Immediate red flag whenever anyone writes a fic scene where Jon does a stupid thing and then someone else in the archives like chastises his dumbass and course corrects him. Immediate marriage proposal whenever anyone writes a fic scene where Jon does a stupid thing and then someone else in the archives is stupid², dumb of ass and dumb of heart, gives him the exact wrongest answer via megaphone and totally straightfaced like they’re handing moses some stone tablets.