me personally i think every american who wants to write fanfic about british media should be legally obligated to do extensive research on what terms are used over hear before posting it
I hear you and I understand. However. I have zero respect for the British. And you cannot make me.
Jon never did drugs in uni. Not only because it’s not his thing but also because he’s afraid of not being in full control of himself.
Magnus Archives Spin The Wheel Game:
You are being hunted down by this entity for a week straight. That means you are being hunted by manifestations of this entity and might find yourself in similar situations to past statement givers.
This character will help you survive. Their role is to give advice and help defend you against anything that tries to cause harm. How good they are at those two things depends solely on who you spin.
Of course, this is a game. And what’s a game without some rules? Spin this wheel to be assigned a situation that will either help or hinder you.
Now, Would Survive The Week?
Yes and without a doubt. I won the spins.
It’s likely. My chances are really good but there’s still room for error.
It would be a real close call but I think so.
Maybe??? It’s 50/50.
I am so unbelievably doomed.
I don’t think I would but if luck aligned the right way I might be fine.
It would be a real close call but I probably wouldn’t make it.
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
Angry about the fact that Jon being tortured for a month was made out to be a joke and was essentially a reference to fucking Silence of the Lambs and that lovely transphobic bullshit again.
Hahahah isn’t it highLAIReous that he was gagged and tied up and moisturized and violated routinely for a month while no one knew or cared and when he comes back they bitch about him being gone instead of even talking about WHY he was gone and nah of course that doesn’t matter they’re too busy with their own shit. Isn’t it the peak of comedy that he ends that month by trying to go through a door that he knows will kill him, like the one that he was supposed to die at the hands of when he was EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD, cause it was preferable to the last month he suffered through!
I’m choking on my laughter. My side is splitting.
But yeah no he was fine!!! Totally had no lasting repercussions!!! He joked about his skin, the one that was going to be flensed, being healthier than ever and later joking with another set of kidnappers about being kidnapped a third time not too long after!!! It was totes chill, yo!!! Cause he was well on his way to being a monster by then so it didn’t really matter!!! In fact, you should probably add him being totally fine as a sign of his inhumanity!!! Ignore the trauma, it just gets in the way of the REAL story, which is how he’s gladly going to end the world cause he’s NOT NORMAL!!!
I feel crazy for feeling like the ritual causing marks weren’t shown as anything other than signs of blame. That the narrative did nothing but explicitly state that Jon’s choices were why he got them and caused the end of the world. There’s a whole episode dedicated to spelling out how if not Jonah then the Web set him up to receive them, yet the show does nothing but say they were still his choices and have the characters implicitly state they still blamed him for it all regardless of any signs showing them otherwise. Because he could have made the right choices. So it didn’t matter that they were stacked against him. There was a way out for him. He just didn’t take it. So all the trauma. All the pain he suffered. Was his fault. So why should we bother to care. We should think about other people suffering cause of him. Isn’t that more important. That his suffering only led to more. That he was weak and could’ve broken away from it but didn’t cause he was egotistical and WEAK.