If I was in an intimate relationship with a guy who accidentally was becoming an Eldritch All-Knowing Creature but he was trying soooooo hard to respect my boundaries and not Know anything about me… I would simply tell him I don’t really mind as long as he doesn’t judge me or share my personal info. Like thats my boyfriend I was already planning on sharing everything with him.

RIP to Archival Assistants but I’m built different (I have unhealthy boundaries in relationships).