prokopetz:

You should feel bad for her because her best friend died.

Well, okay, her best friend died because she threw them into a giant fan, but, like, she’s really sorry about it.

Well, okay, she’s not actually sorry about it at all, and will in fact staunchly maintain that the act was both pragmatically and morally justified if challenged on it, but she is a bit lonely now.

Look, the point is that you should feel bad for her, okay?