●

panel 1: Mr scratch looks at his watch impatiently outside of the projector building "what's taking so long? what the hell is he actually doing in there??" panel 2: he looks up at the film screen, a soyjack version of the first tape he recording is playing "is he taking some kind of issue with my choice in film?" panel 3: mr scratch looks up fondly at the screen "..can't imagine why. I'm really getting pretty good at this film stuff. heh. maybe I should become a film director-" panel 4: a hand mounts a new film reel panel 5: mr scratch explodes, only saying "A."ALT

barges into the tag with the scruffiest propaganda for the Scratch = Seine quack theory

+ congrats! your evil doppelganger has pursued a higher education and has been awarded a BA in film studies!