y'know, i dunno what it says about… anything… that i genuinely thought georgie or melanie were gonna punch jon across the face or something to that effect when they reunited in season 5. i was surprised when it didn’t happen, actually. still am, tbh. there really wasn’t anything that remotely gave me the indication they wouldn’t.
An extremely agoraphobic mortician of a local funeral home who has every disease. Nervous wreck. Makes noises when stressed. An artist at heart (her embalming fluid is imbued with the fragrance of cinnamon).
she’s the goth gf of your dreams. she’s an undertaker, a romance novelist, a hot air balloon pilot, and she has interiority for days
It’s antigone or unfollow me
Martin Blackwood (The Magnus Archives):
Canonically fat, usually depicted with glasses and sweaters, always making people tea, dramatic and messy but also vulnerable and full of love
We wouldn’t have the discourse over whether Jon was a victim if he had been female. Y’all would lose your fucking brains trying to justify their treatment towards him in season four had they all been female.
In Western fanfiction, sad men are so popular that we’ve developed a rich vocabulary for describing particular flavors of sadness, such as whump and hurt/comfort. Fan favorites are often incredibly sad. Supernatural maintained its fanbase through steadily providing crying men, men too repressed to cry, men extracting bullets from their own bodies while shirtless, etc. An intense amount of erotic interest was directed toward Jonathan Sims, an unpleasant middle-aged man with almost no coolness or devotion who happens to spend all his time getting kidnapped, stabbed, burned, threatened with murder, enslaved by a cosmic horror, devoured by worms, lost in two different pocket dimensions, and almost transformed into clothing.
He was orphaned as a young child, was bullied by a person ten years older than him when he was not much older, saw said bully be killed by a spider, all while being under the care of a resentful grandmother.
In Western fanfiction, sad men are so popular that we’ve developed a rich vocabulary for describing particular flavors of sadness, such as whump and hurt/comfort. Fan favorites are often incredibly sad. Supernatural maintained its fanbase through steadily providing crying men, men too repressed to cry, men extracting bullets from their own bodies while shirtless, etc. An intense amount of erotic interest was directed toward Jonathan Sims, an unpleasant middle-aged man with almost no coolness or devotion who happens to spend all his time getting kidnapped, stabbed, burned, threatened with murder, enslaved by a cosmic horror, devoured by worms, lost in two different pocket dimensions, and almost transformed into clothing.
Rip to Melanie King, but if I blamed my breakdown on the person asking me follow up questions about an experience I couldn’t prove after admitting im a professional yarn spinner, I would simply not seek them out two additional times
Anybody else think that our good Mr. Mercer is giving Jonathan Sims tonight? I’m sure that’s not what it’s meant to be, but that’s what I see and I need to know I’m not alone.