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!!!!!
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< tag for when I’m not bitching
'he can't give up the game but the only way to win was to not play at all and he lost before the series even began'
(as i am want to do)
(get it. cause I usually complain about the final girls in tma lol)
(my update tag)
(platonic)
(tangentially)
*I am not ever going to count Georgie for anything leave me alone
*bell dings*
*louder* HEY SO WHAT THE FUCK
*shoves a pillow in my mouth*
*sighs dreamily*
*stares significantly at my crossover fic*
*stares significantly into the audience*
...
...touching tips
/he wasn’t even in the same department as her/
/sighhhh
10/10 would read again
:)
:) yeah
:|
;c
AHAHHAHSHDGSHHSUA
ALL OF THE NON-JON CHARACTERS ARE HYPOCRITES AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM GRACE
AND SHE WAS RIGHT
AUGH
AUGHHH
BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY WOULD HAVE TO DRINK TO HANDLE HIM EXISTING IN THEIR PRESENCE
BUT ITS NOT
C H O K E
CHOKE ON IT
Come quickly we've taken ill. We've passed away.
DELICIOUS
DIE ABOUT IT
DO I AT LEAST GET A HEAD START AND ACCESS TO WEAPONS OR IS THIS JUST A FIRING SQUAD
DO IT
DON’T FUCKING DO THE BIDDING OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW IS FUCKING MANIPULATING YOU
Daisy scenting Jon and him being both disturbed and touched by it <3
EXPRESS SOME MODICUM OF LITERACY
FOREVER
GIVE HIM SOME GODDAMN AGENCY FFS
GO DIE ABOUT IT
GOD BLESS
GOD I MISS THIS FIC
GOOOOOOOOD question.........
Georgie tried to contact Melanie but got Basira instead
HAS FIVE MINUTES
HE DOESN'T. LIKE. AT ALL.
HE WANTS TO ATONE FOR HIS BIGGEST SIN
HE WAS GROOMED
HE WAS TEXTBOOK FUCKING GROOMED
HER
HMMM
HOLY SHIT
I AM GOING
I CAN BE YOUR HERO BAYBEHH
I CAN KISS AWAY YOUR PAIN
I WILL STAND BY YOU
I WILL die on this hill because making you kill me is much more satisfying
I WONDER WHY I'M REBLOGGING THIS HERE ON MY FANDOM ACCOUNT
I always had the conviction that Jon wouldn’t have and didn’t want to be a monster
I am NOT subscribing to their fucking Patreon to get ad free shit either
I am being hyperbolic and I’m sure they are too
I am drowning and I am taking you all with me
I am going to bite something
I am gonna be fucking OBNOXIOUS later on if I ever get the courage to do this with season four
I am in hell
I am interested in seeing if my tone changes after two+ years or so of not listening to them
I am so sick of allos
I am still hoping to get part one of that fic written by the end of the year
I am suddenly needing to gab about shit
I apologize for the oversight
I can
I can’t write poetry but I can read and even sometimes enjoy it
I could keep making the same posts complaining but after awhile
I did not look at the comments until it posted this morning and now I’m >:(
I do
I do mean Jon
I don’t actually have anything else to say
I don’t even know what prompted this
I don’t ever agree fully with things I reblog
I don’t in general enjoy being insane
I don’t know who the fuck that is
I don’t like you people
I don’t think I’ve ever cared about someone as much as I do Jon
I doubt anyone will but if they do it could be fun
I dunno where I’m going with this
I even commented how gross it was in my goddamn post
I feel like this has been said before
I found season five so boring
I fucking know it’s a tragedy
I fucking know that’s part of the tragedy
I genuinely think Jon would be better off without any of them
I had a more coherent post about this situation somewhere but
I hate love and want to watch it die
I hate this
I have no context for this game but the title and Jon being involved makes me want to eviserate myself
I have some thoughts in relation to this and the fears in general
I have that appointment to potentially get on meds today
I hear you already saying these have logical reasons behind them
I just can’t reconcile anything
I just don’t like people telling me how to think
I just think Jon
I know I didn’t pay much attention to season five and haven’t listened to any of it since it ended
I know it’s not canon
I legit can’t think of anything else at the moment
I like seeing art and reading fic and meta
I literally did not think about the fact all three of them were written in that book wtf
I love you
I made posts so people would fight me
I may not be the best at not ruminating on things in this fandom that piss me off
I mean
I mean I get it
I might just drop snippets like this whenever I feel like it
I miss hearing Jon’s voice but I’ll get tf over it
I mostly ship them platonically but like…
I must have been going through it and decided Jon should as well
I must try and just
I need to make a tag for this AU
I picture him hiding under his desk all the damn time
I rag on Johnny enough that I think I can praise him this one time
I said what I said
I saw that post and boy let me tell you
I say constantly that Jon did nothing wrong
I should have a tag for like… ‘housekeeping’ stuff…
I should have included Alex
I still hate y’all tho
I think I’m in a funk
I think about how we don’t actually know how much contact Melanie and Georgie had during those six months
I think about the few live statement givers in general a lot of the time
I think this but also like
I want you dead
I was also gonna relisten to the podcast this month too but that desire is gone too
I was also thinking about how Jon utterly forgot about celebrating Martin’s birthday
I was cooking with this one
I was having a bad week alright
I was really thinking more would be against giving Jon guardianship over a toddler
I will be relistening to seasons 3-5 starting October
I will continue to reblog posts about this and rail against any porn of Jon even by other aces until the day I die
I will defend him to my final breath
I will defend you to my dying day but JEEEEEESUSSSSS
I wish all allosexuals a very go die
I wonder how long after the three performances they’ll sell the recording
I wonder just how much Jon tries to forget
I work at the McDonald’s in the Panopticon~
I would be sorry for the spam
I would like to buy a gun
I would rather die than reference season five but look past the whiny bullshit of two Martins
IGNORE IT
IGNORE MY BLOG TITLE
IM FUCKING HILAROUS
IT IS RIDICULOUS
ITS TIME FOR BLOODSHED THIS ONES FOR THE HEAD NO HOLDING BACK
I’d title it… ‘live the rest of our lives (but not together)’
I’ll just read the transcripts
I’ll might post a bit more context on this blog at some point
I’m EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED
I’m a person of few words
I’m back and I’m gonna make it everyone’s fucking problem
I’m barely hanging on by a thread btw hbu?
I’m doing fine how are y’all
I’m going to die
I’m gonna buy a gun and [redacted]
I’m gonna vomit I’m full of so much affection for him
I’m gonna write a fic where Jon goes on an on about how genitals are disgusting
I’m in love
I’m just so bored
I’m just so tired
I’m love him
I’m mostly concerned about the structuring of it
I’m not surprised the TMAGPverse Archivist sounded disgusted to be mistaken for Jon
I’m pretty consistently remembering everything as I go
I’m pretty sure I have lasting effects from a childhood tbi
I’m sorry
I’m still thinking maybe February or March but I could be surprised
I’m sure so many people are pointing and laughing at me for not understanding anything
I’m tired
I’ve been meaning to read season four for the longest tbh
I’ve been suicide baited before m’dude
I’ve decided this year I want to not be a bitch
JON AND SUSAN BREAK UP AT THE END
JON I AM SO SORRY THOSE DEGENERATES THINK YOU FUCK
JONATHAN SIMS WAS GROOMED
Jesus Christ
Jon *thinking*: You will not ask this kid for advice you will not ask this kid for advice you will not-
Jon I so deeply wish I understood you more
Jon can articulate his feelings and realize what he needs
Jon didn’t view any of them as monsters at any point and didn’t deny that doing the webs bidding would have their intended outcome
Jon feels everything his victims feel
Jon has a very frank discussion about sexuality with Melanie Daisy and Basira helped by copius amounts of alcohol
Jon has more spine than Arthur and John Doe combined
Jon is Jon obviously and Martin is Susan
Jon is a case study in the difference between Wisdom and Intellect and I still can't tell you which is which
Jon isn’t a skeptic or wholly dismissive of other people’s experiences
Jon isn’t a sopping wet cat
Jon isn’t unhinged and erratic he’s terrified which is a rational thing to be WHEN YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER
Jon just didn’t connect with people and let them think the worse of him cause they were ‘right’
Jon makes a snide comment about Angela chopping him up but come the fuck on y’all
Jon not seeing the individual didn’t mean he didn’t care about their suffering
Jon not wanting to pass on that suffering didn’t mean he didn’t care about their suffering
Jon should’ve been able to resurrect him to kill him again
Jon would get out of that stupid forest whatever it’s called without losing a pinky
Jon would kick Arthur’s shins and spit on him as he curled up into a ball and sob
JonElias shippers choke on my chode challenge
Jon’s loneliness isn’t self-imposed is the thing
Jon’s perpetual to do list
LAUGH WITH ME
LET ALL MY RED FLAGS FADE TO WHITE: I GIVE UP
LINES THAT MAKE ME TURN INTO THE FUCKING JOKER
LMAOOOOOO
Lieutenant Hawkeye?
MCU
MIKE DROP
MMMMM
MY BRAND
MY VERY BREATH AWAY
Marc: No it’s fine they call it compartmentalization. He’s just stuffing his emotions down. It’s fine.
Martin didn’t ask her to ‘take care of’ someone
Martin was never spineless he just had zero convictions
Martin wasn’t rude
Melanie I so deeply wish I understood you less
Melanie’s first episode
NOT A GOOD THING
Nothing Beside Remains makes me want to stick bamboo up my nails
OF ADS
OF C O U R S E T H E Y W O U L D
OH
OH NOOOO
OH SHIT
PISSES ME OF SO MUCH
PREACH
PROOF
PUNCHING A THOUSAND FUCKING ANGELS AND CACKLING AS THEY CRASH INTO HELL
Peter: Uh… hey Moony… why is he staring at me like that?
REAL
REAL AND TRUE
RECEIPTS
REGARDLESS OF IF HE WAS ‘ALIVE’ OR NOT
ROTTMNT
SCREENSHOTS
SHE
SO IT ISNT
SOMEONE SAID THE THING SO SUCCINCTLY
STRAIGHT TO THE BRAINPAN
SURVIVING
Spotify
TASTY
THANK YOU
THAT A FIFTEEN MINUTE EPISODE
THAT IS UNCONSCIONABLE
THE JOKER
THEM
THEY
THEY MAKE ME ILL
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FANFIC EVER FYI
THIS IS NOT JMART POSITIVE
TIMELINE
TMA
TMNT
TO BECOME
VINE BOOM
WELL I WILL NOW
WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS
WHAAAA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUCKS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘A TRAPPED MEMORY’
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK B A S I R A
WHEN NONE OF THEM GIVE ANY TO JON
WHEN TEXTUALLY IT WASN’T
WOMP THERE IT IS
WTF
YEAH
YEAH THATS THE GOOD SHIT
YEAHHH
YES
YOU CAN TAKE
YOU GET HOW THATS A BAD THING RIGHT?
YOU GET IT
YUM YUM
[enrique inglesias plays loudly in the background]
[for filtering purposes]
[in a way]
[platonically]
[skrillex's 'kill EVERYBODY- bare noize remix' plays loudly in the background]
[stares at the wall for hours]
a female Jon wouldn’t be seen as inhuman
a good Jon and the Admiral
a literal dummy puppet for the web
a pipe dream but…..
a sack of rocks would have an easier time getting out of a wet paper bag than you
a smokescreen to hide that he smells like cigarettes and coffee stains
a/c is out at my job so I’m a little loopy lol
accidental
ace discourse
acespec
actually Jon wouldn’t even have to be given the choice to lose a pinky to get them out he just would do it
after I finish my season three and four listen through as
agnes :(
ah fuhking dumbass
ahhhh
alan
alas
all of this
all of y’all take every other character’s assessment of him as the truth
all suspense was gone
all that to say
also
also a non zero amount of those clothes have burn holes from when he would put out said cigarettes on them
also completely unrelated but I know something really bad is happening to me mentally cause
also gender essentialism much
also i just realized that you might’ve meant for me to talk about his alters
also just like some shirts I stole from my brother
also sorry I still have pent up venom
also sorry if this comes off as combatative I’m not picking a fight
also the ship name is just
also this is just to counter my bitchy emotions from earlier
also you can argue with me
always find it funny how people will call him the most moral of all the avatars lmao
always say what we were supposed to believe
an earlier comment I made was about the heart to heart Jon and Martin had at the end of MAG 39 and verbatim it said
and
and DOES have to excuse himself to vomit 🫶
and I am right like always
and I cannot abide by that
and I’m on new meds that are doing wonders for my OCD and depression
and I’m putting it here on my sideblog because fuck you that’s why
and I’m talking out my ass
and a non zero amount of them had already died by the point they were archived
and absolutely has no bearing on canon cause Jonny doesn’t give a fuck about timelines
and act like it was what the narrative showed
and actually understand what he domain was
and again
and again and again
and also
and also despite no one telling me I was wrong
and be surprised when the people who answer them get offended
and because of that everyone around him thinks he needs to be euthanized
and buy the dlc
and do
and even then
and fuck all y’all that think just cause he WANTS TO LIVE WITHOUT SUFFERING means he’s just like Jonah
and having evidence that suspecting Tim was wrong in the first place and that their trust was broken for nothing
and he didn’t
and her victims would be ignored
and hes dead and bound to a cursed book for fucks sake
and he’s not even the favorite attack dog
and i still need to redo my introduction post
and ignore every single thing that proves it wrong
and it pisses me off
and it truly does fuck me up how she and Jon are the same person in a different font
and need motivation that isn’t accomplishing things in video games
and no I don’t mean the archivist that Sam followed through the time hole
and no i don't think they should get back together
and not
and not because of his very clear defeatism and self-loathing
and now I have a better idea of how to write fuck ass London
and of course you think it’s cause he wants power
and some people simper about it likely being a case of self cannibalism or he feeds of how the people who care about him miss him
and suddenly people are going NUH-UH. HE TOTALLY DID IT THINKING SHE WOULDN’T
and suddenly people are plugging their ears and going LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU
and telling them they’re a monster… for not seeing any other options…
and that he purposefully chose wrong at every turn because he was egotistical and an idiot
and that person would be Jon
and that was before the horrors unitedly decided to ruin his life
and that would be enough to make their actions logical IF THAT WAS THEIR LITERAL ONLY INTERACTION WITH HIM
and that's so fucking boring
and the LAYER of the lack of autonomy he has in anything regarding his body
and the answer is yes
and the breakdown won’t have to do with the show either
and the fear of the pain preceding it rather than what comes after
and they all were validated within the podcast
and this is why sex neutral to sex positive ace jon fanfics piss me off
and upsetting them actually makes ME feel better
and was left to interpretation
and who said i romanticize anything anyone in this godforsaken podcast does at all ever?
and yeah okay it is a little sus to me that they thought old white Victorian men were more compelling
and y’all think thats funny???
annoyed rn and debating a few things
another notch in the ‘Jon is autistic’ scoreboard
another one from the drafts
anti jmart
anything but you know what
anyway
anyway if you dislike Jon and say shit like
anyway this is called ‘nothing left to say’ and it’s an alternate version of mag 200
anyway this is exactly how I picture her
anyways
aphobia
are there more people who had their fear expunged?
are yall sick of me yet
are you perchance
as a character
as he should
as he should be
as in when people write him as either being fine with sex or even enjoying it
asexual
asexuality
ask game
asks answered
at all
at least he’s fucking dead and his specter will no longer hang over my thoughts
at least she’s consistent in her desire to murder people who don’t act or look human enough for her
at some point I stopped enjoying the hurt and started wanting the comfort and that’s on me
at this point its not worth it to relisten to be accurate in my hateration
autistic: ♾️
awful awful awful
basically he’s the same age as my brother and dresses like him too
basically meant that they were doing what they did just because
basically yeah
basira was a hypocrite and never stopped being one
because I do see nuance in things despite the contrary
because I fucking hate myself
because I say so
because all people do is disappoint you and ignore you and hate you anyway
because i am insane
because it shows the kind of person they are
because she is neither
because she would be a woman
because there was none
because they all do
because they don’t actually know who Jon is
because they think he deserves to also be sexually assaulted on top of the other assaults done to his person as atonement
being asexual isn’t dependent on SHAME
bitch me too the fuck
bitching and complaining about everything Jon did MOST OF WHICH HE ASKED HIM TO
bitching and moaning
bitter exs that still live and exist around each other elsewhere because they're the only one who know the world they came from jmart when?
blaseball
blrghhh
bluhhhh
boundaries
brain is kinda mushy
brain wants to create
brb throwing up
bringing this over to the new blog
but
but I appreciate all that you’ve put here
but I call bullshit
but I do care enough to wiggle my finger in it just to feel anything but the gnawing empty void
but I don’t have to tell YOU that asker
but I find you disgusting and want you out of the fandom forever
but I have venom built up that needs release
but I wanna yap
but I want it here just to keep my stance on this clear
but I’ll need to organize them before I can articulate them
but I’m allowed to dislike someone cause of their fandom takes
but I’m getting better at not bitching about other things that actually show how insane I am
but I’m pretty sure that the fact that killing the ‘avatars’ didn’t stop their domains
but THATS BAD
but also I’m posting it cause it’s not technically canon anymore
but also casting them as queer at all
but also their entire conversation after makes me feel like chewing on drywall
but anyway
but as a whole?
but at a point it’s just you not realizing them
but attributing them exclusively to people who point out facts about Jon being ace
but because it forces them to confront their childhood trauma
but did not sleep well last night
but especially because before and during stonewall
but even after the reveal you can’t be that dumb to think upon relistening that he WAS one
but for real he’s totally got that grunge style on his off days
but fuck me if I’m not gonna point out how maybe they should’ve went on a longer fucking hiatus
but genuinely i do want to have civil discussions
but he becomes nothing but a scapegoat that season and it’s never addressed as a bad thing
but he can't write relationships worth a damn
but i also enjoy getting into arguments on the internet
but i am feeling it in my soul so here we are
but in what world were they ACTUALLY friends
but is it?
but like
but maybe I’ll actually make a self insert or something
but neither could Jon
but no
but no one before that even used the phrase to describe Jon
but only because he actually couldn’t save anyone
but only because he eventually does the right thing
but people don't wanna HEAR THAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
but regardless hate is all I can feel
but someone else needed to make the connection cause I keep forgetting Oliver showed up cause of the Web
but that is all a performance
but that will require my full attention and I am in a constant state of fight or flight or freeze atm
but that’s a can of worms I’m not gonna open
but the nightmares definitely informed the way he acted during the eyepocalypse
but the same could be said then regarding Jon suspecting the others
but there’s a huge difference in expressing to someone that you think there are other options
but they 'weren't so bad' enough that they were chill with foisting it onto countless universes if it meant they weren't suffering
but to put more of the reason they’re Like That (TM) on Jon cause they want Jon SO BADLY to deserve everything bad that happened to him
but unfortunately the fandom treats her like she’s beyond reproach
but very interesting
but what about HIS genitals you ask?
but whatever
but yeah
but yes
but y’all don’t want to hear that
butches were disproportionately targeted by police
by a door
bye
can feel it in my teeth
can we please just acknowledge that a barely 30 year old is allowed to want to live
can’t accept most of what the creators intend
capitalizing on TikTok sounds is pathetic
cause I sure as hell won’t
cause I’m pretty sure to ‘care’ about someone
cause Martin already tossed them on him
cause even I know I’m probably being a little overreactive
cause fuck off???
cause fucking seriously???
cause god knows there are ones that I do
cause i don't really think that but i'm not above making wildly outrageous claims when people make me want to vomit blood
cause i look at a octopus and get hungry
cause it didn’t
cause it’s not about the violence itself
cause wtf was that lol
ceaseless torment
centaurworld
coming out as a Melanie enjoyer
cool! um. could you gimme a sec?
daisies
daisy
daisy affected him more by his own words
daisy daisy give me your answer true ;c
danger danger
dare I say
date everything
dathen is always right
decided to go ahead cause it wasn’t like it couldn’t make me feel better so I may as well feel worse
definitely
did he tho?
did you even pay attention to the show when you listened to it?
did you mean?: the entirety of season four
die <3
died like the scared old man he was
do I care enough to not poke that gaping open wound?
do y'all think so many people ignore that he's sex-adverse and write him in borderline noncon situations
do you maybe think the point is to hurt others?
do y’all ever get tired of victim blaming?
do y’all just not listen or something?
does not make sense in any way
does that satisfy your curiosity?
doesn't feel like his emotions are justified
doesn’t mean I’m actually going to do a damn thing
don’t come in my ace house with that nonsense
don’t forget to traumatize them in the process
don’t get it twisted
don’t harass people
don’t you know that SMOKING KILLS
dredge
dredge game
due to their codependency
dumblr
dunno when anything will happen
e x a c t l y
easier to think outside of them remember :)
eats this up like a perfectly cooked steak
edit to say that malevolent has bad writing cause literally half of it is just Jesus Christ Arthur
edit:
egg on my face I suppose
eh anyway
either I will not be on here for a few days OR I will learn how to make GIFs and subject y’all to post after post of them
eking out the last of whatever emotions i have
eloquent
emphasis on the Angela part
endless suffering
enough to make him believe but not anything that actually affected him personally
especially
especially when those emotions come as a result of something he did that was then done to him in return
especially when you’re not even old enough to know anything about yourself at all
etc etc etc
even from a purely logical ‘lower level employee wanted higher paying job’ doesn’t make sense
even from ‘other’ aces
even though this is my tma blog
even to himself
eventually
eventually i'll repost some meta from my main blog to here
every time I’m in a foul mood for non-fandom reasons I will reveal a layer of my psyche
everyone consistently told him he should die because of the things he’s done
everyone else at one point or the other threatened to kill him
everyone else... go to hell
everyones an unreliable narrator until they're talking about Jon 🙄
everyones fate was the same in the apocalypse
everything sucks and I need validation
everything surrounding Gertie’s death is suspicious INCLUDING MARTIN FINDING HER
evil wretched woman whom no one should forgive
exactly
excellent
excellent art
explore intimacy in some other way
facts
failed my resolution
fair enough
fanart for fanfics
fandom hears women physically threaten (or kills) men and say
fandom in general just GRATES on me
fandom tags incoming
fandom tropes
fascinating meta about a character i loathe
feeds into those stereotypes
feel free to ask me about any of them
feeling moody
feeling this again
fight me about it
fire in the disco! fire in the… gates of hell
fire in the disco! fire in the… taco bell
first of all how dare you
first reblog on my new blog and its this
fits everything about that scene
flannel and all
food for thought
for all they said Jon fully felt all the fear of every living being during the eyepocalypse
for further information look up watsonian versus doylist
for good measure
for my next trick
for real like we get it you're doing a projection and deflecting blame to Jon cause the true cause is out of reach
for the rottmnt one i mainly had the image of jon waking up as a spider mutant yokai hybrid and whited out for a bit
for those that keep count
for when I want to feel like dying
forgot to reblog this!
from no happy endings by Mika
fuck
fuck I hate all non-Jon characters
fuck a duck but my lord can we acknowledge this and not just that he is justifying his actions because he doesn’t want to die
fuck everyone else I knew I was right
fuck me for getting this goddamn game
fuck off with that
fuck you and fuck your trolley problem
fuck y’all that think just cause he can’t bring himself to actually kill himself
fucking
fucking web
fucks me up how we’re supposed to find Martin calling his boyfriend the antichrist funny
genuinely nothing prompted this I can’t even remember putting it in my drafts lol
gertrude is still around au
get over it
give me a BREAK
give me a month two pallets of redbulls and unfettered access to the official transcripts
giving away pieces of yourself because everyone else has already tried to take them from you
giving away pieces of yourself cause what’s another scar when your body ain’t yours anyway
go away
go cry about it?
go die about it
go now
go suck a lemon little man
god I’m so mean
god but the mood of this is so melancholic
god i need to finish playing that game
god the opening to the final episode was so satisfying and cathartic
god yeah the way she spoke just make me sooooooo ill
going though my drafts
gonna draw a sort of spiritual sequel later
gonna eventually add them here in a reblog
good
good deductive reasoning!
good job op
good job tho!
good luck
got stuff to watch as well
gotta really make them feel unsafe and insecure forever
gravity falls
great heaving sobs
guess I’ll also tag
guess who’s wanting to watch DC stuff!!!!!
hEY YEAH
hOw CoUld I sOuNd /AnYtHiNg/ SiLly 🤪
haaaaaaave I told y’all about my not!elsewhere post!eyepocalypse single!dad barista!Jon AU?
had a bout of anxiety these last couple days
had a specific shade of lipstick and brand of mascara she used
had this waiting for when I got back
hakjsdfhakjlbfdaks
half the time I don’t even comprehend what I am thinking
happy fucking valentines day you degenerates
hashtag relatable
haugshdgvxhsh
have him not be ashamed about not wanting sex either
have him not have ever had sex to know he doesn’t want it and also doesn’t think he should try to have it with Martin
have we thought about trying amnesia?
he
he <3
he absolutely is autistic and that colors why everyone hates him
he can only have a hate and friendship route
he can write really well-rounded and multi-faceted people
he deserves more credit tbh
he did in fact beat him to a pulp after he begged for his life like a little bitch
he did what he could and anything further would’ve been as useless as putting a bandaid on a bullet wound
he doesn’t need ‘support’ from people who’s stated view of him is that he’s rude and annoying
he hasn’t even done anything with the full knowledge of what is happening at that point
he hid behind a persona as much as jon did
he is just ignored or unable to acquire what he emotionally needs
he knew it intimately and knew their names and all
he looks angy
he needs to accept that he’s right to keep people away and find acceptance in himself and not base his self worth on those fuckass people
he pretty fucking quickly marked Martin out after that confrontation about the really fucking damning evidence he was a liar hiding things
he thinks too hard about someone touching his cock and balls
he was literally right that it made no difference
he wasn’t going to get hurt just talking to her
headcanon
heeelllppp
hell and hatred on planet earth
hell world hell world hell world
help
help me
here's that fic I mentioned
hey so what the fuck
hey! i was there a couple weeks or so ago!
he’d complain about safe injection sites and harm reduction fr
he’s a convenient pin cushion is what he is with the only autonomy he has being the power he can exert over others
he’s a feral one that was poorly socialized
he’s gonna throw up a little thinking about them
he’s just making sure not to make the mistake of having hope that this one won’t leave him
he’s now aro to me
hhhhhh
high voltage
hiiiiiiii
his entire relationship with Martin was allo normative
hmmm
holy fuck
horror has the most history and proliferation
how about you get the fuck over yourselves lol
how did i ever think this ship was anything but GROSS
how do I not make Jon feel like this is a good thing because people suck ass to begin with and that he doesn’t need anyone anyway
how do I not project this onto my own abandonment issues
how does it feel to have such a huge fucking brain
how does one say I told you so
how immediate their being able to work together was
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
hrmmm
hshsgahgsgsgdhxhsjjsbdd
huh
huh?
i agree that the 'jonah is a twink with a harem' jokes are fucking vile
i am
i am always right
i am always saying this
i am going to become the joker
i am not immune to sea creature AUs
i am not immune to sea creature aus
i am very much a hypocrite
i can’t think about them too often cause when i do i start projectile vomitting
i could keep going
i did get a rash of followers tho the last few days so that might've been what prompted it actually
i didn’t get sleep cause of y’all
i disagree
i don't care if you acknowledge it as toxic and bad
i don't go to ena (?) but this is cool af
i don't like these 'others'
i don't make the rules
i don't usually think about sasha
i feel jon here so much
i hate this i hate this i hate this
i hated being on it
i hated it
i have Reasons[TM] for the moon knight crossover that i may eventually reveal if everyone is cool about some things
i hope they all die
i hope they die
i intend for it to be but i’m not the web i don’t control you
i just enforce them
i know i am abrasive and unapproachable and stubborn
i like it
i love him and his bitchy little comments even when he's in immediate danger
i love him your honor
i love how you could audibly hear the affection and heart-eyes jon was making as he said that
i love it when people read johnny and ajn to filth about their shit research skills <3
i miss the hunt
i need a break after this
i prommy not to overreact
i respect the hell out of you
i said what i said
i still can't get over that
i think it was the hammersmith line that was the worse
i understand Karolina Gorka on a spiritual level now
i view it more like he thinks its only fair
i view it more that he just
i will create a series pitch document
i will write these essays actually
i wonder if they feel even a drop of the amount of guilt jon lived with most of his life
i would develop a citation system for the episodes for less
i would have laughed so goddamn hard
i'm baffled
i'm sure i'm not the first or last person to make this exact post
idiots
idk
idk I just think Jon refusing to let anyone know him while his whole thing is knowing everyone’s worse moments just has a certain
idk idk idk
idk why but words aren’t wording today
if I weren’t trying to be better I would’ve kept the reblog I made going in on them up
if I’m not being unreasonable I can assume it’s supposed to be as tongue in cheek sarcastic as Melanie’s
if people could just understand that Tim was projectinggggg
if some cosmic horror gets its rocks off
if you genuinely believe that to be a better person jon needed to be dehumanized and demoralized
if you want
if you've seen this before no you haven't
if your line for being human is to not do the bidding of something manipulating you
im just in that weird phase where im likely to attach to some other peice of media
imma bap you if you don’t get some confidence in your amazing artistic abilities
in a cosmology where your place as a product or producer of fear what does it mean when you are neither
in any case
in order to appease those in this fandom who cry misogyny if you don’t constantly atone for liking him regardless of what he’s done
in the most obnoxious and smug way possible
in the narrative you’re supposed to think he is
in the same way hearing that someone completed suicide would make a suicidal person envious
in whatever way you want to see them as
incheresting
instead I’ll just reblog this and do a thousand yard stare where I try and dissociate from the emotion lol
instead of
intimately
irritate them with endless badgering about how fucking stupid I think they are
is anyone gonna turn that into a bulldyke?
is harmful not only because it's “queering the police”
is hating the sun and wanting it extinguished romanticization???
is it actually?
is it too much to ask to hear someone describe their companion being filled with cement after being bitten by a snake???
is that anything
is the sarcasm coming through?
is this too personal?
it
it does feel like anger is closer to the desolation
it hurts us precious
it is dying
it just becomes tedious and unnecessary
it just bored me
it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever
it really usually was Martin starting the most shit
it still boggles me that Jon automatically believed Martin when he revealed the fake CV cause really???
it sucked ass
it truly was
it was just the same depictions of unending horror over and over
it was really cool!
it was the stabbing that got Jonah but still
it would be so funny if they had gone through with the plan and jon still took jonahs place
it's plausible to crave for your affection (without simultaneously sporting an erection)
its hard to put into words the fear that permeates your very soul as you’re told people like you are tortured for eternity after death
its like sam and dean but also nothing like sam and dean
its not going to kill you
its so good
its wild to me that they viewed jon as a monster because he was part of the fears and did awful things that harmed people
it’d be sad if I didn’t find it so funny
it’ll be entitled:
it’s SICK
it’s SO DUMMMBBBBBB
it’s about destroying something someone else loves
it’s bad and you should feel bad for listening to it
it’s cause you always be smoking those DAMN CIGARETTES
it’s death either way
it’s hard to put into words being told you’re a disgusting creature without being told in those words that you’re a disgusting creature
it’s how I have fun
it’s just everything else that makes me wanna rip my hair out and destroy things
it’s like a reward
it’s like stabbing my brain
it’s like they forgot that Jon was scarred but also shamed him for going after Jude because she scarred him
it’s maddening
it’s not my fault I just so happened to decide fuck it and went ahead and did THIS
it’s nowhere near done and I may not actually show y’all but still
it’s preemptive sure but it’s not because he wants it
it’s the QUESTION
it’s where y’all choke and die
i’m going to get so fucking blind stinking drunk that i’ll forget my name
i’m mentally unwell
i’m seriously going to throw a huge fucking party if it ends up that sam has brought the fears back to the archives universe
i’m so tired
i’m so tired y’all
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
je ne sais quoi
jmart
jon and martin should break up and i stand by that
jon finally stops being vitamin deficient but the How is a bummer
jon needs to learn who he is without any of them
jon should’ve gotten to kill the world and enjoy it
jon sims and cats day
jon sims playlist
jon would look at you with a vaguely nauseous expression if you asked him about any past relationship he had of any kind
jonah was a fucking idiot
jonathan sims died because of our sins
jonathan sims ‼️‼️‼️
jondaisy
jongerry
just a reminder
just archivist things
just being salty
just cause I want y’all to feel bad about yourselves and for y’all to be ashamed enough to get off the internet
just cleaning murder scenes
just hatred
just how much they actually understand each other
just need to shift into the right headspace
just some thoughts
just that it explains why hearing Manuela’s statement made me feel seen and known and heard and understood
just thinking
just to get to some unrealistic and bland domesticity
just to make sure it gets seen by the person who asked
karolina you will always be famous to meeeee
karolinaaaaaaa
kill him with hammers
kill me
kind figured with it being a few years that I would’ve forgotten more
kinda tired of being angry all the time
lake pontchartrain
leave me alone
let me blot out the sun with you <3
let them kiss a little bit about it
lets also talk about how only the marks from Jude Perry and Mike Crew could ostensibly be considered his ‘fault’
let’s blot out the sun together <3
levaa? asking for help??
like
like Georgie said
like I get that she ~considered~ them as such
like I understand this is to be like
like I’m sorry but thinking the worse of your partner and denying their autonomy and humanity is textbook conditional love
like c’mon man 🙄
like fuck off with the red string of fate shit when the podcast literally shits on the very idea of it
like fucking always
like i'm sure the reason he didn't /really/ stop suspecting Tim
like karmic justice
like wringing out a wet pillowcase
like you're really gonna sit there and say Jon genuinely had a god complex and sought out his place as the pupil because of it
listen
literally can't shut up to save his life
literally had the thought of ‘stop wasting people’s time’
literally has nothing to do with them or what happens in the podcast at this point
literally how every self-proclaimed 'people-pleaser' acts tbh
literally they're just writing him as allo and hiding it behind a 'sex-favorable ace' tag
little late but oh well
live laugh love jon sims
lol
look I wanted to get a speaker to listen to music
look I’m gonna project okay and clothes are one of them
looked through my drafts and decided to release this cause why the fuck not
looks pretty accurate to me
love remembering this
love when i see art that draws him exactly how i imagine him
ludo
mag 81
mag 82
mag 83
mag 84
magnus archives
magpod writers be consistent challenge (impossible)
make it make sense
makes me ill
makes me so angry thinking about it
makes my skin crawl
makes you wonder what he would have done with his life without the lifelong trauma
malevolent
man i miss a good salt and burn
man is a veritable Fort Knox
man will ask probing questions
manuela dominguez my beloved <3
martin was always a dick
marvel
may as well just reblog some of my stuff instead of repost
maybe Daisy points out a cute guy and something something get your mind off of Martin something something
maybe I SHOULD be shocked that Jonny could get his head out his ass long enough to remember she existed
maybe I’ll do this
maybe i'm just being willfully ignorant
maybe it was envy
maybe posting stuff I’ve written will motivate me
maybe that’ll be what gives me a muse
maybe won’t be here as much
mcu
me
me @ the magpod writers room: I know more than you.
means he isn’t suicidal
melanie saw jon as a scapegoat and never stopped seeing him as one
might do
miss you my pussycat
mmmmm
moon knight
more like queens of denial and deflection of culpability and accountability
mostly
mostly I just need breakup fics rn asap
mostly reblogging for the addition
much more chill on discord than I am on here
much to think about
my art
my brain is legit empty rn
my brain is like Swiss cheese and I’m as bright as a sack of rocks
my fic
my guy why did you go talk to Jude and Mike
my sentiments exactly
my son who has every disease
my therapist had me do a worksheet on decatastophising that’s due Saturday
my writing
nah
nah he very specifically left the tunnels
neat
need a shower
neurotypical: 0
never forget than Jonah Magnus died like the little bitch he was
next day reblay
ninah
no I get you
no I shall not elaborate
no argument here
no comment
no comments
no i don’t
no im not a human
no more questions
no notes
no siree
no spoilers here
no?
none of this makes sense
none of y’all pay attention to the fucking podcast
not Jmart positive
not Martin positive
not anti not pro but a third option
not brought on by anything
not doing anything? evil. smiting the people who marked him because they marked him and not cause Martin wanted him to? evil.
not fucking knowing who he is
not gonna main tag this
not maintagging this
not me
not mine
not really
not shown
not so friendly reminder
not tagged
not tagging
not tagging any specific fandom
not tagging because I’m sure it’ll end up in the tags anyway
not tagging cause I’m trying to limit myself to only bitching once or twice a day in the main tags
not tagging cause this is just y’know a thought
not tagging the fandom
not tagging this
not that I blame Melanie for leaving
not the fucking nonconsentual lotioning
not tma
not to mention he just so happened to ‘stumble’ upon Gertrude’s body???
now for something completely different
o////o
obviously the topic should focus on something Magnus Archives
occudo you are consistently the only motherfucker who writes these characters IN CHARACTER
of course Melanie and Georgie made a bet on if the TMAGPverse Archivist was Jon
of course Melanie bet that it was him and that he was fully an inhuman monster
of course they had no regard for his humanity and MADE IT INTO A FUCKING BET ON WHO WOULD BUY WHOS DRINK
of course you do
of the statements possibly actually happening and how they'd be explained away in real life
oh
oh I love this
oh absolutely
oh he absofuckinglutely did
oh he was absolutely conditioned
oh my
oh shit
oh this is so cool
oh well
oh yay I was thinking about doing this recently
oh yeah no a lot of my thoughts regarding post canon where they survive is jon just
oh yeah no i will stand by the idea that Jon's paranoia and stalking were out of a place of trying to exonerate them until i die
oh 😳😳😳
ohhh my god a joke about ~supplemental~i'm in the tunnels~?
okay bud
okay this is actually kinda funny
omg me mentioned
on a meaner more hateful note
on just Martin's word as well
on skintight in my relisten
one meta i read said the way they were in canon made them separating or breaking up not make sense
only one person called him the anti-christ in podcast tho lets not get it twisted
only tangentially related to this fandom blog
only the real him was a misanthropic jackass
oooooo it feels good to have a dedicated place to be a hater
or are you brain dead?
or can I
or did he just expect it to happen the way it did and because he couldn’t see any alternative he effectively cause it?
or doesn’t try but still does
or feel
or not interesting actually
or unique
or vice versa idfk
or what he wants
or wondering how they would
or wondering what eventually got them
or worse
otherwise they would've taken culpability for everything wrong with the protocol universe
ouaghhh
out of every special effect and practical effect out there
outstanding
over explaining as if I need to justify a silly headcanon
pathetic loser
peace and love to the RPers but I don't want to scroll through five hundred of y'all
people just hate autistic people
per the use
perhaps it can soothe my itching soul
petty to the literal end
platonic
platonic or not
please don’t take this the wrong way op
please read this fic
please think two seconds about what the purpose of narrative decisions are
pls do not delete
poor jon
praise me
pray I do not reveal anything further
preach
preparing myself mentally for the leaps in logic the series makes to say that Jon’s choices were clear cut between right and wrong
presented without comment
probably not
pull the other leg
put under read more cause I’m embarrassed
puts her on my blog like taxidermy
putting this here as well
putting this here too cause it’s relevant
qpr jondaisy btw. not ship
qpr jondaisy my beloved
qpr platonic romantic
queens of self care and boundaries?
quelle surprise
quietly screams
rather than the flimsy excuse of representing the spectrum of asexuality
re: his choosing to go against the ‘plan’
re: jordan kennedy
read at your own risk
read the lyrics and tell me you don’t see it
read this and it made my heart actually hurt like hell
real
real and true
realizing I remember a lot more than I thought
really makes you think
reblogging again cause of the edit
reblogging here instead of just posting the same thing cause I now realize how dumb that was lol
reblogging this here
reblogging this here cause it’s still true
reblogging this here cause someone recently like it and reminded me of it
reblogging this here in the most anti-jmart way possible
reblogging this here on my Magnus Archives side blog cause this fandom is notorious for this mixup
reference
remembered this and everything felt lighter
reminder that the one time he did do that and affirmed everything the statement giver went through
rest in piss eliASS bitchtard
reverse uno that shit
reworking the Jon in my head
right
rottmnt
ruminating on this one...
sad there’s only gonna be one more chapter tbh
say it w me kids
says a lot doesn't it
second day reblay
see yall when I see yall
seeing Jon happy fills me with an inordinate amount of dread
seething with rage
semi live blogging
send another message if so
she <3
she couldn't have known
she got eaten
she is wholly divorced from the entire system
she used purple shampoo to keep her long blonde hair a vibrant shade
she would be seen as a victim
she's pretty interesting when people can explain her to me
she’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing you dumbasses
should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite alexander j newall?
shunt it off on jon
sibling behaviour
sick they make me sick
simple
sitting here like
slaughter posting may be imminent
smooches him on the hand
smooches his hand
so
so LET ME HAVE THIS
so for my purposes
so fuck you
so fucking tired
so goddamn irritating
so good
so he just offered that as descriptor for someone he ostensibly loved WHO WASNT EVEN THERE
so instead I seethe and gnash my teeth at the injustice
so it’s a ‘kill your darlings’ situation
so just hear me when I say ITS A HEADCANON
so many ‘fans’ I want to run off the internet
so maybe i'm the fucking idiot
so much potential and it all got brushed off in favor of a bland half-assed “monster x human caretaker” fanservice
so much schadenfreude
so much was just
so real and true bestie
so real and true of him
so really
so she had some thought that there WERE supernatural stuff
so tired
so yea
so yeah
so.....
sobbing
sodium free
some crimes should be legal and one is killing people who write smut of ace characters
some good good sequences of their con
some of my assignments require photos so I’ll post them on my personal blog when I can
some people just say shit cause they want to think of JMart as more interesting than it actually is
someone liked this and reminded me of it and so I’m reblogging it to inflict psychic damage to y’all
something something he already feels helpless something something power to actually do something
something something serenity prayer
sometimes you give a character a child not because they want to be would be a good parent
sorry
sorry I think I whited out for a second
sorry but if y'all want to sexualize what Jonah/Elias did to Jon you can't be salty if someone calls it what it is
sorry for not having much to say
spider man
spider-man
spn
stares at you
start the apocalypse but also for said antichrist to really see ending said Armageddon through voice]
starting with his parents
stay the fuck away from me
stereotyping police lesbians as butch
still feels good
still insane about Jon
still insane over them
still on this
still real and true forever and always
stop telling me what to do stop telling me what to do stop TELLING ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO
stumbling in the dark
stupid
succinct
such is life
suck my goddamn chode
supernatural
sure I’ll reblog that
tagging now since this ain’t gonna show up in the main tags
tangentially
tasty
tbh I’m thinking this is a case of ‘flip a coin and if you’re disappointed in the results you do the opposite’
tbh thinking about it
tessa i love you so much
than the abundance of women characters the podcast had
thank you
thank you :)
thank you for writing down an experience not many people will have
thanks?
that I can remember at least
that causing any amount of suffering should be absolved with the death of whoever was causing the suffering
that doesn't involve him 'making an exception because he truly loves martin uwu'
that ep of tma was so good
that expands on this even more
that his own actions were turned back on him
that i want them to feel bad?
that last line isn’t sarcasm btw
that man is autistic and i truly believe that
that part
that should be his priority
that spider wish a bitch would
that was mean
that's like the whole point I'm afraid
that's my guy
thats her emotional support victim
that’s Daisy
that’s a thing I get to do
that’s all
that’s it
that’s just facts
that’s my entire justification for my post series au
that’s my secret
that’s not being morally corrupt that’s being unable to have any hope
that’s the writers shitting on him as they usually do
that’s your big lie???
that’s your homogeneous blob you play dolls with
the best thing to do is just leave me the fuck alone
the biggest draw to me was the idea of it being REAL
the bitch is back and I’m smashing every wasp nest in every attic
the dark my beloved <3
the entities
the eternal mood
the fears are parasites
the guy who voiced Jonah in Elias’s body whatever his name is I don’t care was mimicking JON not the other fucking way around
the hilltop
the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma
the keay delano family will always be so fascinating to think about
the logic doesn’t logic out if you give it two seconds thought
the magnus archive fanart
the magnus archives
the magnus protocol
the moment the show stopped writing statements in first person was the moment it lost its spark
the only person actually capable of loving jon as he is instead of deconstructing him into desirable and undesirable parts is gerry.
the only person to understand him was also stripped (literally) of his humanity and made into a source of knowledge
the only scar she had was the one on her back
the outcome was going to be the same if they hadn't been pussies and starved the fears
the poll seems to have it
the rare time when THE MAIN CHARACTER is ace
the spiral is lame there I said it
the three days jon and daisy were in the buried could NOT have been a coincidence
the vast majority of the statements that weren’t live and in-person
the whole lot of them
the years of my interests being seen as annoying at best and worthy of ridicule at worse
them <3
then I read Richard Siken and had a couple Lit classes that had us analyze poems and I realized I was being an ass
then he does a 180 cause some guy doesn’t want him to
then not wait for an answer
then thats its business
then you are NOT a safe person to be around
theories and predictions
there was literally NO GUARANTEE that he would’ve been her successor
there was no intrigue anymore
theres nothing hot or intriguing about fantasizing a groomer and his victim fucking
there’s a huge fucking difference there be so goddamn for real
there’s dead bodies and blood everywhere so it’s sort of in the spooky theme
there’s many slight inconsistencies in the podcast that I just
there’s no real discussion here
there’s so many more evil or tormented people out there to be obsessed with and you pick… them…..
there’s still a majority of fucking porn about him
these are good thoughts
these two are contradictory things and are why I’m generally unstable
they always do that shit
they are my roman empire
they are two different things
they can blame Covid all they want
they could’ve just stopped
they didn’t call me Mike Tyson as a kid because I DIDNT try to bite peoples ears off
they don’t want to hear that thoooo
they had their reasons
they wanted it to end and he only ever saw the way to end it without causing even more was by starvation
they were SICK for that
they weren’t good ones
they're all so goddamn stupid
thinking about him too hard makes my tummy hurt
thinking thoughts
thinking thoughts about how a show would be handled
third and final reblog
this blew my third eye all the way open
this does put a smile on my face
this doesn't HAVE to be an AU
this goes for
this happened to my friend Jon once
this has nothing to do with the show fyi
this is about as bad as the razor blade cupcakes sent to the Voltron writers back when VLD was airing
this is about as much as I care to think about Tim
this is all before Jon even starts actively feeding on people’s trauma btw
this is fascinating to think about
this is good meta
this is just a general thought on fandom as a whole
this is me mentally stable fyi
this is more about protecting my peace than sparing any of you
this is so interesting to think about
this is the actual correct interpretation and I will not accept any others
this is the catharsis I need
this is valid and canon tbh
this is way too vulnerable for me so i'm gonna
this is why I like to write in AUs where they’re still in their main universe
this isn't an explanation its an excuse and its shitty
this makes me insane
this positivity shit is tough
this whole podcast is fucking stupid
tired of JonElias shippers
tired of it
tired of the constant need that this fandom has to append that they see Jon as a complex and nuanced character that has done bad things
tired of the excuse about ‘ooo representation’ ~ too cause I’m sorry but if you have sexual thoughts and are physically attracted to people
tma
tma fandom try not to be aphobic challenge. level: impossible
tma ttrpg
tmagp
tmagp spoilers
tmapg spoilers
tmnt
to give an actual good last season
too bad
too bad I can’t drink on my meds 🙃
too bad the writers are cowards that don’t want their girls to be seen as flawed or bad people
too many people insist on glossing over all the crap he would have to work through
took forever to decide the name
torturing him would be making him life with them and exist around them
totally normal
trauma talk
true as always <3
truth
trying not to spam but
two whole seasons to learn anything about his backstory or life outside of the Archives
type of guy that genuinely made me convinced he only had surface level experience with the paranormal
ugh
ughhh
undertale reference
unfortunately
unless you start off being condescending and believe your opinion is the only correct one
unlike every other fucking person in this goddamn podcast
unsurprised
until Jane I mean
until he did
usually I substitute myself with Naomi or Daisy
vague post about it instead
violence isn’t the answer
wait a minute
want to scream tbh
wanting to die but also not wanting to die is a really awful place to be lol
was because of the dissonance of suspecting someone he implicitly trusted and breaking that trust by HIS actions
was gonna repost this rather than reblog but
was he supposed to do a seance?
was that not just what Jon was doing when he went into the coffin lol
watching moon knight for however many times this makes it I lost count
we are SOOO fucked
we can understand why they are acting the way they are acting and accept it’s due to the stress they are under
we got ~the forever blind~ but.....
we know next to NOTHING about her
web weaving
wehhh
weird how that works
welcome to night vale
well I’m about to be fucking HILARIOUS
went into a coffin to save someone who tried to kill him
weren’t even HANDLED by him
we’re not talking about her rn
we’re talking about Martin and him seeing any decision Jon made as the wrong one
whacking hornets nest
what
what am i missing
what can we extrapolate about her from this
what does that even mean in this context?
what does that say about her when the narrative spins that there is no fundamental difference in watch and watcher
what if i cried
what the actual fuck
what?
whatever
whatever the fuck we got
what’s weird is that she worked in artifact storage and was freaked out by the stuff in there
when I realize what the fuck it’s saying
when i'm done with the queue i'll make a post about some creative endeavors i want to do now that i have full free time
when it wasn’t making me feel bad for liking Jon
when no one engages with them
when the apocalypse happened tho there was no question of if the statement giver would survive
when you’re right you’re right
where are y’all getting this idea it had anything to do with accountability?
where there's a will we make a way
which I will go into when I have the time to write a super long post
which is clearly a crime he has to be punished for
which is partially the fault of the creators tbf
which is real and true
which makes certain moments feel unearned and out of nowhere
which makes sense in a wayyy
which sucks cause I really think 3&4 have some amazing statements
which then extends to the entire fucking planet
while not denying your own viewpoint but instead coming to a place where you both can accept an outcome
who said that
whoops
why are y’all acting like it has anything to do with his actions when it’s just cause he exists in proximity to other people
why delay the inevitable?
why did the switch from first person to second and third person happen?
why did the tracks get so loud at some parts
why did we suddenly not have access to the innermost thoughts of the people being tortured?
why do people act like that wasn’t the underlying point of the podcast
why do people act like that’s not the text of the podcast
why doesn't the dark have a cool moniker
why is it so hard to talk about things I enjoy in a way that isn’t putting them down?
why is the dark like this :[
why the fuck do you think there are so many indie horror movies available?
why were there times the lights stopped working
wild how that worked out
will take two to three business weeks until it settles
wish me luck
wish this was canon tbh
with some neat exploration of what constitutes as a 'statement'
with the occasional
without the threat of the web or the influence of the eye constantly weighing on him
womp there it is
won’t work otherwise
would... would that work?
wow this got long
writes hypocrite with bright red lipstick on my forehead
wtnv
y'all have been warned
y'know
yea
yea p much
yeagh
yeah
yeah sure why not
yeah who would think that
yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahhh
yeah…..
yes
yes this is about
yes this is about my last reblog
yes this is here because this is in regards to the magnus archives
you are like baby
you are so frustrating
you are so real and true about the FUCKING UNDERGROUND
you can dislike them
you can survive not writing him fucking or being fucked
you cannot change my mind
you cannot comprehend what I am thinking at any given moment
you decide if this is platonic or not
you didn’t have any other ideas either Marty but just because Jon is ‘all-knowing’ you think HE does? and isn’t telling you?
you do you and I’m not going to tell you not to
you dumb pieces of shit
you ever not feel real unless you’re full of rage lol
you ever see a man so beautiful you cried?
you fail where you assumed I don’t already hate myself
you get his hate route by trying to fuck him
you got.... nothing out of it but trauma
you have such a way with words
you have to listen to them and view things from their perspective even if you don’t agree with it and attempt to understand them
you just keep reinforcing my point and you don’t even understand that you are
you know how some cats will hide away from their owners when they get really sick
you may guess where it is going
you people make me sick
you point out that Jon knew Jude was gonna burn him but made the calculated decision to be maimed
you point out that everyone ESPECIALLY MARTIN was telling Jon to break the table
you so get it
you understand
you will get no other context
you're going to take a mouthpiece of the literal embodiment of manipulation and lies at its word for anything ever at all
you're going to take the most uncharitable interpretation of a character because of what people who have grudges against him say about him
you're just gross
you’ll catch him at work in button ups and sweater with slacks and loafers
you’re all beneath me and understand nothing
you’re all exhausting and I hate y’all
you’re all liars and thieves oh why bother you’ll just do what you do
you’re fucking next jimmy magma you pussy
you’re just fucking annoying
you’re not ace
you’re not funny
you’re not scary you’re just lolrandom edgy childish humor
you’re onto something op
you’re right
you’re totally fine friend
you’re welcome ☺️
you’ve piqued my interest
y’all ain’t gonna sleep cause of me
y’all are fucking dumb as hell and should die
y’all are so annoying
y’all aren’t funny
y’all can turn him into a gay allosexual all y’all want
~ooh are you real ~is any of this real ~oooh you’re going maAaAad~
‘Elias’ makes me want to M U R D E R
‘I broke into a million pieces and I can go back’
‘I call him Jon out of disrespect’
‘I did this. It’s my fault. And I don’t want… I can’t let anyone else feel that. That helpless enormous guilt.’
‘I love how we all decided Jon wears skirts’
‘I’m totally not like those ~apologists~! I know he’s a horrible awful man who got what was coming to him!’
‘Jon asked for everything that happened to him. he could’ve chose anything else but he wanted it to happen.’
‘Jon kept saying he hated Martin on the tapes’ and Martin called Jon the Antichrist so they’re even right?
‘May you find your rest where no shadows are cast and no eyes may see you slumber.’
‘Oh come on… Everyone else can carve up the Archivist but when he actually needs it…’
‘a trapped memory’
‘be a disappointment to everyone around me’
‘bless their hearts but they’re trying to act’
‘but by that metric then Jon’s love was also conditional’
‘but he still CARED about him’
‘but now I’m seeing all the beauty in the broken glass’
‘don’t main tag your ship hate’
‘he questioned Melanie’s motive’
‘he’s no friend of mine’
‘it needs to be animated!’ i hear y’all say
‘no avatar is innocent!’ until it’s a soft talking dude with anxiety who’s boyfriend got eaten by the not!them
‘one of the prophets chosen to walk the end times’
‘supplemental: I’m in the tunnels’ HE SAID IT ONCE. YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP BRINGING IT UP
‘what happens if you open the door?’
‘why are you thinking about Jmart?’
‘why tf are you up posting at 4am about this?’
‘you and your twisted words YOUR HELP JUST HURTS you are not who I thought you were’
‘you know how Jonah wears eye themed jewelry-’
‘you sound like you think they’re beautiful.’ ‘don’t you?’
‘you’re ignoring basira’ YEAH AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BECAUSE I HATE THAT CUNT
“because you do not administer and preserve the records of fear jon. you are a record of fear”
“i thought that i wasn’t important enough to kill” [<- guy who was not only a pretty big factor in getting the antichrist to accidentally
“im not one of those fools chasing fractals” okay girl speak your truth
…
… you know the rest
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