it's plausible to crave for your affection (without simultaneously sporting an erection) - levaagrace - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Melanie King, Alice “Daisy” Tonner, Basira Hussain
Additional Tags: Sex Talk, Canon Asexual Character, Sex-Repulsed Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, super duper sex-repulsed, Author Projecting onto Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and I don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else
Summary:

“Oh my god,” Melanie laughs. “Are you for real?”

“Evidently,” he snipes. “So, if we’re done here-”

“There’s no way,” Basira interrupts. “Is it. Is it because you think you’re too good for him, for everyone, or something?”

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or, Jon is sex-repulsed and it takes him being drunk to talk about it