August 2025

iamnmbr3:

Everyone: We have to consider that one option is to just leave things as they are and watch as everyone suffers horrifically for thousands of years before dying. 

Jon: If we go with that I could at least speed things up and give everyone a quick death so they don’t suffer as much.

Everyone: WTF is wrong with you??! How dare you suggest that?! What a monstrously cruel thing to suggest modifying our idea to let the whole world die an agonizingly slow death so that the whole world instead dies a quicker and more painless death. This is why we don’t let you have input in our discussions or make decisions.