If you make a joke about ‘Elias Bouchard’ and Peter Lukas being ex-husbands or what the fuck ever, I automatically will dismiss every thing you have to say about The Magnus Archives. Period. It’s a stupid and tired joke. Same with the fucking kayak jokes. Die.
Adding the ‘Jon had a band in university that was the Mechanisms’ to the list of annoyingly pervasive and idiotic fanon in-jokes that make me want to rip my hair out from the root until I’m BALD.
Now adding the “Jonny only has one name he uses and it’s Michael” to this roster. Stop beating a dead horse you’re just digging a hole now shut the fuck up.