i think its very funny that well before i knew elias was actually evil i just hated him. day fucking 1 of hearing his smarmy fucking voice i was like oh this guy sounds like a fucking tool. a lukewarm fridge of a man and a shitty boss i know this in my heart. i didnt even think he’d be cool enough to be a main villain i was just like he sounds like someone to say “we’re all a family here” to his employees while docking from their pay for every minute that they spend strolling toward a bathroom while at work. i was like oh if this guy was american he’d be real into golf. kinda guy who cooks his food with one singular drop of oil ever and thinks black peppers too spicy. im glad jon stabbed him to death but i think we as a society moved on too fast from this. i think martin shouldve gotten that rope to drag him down from the eye and beat the shit out of him even if it didnt do anything. i think they shouldve let melanie poison him i think if she didnt give him enough poison and had to finish the job manually that wouldve been funny. i dont like him.
just this once i think we could normalize NOT wanting to fuck that old man