2025-10-27 18:16:33 ¶ ● ⬈

cardentist:

> can you IMAGINE being jonathan sims? your scary boss tells you he’s making you the head of a department You Don’t Work In, that requires degrees you don’t have, and when you ask him if you can at Least have a training period you’re told you can’t because the previous person who held that position “Died in the line of duty.” nobody ever elaborates on what that means