December 2024

how could I not understand that? that’s not even analysis or thinking deeply, that’s literally just stated in the podcast. Going with other Fears COULD have worked, because “the fear of being different from others around you” can fit into so many different Fears depending on the nuance - from The Corruption to The Stranger to The Eye, and definitely others. Could also very much apply to “the fear that no-one will understand you.” that could so easily apply to even, like, The Dark, or The Eye or The Spiral/Stranger with just a little rejigging. Neither of those ideas are at all unique or particularly special - literally everyone feels like that - so obviously they’re going to be a facet of multiple different Fears.


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jospookie:

this has got to be one of the top 5 craziest things martin blackwood has ever said

now why would he ever say that 😨

thinking abt transfem Jared again…..

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dream: encounter on smoke mountain is the BEST song and anyone who disagrees can fight me

arthur-lesters-topsurgeryscars:

Butcher more like Butch HER! Diversity win! The pony who just tied you to a chair and is on her way to kill your dad in law is transfem 🎉🥳

Also Dollins horsies <3

This blog genuinely fascinates me /pos because as someone who is incredibly neutral on Martin, I find myself agreeing with so many of your point (other than the lonely, but that’s more so because of the overlapping fears, but that’s neither here nor there). He’s honestly the least interesting of the original cast and he made it to the end. And the mischaracterizing of him and Jon in favor of jmart is infuriating.

But I have to ask, who are your favorite characters from this podcast?

Jared, Jane, Agnes… my 3 beloveds…

Nikola’s cool too ig but she’s kinda doing too much 🤞

But if I’m honest, my faves are all random statement givers that have like no impact on the fandom. I’ve got 3 faves there too 🤩

I dont know if youve said it already but im curious about your opinion on jmart? I honestly dislike martin because of how his seemingly only purpose in the narrative is to hold jons hand and its so irritating, but im curious how you feel because i know you dislike martin for a (mostly?) Different reason

fucking hate jmart. so much. NUKED the podcast…

ghostinthegardenn:

arthur probably every day

I thought I blocked you why are you back on my dash?? Anyway I love you I don't agree with any of your opinions I think you're incorrect and bad at media analysis and I'm gonna block you again but I'm madly in love with you

we could be something real…..

I'm sorry tumblr user martinblackwooddisliker... my love..

Blocked. Get blocked.

NO… please… :((

It doesn’t have to be like this… pls….

Okay maybe I won't block you. I just love you too much even though your opinions are really bad so maybe I'll give you a chance after all. I just can't resist you

omg 💞💞 we can reach mutual agreement i am sure. we are more alike than we are different xoxxox

even if you are a coward sending anon asks… life is full of compromise.

I am a coward. I was just so worried you wouldn't feel the same tumblr user martinblackwooddisliker. I couldn't stand to lose you my one and only true love

wow!! quick turnaround….. erm. xoxo I guess :3

Sorry babe xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

woah… freak alert 😨.

still on anon tho… 😬

You're trying to make me reveal my secret identity because you want to FREAK

WHAT!?

DON'T LIE!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM BECAUSE YOU WANT ME

woah buddy!! 😨

why won’t you tell me… are you ashamed of me… :(((( must we always be secret

martin kinnies shut up challenge 😒

forever annoyed that The Extinction as a plot point is so intertwined with Martin’s story, like ARGHHH it’s the Fear I’d serve and all the episodes have got his loser ooze and slime all over them !!

Who is Martin Blackwood and why do people not like him?/gen

he is a podcast character, and people (me) don’t like him because he’s a dislikeable character 😋

Who is Martin Blackwood and why do people not like him?/gen

give-liife:

martinblackwoodhater:

he is a podcast character, and people (me) don’t like him because he’s a dislikeable character 😋

hey anon. #1 martin fan here hes perfect and awesome actually and he deserves a gun in s5

if he had a gun in s5, Jon would be dead

so would everyone else actually - that is not a good thing and he is not cool, hes a dull character trying to make up for it by making bold decisions with a lack of interesting reasoning or motivations

beowain:

Just started season 2 of TMA. I hope nothing happens to Martin.

I hope Martin dies early for you so you are spared of him

Who is Martin Blackwood and why do people not like him?/gen

give-liife:

martinblackwoodhater:

give-liife:

martinblackwoodhater:

he is a podcast character, and people (me) don’t like him because he’s a dislikeable character 😋

hey anon. #1 martin fan here hes perfect and awesome actually and he deserves a gun in s5

if he had a gun in s5, Jon would be dead

so would everyone else actually - that is not a good thing and he is not cool, hes a dull character trying to make up for it by making bold decisions with a lack of interesting reasoning or motivations

unfortunately here we must disagree my dear mutual

yeah that’s the reason any Martin liker exists (because they relate to him). boring, biased, and wrong. Unenlightened.

Who is Martin Blackwood and why do people not like him?/gen

give-liife:

martinblackwoodhater:

give-liife:

martinblackwoodhater:

give-liife:

martinblackwoodhater:

he is a podcast character, and people (me) don’t like him because he’s a dislikeable character 😋

hey anon. #1 martin fan here hes perfect and awesome actually and he deserves a gun in s5

if he had a gun in s5, Jon would be dead

so would everyone else actually - that is not a good thing and he is not cool, hes a dull character trying to make up for it by making bold decisions with a lack of interesting reasoning or motivations

unfortunately here we must disagree my dear mutual

yeah that’s the reason any Martin liker exists (because they relate to him). boring, biased, and wrong. Unenlightened.

why the fuck is the screenshot so dark

sinister purposes

if they let henry jekyll take estrogen then nothing bad would’ve happened ever…..

I heard that martin is bad at sex. From a reliable source. Couldn't satisfy a partner if his life depended on it

makes sense tbh… too worried about how he appears to focus on actually being good 😒😒

martinblackwoodhater:

if they let henry jekyll take estrogen then nothing bad would’ve happened ever…..

update: I’ve made some revelations…

misterhappines:

TMA oc concept

I have this idea

A avatar of the Lonely but is a mean girl who goes around making the people insecure of themselves like “if you aren’t pretty enough nobody will like you” or something like that. Driving people to believe they have to be beautiful for not dying alone or smth.

Could also be a avatar of the Flesh I think

Patricia in mag171…

misterhappines:

martinblackwoodhater:

misterhappines:

TMA oc concept

I have this idea

A avatar of the Lonely but is a mean girl who goes around making the people insecure of themselves like “if you aren’t pretty enough nobody will like you” or something like that. Driving people to believe they have to be beautiful for not dying alone or smth.

Could also be a avatar of the Flesh I think

Patricia in mag171…

I through I was being original help

if it helps she’s a victim of The Flesh (bc The Lonely isn’t a real Fear) and she’s like only loosely linked to your idea 🤞

always a fan of the fact that Nikola is both a doll and a Doll

randomthingsandstupidstuff:

martinblackwoodhater:

misterhappines:

martinblackwoodhater:

misterhappines:

TMA oc concept

I have this idea

A avatar of the Lonely but is a mean girl who goes around making the people insecure of themselves like “if you aren’t pretty enough nobody will like you” or something like that. Driving people to believe they have to be beautiful for not dying alone or smth.

Could also be a avatar of the Flesh I think

Patricia in mag171…

I through I was being original help

if it helps she’s a victim of The Flesh (bc The Lonely isn’t a real Fear) and she’s like only loosely linked to your idea 🤞

Simply curious, why do think the lonely isn’t a real fear?

I’ve ranted enough abt this before on my account, I go a lot more in-depth if you look for it, but basically I just think that it is a very boring Fear that can easily be picked up by any of the others (e.g. Corruption or Stranger for the fear that there’s something wrong with you and thats isolating you, or Vast for a more existential loneliness, or really like any others.) Obviously the interactions between Fears are like one of the more interesting parts, but I just feel like there’s not anything unique enough to The Lonely to justify it being a whole Fear for itself. I think that it was only created as a proper fear because of Jmart.

sparky-is-spiders:

Every day I consider making an nsfw t/m/a confessions blog but then i consider how many submissions would be people horny for martin and i decide that maybe having somewhere to anonymously declare my desire to see jon well-bred just isn’t worth it

simply shame them

me when she’s amab (assigned mannequin at Beholding):

hymen-restoration-project:

“Cock! A dude will do!”

purple-egg-yolk:

In another life do we think Jon could have been a therapist?

absolutely not. Why would he ever do that

Martin kinnies be like “heh… people only like be because I’m a people pleaser 🥺. Heh… I guess I deserve it… :)” but like babe if anyone can tolerate being around someone who ACTUALLY thinks of themself as a ‘people pleaser’ then there’s gotta be something you’re doing right 😨


(stay away from me tho)

big martin fan here to say, i love your blog. i love you. i am too much of a coward to take this off anon, but martinblackwooddisliker you are everything to me. are we about to kiss man?

ugh everyone wants me. i would never kiss a martin fan tho I feel I’ve made that clear 😒😒😒

all my admirers….

you want to kiss me so bad. admit it.

?? No?

weirdo alert! (It’s you)

He definitely cries at the dentist

I’ll be honest I don’t think he’s gone to the dentist since like 10 years old

levaagrace:

the martin blackwood hater was funny cause dude actually had legitimate gripes about the guy and the lonely he backed up with facts. the micheal shelley hater isn’t funny cause its trying hard to be that martin hater and fails because in no world do people actually care enough about micheal shelley beyond aesthetics and shipping to legitimately hate him.

omg who’s the micheal hater 😨😨

I could fix jon if I tried.

I want him…..

ONE OFV THE MARTIN HATE ACCS FOLLOWED ME AUGH 💔💔 also wait theres more than one??????????????????? bc i know for a fact i blocked one bc they were pissing me off too bad so ig theres two?

clown-guitar:

yeah there’s two! number one hater blog and disliker blog im pretty sure.

also i specifically remember them saying they follow martin blackwood enjoyer blogs for the notoriety of it so ig youre the latest victim of that </3

they’re both me xoxo I am both blogs

man i love martin blackwood

what r u hoping to gain here

Martin Blackwood the kinda guy to like instead of ever apologising be like “heh… I guess I deserve it… :)” “Heh… I know… I know I’m the worst person ever… heh :)”

stars4roryy:

nothing compares to listening to tma for the first time and realising jonmartin are going to be Canon canon not just exaggerated by the fandom or heavily implied

all went downhill from there…

Martin blackwood HATES lidl…

pride-knightess:

I yearn for the bit.

tgirl jane prentiss you will always be famous…

he just failed a million block water bucket clutch…

im better because i hate alice because she’s cringe and sounds like martin, whereas other people hate alice because they think she’s “toxic🤓” and “making an uncomfortable workplace environment🤓”

kit-sune7:

martinblackwoodhater:

im better because i hate alice because she’s cringe and sounds like martin, whereas other people hate alice because they think she’s “toxic🤓” and “making an uncomfortable workplace environment🤓”

As an Alice Liker I will not be tolerating this

what are you gonna do about it then

ok so I'm genuinely curious how and why you dislike Martin bc you say he's boring and unlikable but honestly I feel like he has a pretty solid arc regarding how much he just goes along with and is willing to to put up with, he lets peter hurt and isolate him bc he thinks that's what he has to do to help his friends, but in the end he's much more outspoken about his own needs and desires and I really enjoy it

also sue me maybe I think he's a little funny and cute what are you gonna do about it

what are you hoping to gain from telling me this? all that’s happening is that I now don’t like you. and think you’re cringe.