August 2025

image of the throneroom from warhammer 40k. a shrimp wearing a naval hat is curled up sitting on the throne. text coming from off-screen reads "lord captain, you sit on that throne for 10 hours a day, can you please atleast try to maintain a correct posture", the shrimp's response cuts off the end of the first speech bubble, saying "no."ALT
social media post in the style of twitter. post was made by cassia, the text reads "stupid serf thing im fuckin ballin", and the attached image is of cassia flying through the air dunking a basketball into a hoopALT
drawing of yrliet and marazhai from warhammer 40k: rogue trader wearing clown makeup and standing infront of a naval von valancius rogue trader. yrliet is pointing behind her explaining "Elantach, you fucked up our end slides. Now we have to go join clown college". the words 'clown college' are in rainbow and the speech bubble has the shape of party balloons.ALT

drafting all void born and xenos onboard to the von valancius interplanetary basketball squad