May 2025

i-will-change-this-someday:

You know, as much as I find the “Jon puts his whole heart into the statement and then calls it fake” posts funny. I feel like everyone forgets that there are, in fact, a lot of fake statements.

When Martin yells at Jon for “Pushing the sceptic thing so hard” we’re inclined to agree with him, but that’s only because we only hear the real statements. Martin would likely be hearing Jon record all the statements, and for most of them, Jon’s gonna be right, cause they are fake.

“I still think most of the statements down here aren’t real. Of the hundreds I’ve recorded, we’ve had maybe… thirty, forty that are… that go on tape. Now, those, I believe, at least for the most part.”

Hundreds. Jon has recorded hundreds of statements between, at least, January 13th (Naomi Herne’s statement) to July 29th (the infestation) and only 38 of them were real. (33, that were written statements already in the archives)