January 2024

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drawing of Alex Casey and Saga Anderson on a motorbike wearing sunglasses. They are turning around and flipping someone off with a smile.ALT
Dear Alice: Do NOT come to the dark place. I've written an absolutely dogshit manuscript. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry-- Alan <3ALT
Drawing of Alan Wake crying with his foot in a bear trap. His shoe fell off too.ALT

final draft except all of the manuscript notes are in pink glitter gel pen now instead

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panel 1: Mr scratch looks at his watch impatiently outside of the projector building "what's taking so long? what the hell is he actually doing in there??" panel 2: he looks up at the film screen, a soyjack version of the first tape he recording is playing "is he taking some kind of issue with my choice in film?" panel 3: mr scratch looks up fondly at the screen "..can't imagine why. I'm really getting pretty good at this film stuff. heh. maybe I should become a film director-" panel 4: a hand mounts a new film reel panel 5: mr scratch explodes, only saying "A."ALT

barges into the tag with the scruffiest propaganda for the Scratch = Seine quack theory

+ congrats! your evil doppelganger has pursued a higher education and has been awarded a BA in film studies!

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Tim & Alan's Authentic Dark Place Italian est. time isnt real Ingredients; -rock solid stale white bread -ketchup packets we found in a drawer -cheese slices we found in a book -cooked lovingly on a space heater mamma mia that's a good pizza!! please send helpALT
ziploc alphabet spaghetti - sous vide by lightbulb heatALT
hotdogs prepared with a hairdryer in an oh deer diner thermos on a janitor closet floor. served with no toppings (not pictured)ALT
pickled mussels (meal) (drink) 1 damp cig (found on floor) (dessert) satisfaction guaranteedALT
microwave acquired!!!ALT
alan set fire to the microwave by making noodlesALT

i’ve taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit