tma headcanon: Jonathan Sims has absolutely no hobbies. Like. Seriously. What does this guy even do when he goes home.
Like, Martin writes poetry, Tim goes to the club, Sasha probably has a blog or something.
But Jon? He either just sits around, or does what we all thought teachers did after school as kids and just shuts down.
I cannot envision this man doing anything for fun I’m sorry.
bro has never relaxed a day in his life
His hobby is stalking his coworkers
The perfect hobby, because it’s technically still work