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Tim & Alan's Authentic Dark Place Italian est. time isnt real Ingredients; -rock solid stale white bread -ketchup packets we found in a drawer -cheese slices we found in a book -cooked lovingly on a space heater mamma mia that's a good pizza!! please send helpALT
ziploc alphabet spaghetti - sous vide by lightbulb heatALT
hotdogs prepared with a hairdryer in an oh deer diner thermos on a janitor closet floor. served with no toppings (not pictured)ALT
pickled mussels (meal) (drink) 1 damp cig (found on floor) (dessert) satisfaction guaranteedALT
microwave acquired!!!ALT
alan set fire to the microwave by making noodlesALT

i’ve taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit