2023-02-26 0:25:15 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

itchyeye:

> late-to-the-magnus-archives:

> > itchyeye:

> > > literally you freak bitches do you not hear yourselves… ooooh it was such an invasion of my privacy that jon cut the cursed bullet out of my necrotic thigh to say me from becoming totally possessed by the slaughter i hate that little freak bitch who just casts his sad wet eyes up at me when i physically maul him because he’s the threat he’s the danger and this is his fault

> > yeah you know

> > yeah

> > (backs up my theory that Elias only hired people he knew would punch down at Jon when frightened, because they knew damn well Jon wouldn’t punch back, so he was safe to be aggressive toward)

> > (it’s all about psychologically isolating your pet Archivist so he can be controlled, and will do the desperate thing, because he doesn’t have people to rely on)

> > (and then, ideally, after ending the world, will NOT come after you with his god-like powers because he’s too busy being depressed)

> > (fool proof)

> > (and then comes Martin with a steel chair)

> yes to all of this except martin starts treating jon like absolute garbage as soon as they get together so i disagree that he is the exception to this rule