exhausted beyond belief. He was even beginning to have dreams about the statements, which was incredibly annoying since he couldn’t even have a break in his sleep.

The most current annoyance to him, however, were his fingers. He felt like he couldn’t warm them up, they were like stiff icicles against the keys, and blowing on them or tucking them against his chest made no difference. Fingerless gloves might help, but he didn’t have a pair on hand, and he’d been too tired to knit recently, so he couldn’t whip up a pair either. It wasn’t enough to slow him down, but it did make his mood worse, and he was more than ready for a break.

“Gerry,” Michael sighed, leaning back limply in his chair to watch his boyfriend descend the stairs with a bag of takeout. “My love, the light of my life, the greatest joy, my absolute treasure-”

“That bad, huh?” Gerry grimaced, crossing the distance between them to drop a kiss on top of his head. Michael just groaned, long and whale-like, and spun his chair around so he could bury his face in Gerry’s chest. “I’m sorry, love.”

“It’s awful,” Michael moaned, slinging his arms around Gerry’s waist. “It’s like they don’t realize someone’s going to actually read what they’ve written. They don’t even try to make it legible.”

“Ugh.” Gerry leaned over him to peer at the papers next to his computer. “Their handwriting is worse than mine.”

“And it’s so pointless! It’s just busy work.” Michael leaned back so he could see Gerry’s face. “Next thing you know, that bastard’ll have me recording them or something.”

“I’m sure you’ll do a fantastic job regardless,” Gerry assured him, staring down at him with a terribly fond expression. He raised his hands to cup the back of his head, gently rubbing the tension away. “You’re too damn good for this place.”

“Flatterer,” Michael rebutted, helplessly charmed. Gerry just smiled and bent down to kiss him, so soft but full of meaning. Michael kissed him back, feeling all of the tension drain right out of him, leaving him soothed and relaxed. It meant everything to him to have Gerry by his side, sympathetic and caring and exactly what he needed the most. As if Michael couldn’t possibly be more in love with him.

And to show his appreciation, he rucked up the back of Gerry’s shirt and plastered his hands to the small of his back.

Gerry yelped and jumped away, gaping at Michael incredulously as he fell into giggles. “What the hell?” he gasped, sounding aghast and offended. “Why are your fingers so cold?”

“Because its cold down here!” Michael pointed out. “And my jumper doesn’t cover my hands.” He wiggled his fingers to prove his point, and Gerry rolled his eyes, coming back to take his hands in his.

“Poor guy,” he commiserated, rubbing his hands and bending to breathe warm air over them. “I have some fingerless gloves back ho- back at Pinhole, I’ll run over and grab them for you.”

“Thank you,” Michael murmured, touched that Gerry would step foot back in that place for him. Over the past few months they had been removing Gerry’s clothes and personal items and relocating them to his flat, slowly moving him in where he belonged. Michael couldn’t help but feel a deep stir of pleasure at the thought, of getting Gerry away from that awful place for good. It’s what he deserved.

Gerry knelt next to him, tucking his cold hands under his chin as he smiled at Michael, happy and content. “Can you take a break for lunch? Get out of this basement for a bit?”

“Of course.” Without looking, Michael put his computer into sleep mode and guided Gerry back to his feet, pulling him in for a hug. This time, when he cold hands wandered under Gerry’s shirt, he didn’t pull away.

mlmxreader:

just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists’ music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel’s entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

mochipong:

Oh, starboy

parasitoidism:

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you’re like wow the gang’s all here

I Love Your Gerry, I am along with you for this ride <3 thank you for sharing him with us!!

momokarp:

Many thanks! He’s definitely a lot of fun to draw and I wanna mess around more with his whole look but I’m pretty set on drawing his hair a certain way haha

mangozic:

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

golyadkin:

a drawing of Gerry Keay from The Magnus Protocol. He is wearing a black tank top with beige, paint-stained pants, and his hair is back in a ponytail with a headband. He is painting a canvas in abstract colours and looking calmALT
A drawing of Gerry Keay from the Magnus Protocol. He is standing in the same pose as the first image but instead of a paintbrush he is holding a lit lighter and instead of a palette he is holding an open book. His hair is down and badly dyed black, he is wearing a long black coat, and he is staring wide-eyed into the book which is glowing whiteALT

in every universe…

d3adp1g3on:

he’s just a little guy your honor

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m-kuprum:

save me helen distortion….. helen distortion save me……….

clawfootcoffin:

gertie and gerry :3

momokarp:

More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

pinkbeetroot:

obsessed with him actually