Honestly i feel like martin would be the kind of guy to slap the "depressed" label on himself all the time yet when coming into contact with someone actually struggling with mental illness, not only would he dismiss it, he would somehow make it about him rather than the other person.
(Something along the lines of "Ohh so it's MY fault that i don't 'give you more space'?!")
(This is kind of about his behaviour towards jon in season 5 and his aversion to statements)
preach it my liege you’re right and you know it
Honestly Mr Hater after getting a similiar experience with one of my other fandoms (Lancer RPG)(they also are extremely stupid about one thing) I get you so much
thank you. i will now only be referred to as Mr Hater
The more I interact with you the more you grow on me. Like a fugus. (this is not meant to be negative I swear I swear I like fungi)
it’s ok i love fungi. not in the queer tiktok way i think they’re cool in science (part of being a hater is being a gatekeeper)
as someone who likes Martin somewhat (I'm only on s3 this might change) ur currently one of my favorite blogs rn
why is there appeal for you. cbange your mind. about him
I appreciate this account because I too, do not like Martin Blackwood.
He doesn’t deserve Jon.
real real real. jon deserves better i don’t think he even really wanted him
might be an aro!jon truther…. it’s a tempting prospect…….
got someone i met recently into tma but i fear he’s already more into it than me. he’s taking notes and asking me questions about MATH AND TIME TRAVEL. AND PAST CHARACTERS WHO I DONT EVEN REMEMBER. HELP ME I CAN’T LET HIM OVERTAKE ME WHAT DO I DO I WAS HAVINF A BREAK FROM TMA CAUSE IT WAS TAKING OVER TOO MUCH BUT NOW. NOW IM BEING OVERTHROWN BY SOME GUY HELP
ik ur used to martin centric questions but i feel like you’d get this somehow. i feel betrayed
infernal-journal:
cringefail-losergirl:
martinblackwoodhater:
it’s just never that deep tbh
@infernal-journal this was me when you started listening
something called to me to consume as much tma content as possible… i will reach enlightenment… i will Know…
wow i didn’t realise eye avatars were actually real….
what so wrong with Martin? is it a Personal preference or just not liking the character in general?
well he’s a little bitch isn’t he
i hate martin too he’s such a fucking coward and I wanna wring his neck
ok babe i see you 👀
I'm too pussy to talk about this off anon, but your post about martin slapping jon is SO IMPORTANT. I feel like everyone forgets that their relationship is incredibly toxic. I've always found them an interesting perspective on unhealthy relationships fueled by trauma bonding, but a majority of the fandom just sees them as "aww cuties!!" and it feels SO wrong
real real real like guys calm down those bitches are NOT in a happy OR healthy relationship 🙅♂️🙅♂️
I don’t remember following you but can you support my presidential campaign
ok sure king whatever that means. u probably followed me for my pou fanart i did. one can only presume.
Martin keeps trying to fix everything by drowning them all in tea instead of, Idk, talking about the problem he's trying to solve?
And then he doesn't leave someone alone even though that person is toxic af and doesn't even want him there, like they are sending clear signals to just leave them alone and he doesn't. And then he gets hurt because THEY DON'T CARE ABOU HIM and he's like :( who would have expected this...
Like Alex said, he's not grown up at all.
literally like you can just tell he was written in like 2020 when therapyspeak was everywhere. hes got SUCH a victim complex
I just send a jongerrymart hate ask. I just wanted to add, that Jongerryoliver would also be a great ot3 alternative. They just go together, like, aesthetically
only problem w that ship is that im not a part of it .
one can only dream
You know what bothers me even more than Jonmartin? - Jongerrymartin.
Why do you have to destroy the sancity of my favorite ship by putting Martin in there?
I firmly belive that Gerry is watching events go down from the afterlife, where he throws popcorn on the screen an scowls whenever someone (Martin) bothers his friend Jon (who is the only one that has been granted the usage of the nickname Gerry).
Now if you want Jon and Gerry to be in an OT3, then I would suggest Tim. The doomed by the narrative trio. The "we were always going to end up researching the fears because we were touched by them because we saw what they do to people around us" trio. The goth, the nerd, the jock. This way, at least someone in the relationship knows how to flirt or do dating
i don’t like shipping anyone w jon but like… objectively i can appreciate this. and ughhh so true w the first bit, martin just does NOT need to be butting in to everything. leave that bitch in the lonely 🙅♂️
Martin keeps trying to fix everything by drowning them all in tea instead of, Idk, talking about the problem he's trying to solve?
And then he doesn't leave someone alone even though that person is toxic af and doesn't even want him there, like they are sending clear signals to just leave them alone and he doesn't. And then he gets hurt because THEY DON'T CARE ABOU HIM and he's like :( who would have expected this...
Like Alex said, he's not grown up at all.
thepineapplegal86:
martinblackwoodhater:
literally like you can just tell he was written in like 2020 when therapyspeak was everywhere. hes got SUCH a victim complex
THAT’S 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 POINT 👏🏻
Martín is supposed to have complexes about people needing to like him and have issues with direct problem solving, it’s a narrative tool that’s necessary for the function of the story and the functionality of his plot line
don’t clap at me please I thought we left that in 2018.
also like ive thought about all of what you’re saying but i think it would be better for the ‘plotline’ and for the podcast off he just didn’t exist please. he is never necessary for the “function of the story and functionality of the plotline” because tbh im not sure you even know what those words mean and also like they could’ve easily just kinda written around him. or at least made him a fundamentally different character who wasn’t a little bitch
thepineapplegal86:
Here’s a s1 Viktor for y’all
The ink blotches took over on this one
i was liking you other posts just to send the message that i am watching but this one is actually really good. i was liking this one out of something genuine.
I like the idea of aro Jon, but I also don't want to fall into the thing of making all ace characters also aro, you know? I want him to be in a happy healthy romantic relationship. With me.
real actually. maybe it’s just that none of the other characters are good enough for him….
why do u dislike martin blackwood? (full permission for a rant or something. im new here and im curious)
i don’t want or need your permission thank you
would you hate martin blackwood less if he had a low taper fade tho 💭
food for thought….
🍲4️⃣💭🧠
martin blackwood the type of guy to blow steam out of his ears when he gets really angry
he’s like a freak freak bull man but someone not a hot one
how has this happened. i don’t knowm
You know that blog dedicated to hating you specifically? The url is martinblackwoodhaterhater i think
I find it kinda funny that they made maybe one post in which they comment on your stance on martin blackwood and then they just. Started attacking you. Hating on your art and such
You can tell that they just took your whole blog as a personal attack, and while disagreeing with your opinion, they actually have no arguments to support themselves, so they just throw insults in an attempt to make you feel hurt.
Like a lot of martin fans, they see martin as more of an extension of themselves rather than a complex fictional character, and they angrily defend him instead of stopping and reflecting on why he acts the way he does and why some may dislike him. You can enjoy martin of course!! You can defend him! But it's important to think of him separately from yourself. He is not a "sweet cinammon roll" or anything like that. He cannot be confined to a single stereotype.
omg i knowww 😨
i used to get so many anons threatening to make their little hate accounts of me but i never thought any of them would actually do it omg….
kinda pleased tho tbh makes me feel influencial
Honestly because I like some of your takes do you ever think the flesh was underutilized? Genuinely it's such an interesting fear and there's so much that could have been done with it and I'd like to hear someone else's opinion especially someone else who really likes a flesh Avatar such as you with Jared
honestly, i do feel like there’s a balance they have to manage with like 14 fears and only 200 episodes (some of which like aren’t even statements), and i feel like the Flesh is actually like relatively well developed with those constraints. There were lots of interesting key ideas they managed to establish in each of the statements, and Jared has like 3 episodes just about him as a character so he’s come out of it pretty well.
There will obviously be more that can be discussed and prioritised in fandom, but i think The Flesh got pretty decent rep in the writing too. There will obviously always be new ideas for statements and stuff, but i feel like there isn’t anything particular major they missed out on in the actual show.
martin blackwood is only so majorly liked because the fandom infantilizes him for being fat and gay and talking all cutesy and ignore how frustrating and unlikable he actually is becuz "hehe but he baby adn cute..:(" is this anything
(btw i don't mean fat and gay as an insult i am both those things and the babyifacation of martin pisses me off personally it just feels so icky eugh)
real you’re so right and also it’s especially weird because like… he’s not even canonically fat?? and fanon gets so aggressive about it but it just like isn’t true…?
also you don’t need those disclaimers it’s ok im not gonna assume the worst of you promise
I don't like jonmartin as a ship because of the way the fandom presents them (and deeply mischarachetizes them by the way).
Jon - starved for a human connection, martin loved the version of him before he became a monster - reciprocating those feelings would somehow make him more human in his own eyes
Martin - only the echo of his past feelings remain, he is afraid of the monster jon has become. He's grossed out by Jon's new behaviour - his need to make statements for example
Them sticking together is a desperate attempt at preserving their past selves and their own humanity. Also martin benefits from sticking with jon, because it lets him travel freely and unharmed throughout the fearscape - a good reason to stay with him even when his romantic feelings for the man had long faded.
This is NOT a healthy relationship. This is a trauma bond. They are not "cute gays travelling through the apocalypse together uwu 🥹🥹"
Also, martin quite literally said to jon "i really loved you, you know?" Loved. Past tense. It may not matter as much as i think it does, but i feel like it means something.
truth truth truth you said it !!!
AND you managed to have a more interesting and complex and accurate take on the characters than any of the Jmart fans could ever
Season 1 martin would blame himself for every failed relationship he's ever been in.
Season 5 martin would call every single one of his ex partners a narcissist
yeah and they’re both AWFUL !!
TBTH after relistening to TMA dozens of times Martin ended up annoying me too because it feels like his characterization wasnt decided till like S3... maybe even later. I think if he had been written to be more committed to The Web (something thats all over S1, and just dissapears until S5). It just feel like a wasted oppurtunity. HOWEVER my unpopular fandom opinions are that Basira and Georgie are insufferable. I hate the "well just don't do it" shit attitude they have. ESPECIALLY Basira. Makes my teeth itch. I thibk thats another area they didnt fully commit too but the lack annoys me. Unexpected fav is Daisy though, and one of the only endings to a character arc that I thought fit.
ooh i’ll hear you out on georgie + basira hate i love a new take in the fandom 🤭
never liked basira purely because i HATE daisy and basira is obviously like enabling her to be the worst soooo
What are your favourite episodes/statements, and why? Aside from MAG 172, i know that already
175
(and 171 for nostalgia or something). I don’t really like the action ones or whatever, just the actual statements. plenty of bangers that ive forgotten about just because ive never relistened to the whole thing tho
PLEASE TALK ABOUT TRANSFEM JARED (or just Jared in general)
I'm honestly really happy to see someone else who's a fan of Jared because they are always very mischaracterized by the fandom such as making them a r-word-ist or saying that any ship with them is a proship even if they aren't portrayed as abusive and I feel like that's a real waste of the potential the character has so seeing anyone with any kind of complex ideas about them makes me so excited because they are genuinely one of my favorite avatars if not my favorite
(not forcing and I'm genuinely so sorry if this came off as forceful)
people are very quick to assign single dimensions to characters in this fandom, which also very much lends itself to reducing any of the antagonists from any character or personality other than just being villainous.
that being said, also like jared is also just kinda hot and sometimes people don’t wanna explore complex character ideas they just want to like write what they find hot, and tbh that’s their god given right ✊
and transfem Jared is also hot. I don’t have any reasoning for her being like that but i just know in my heart that I am right. sorry i couldn’t say more but you just have to Know. I cannot explain.
also like you can say the word rapist on here what are you doing….
what so wrong with Martin? is it a Personal preference or just not liking the character in general?
candledotwick:
martinblackwoodhater:
well he’s a little bitch isn’t he
is s1 Jonathan Sims writing this or smth
you are genuinely like the 50th person to make this joke and it wasn’t even particularly good the first time
Martin is the type of guy to go for a walk in the forest just to take pictures of himself and post them on social media captioned something like "on my healing journey 💔❤️" "reconnecting with nature #cottagecore #fairycore" and then leave immediately after not even bothering to look at the trees or whatever.
He would also go mushroom picking with literally zero knowledge on the subject and then when the mushrooms he picked and ate made him sick he would think its because he "invoked a fae's wrath" or something and instead of going to the hospital he would throw salt at his doorstep and drink herbal tea to "cleanse his soul"
He'd be a regular customer at Jane Prentiss's witchy shop if she hadn't gotten corrupted
these feel like two very different characterisations but speak your truth babe if it’s hating on martin it’s right in my heart ✊
This blog is so funny omg. I'm personally not a hater but I fully respect it, there's valid reasons for both side (I just like fluffy men) but this has to be one of my favorite blogs now. It is inspiring me...
I'm gonna go to the shitty TMA AU post and suggest an au where he doesn't exist but everything turns out fine instead of going to shit in your name. Martin is the cause of the eyepocalypse confirmed. Not Jonah, it's all Martin's fault.
I appreciate all my fans and i love the support but the words “I just like fluffy men” are enough to discount your opinion in my mind tbh
Why do you hate Martin so much tho?
i am evil and twisted at heart clearly
Why do you hate Martin so much, like what are the specifc reasons? (Just curious) (No spoilers for season 5 please, if you can.)
⚠️s5 spoilers⚠️: rupaul fucking DIES
It's just... I kind of like Martin Blackwood (in a very roundabout way though he's a terrible person and a manipulator and he sucks and I think he's actually abusive but I also think there's something deeply wrong with him and that's kind of sexy actually)
I'm sorry... Meet me by the dead oak under the cloak of night so that we may unite in the holiest of ways. The public has no say in this, secrecy doesn't mean we're any less sacred.
what go away
gang how does ask etiquette work on tumblr because like how many am i meant to answer….
maybe i am misinterpreting feel free to tell me im wrong but your posts make it seem like ppl in the fandom r harassing u. sorry about that. leave it to "somfy fluffy gay boi" fans to be vile on the internet for no reason. you keep being a hater though <3 Hater world
rah rah hater world ✊✊
I'm nowhere near a hater on the same level as you but I will admit for the first four seasons I found him soooo annoying. I did not get the hype around him when he first showed up, and while Jon is maybe unnecessarily mean to him on professional tapes (like, Jon, dude, this is official record stuff and you look SOOO unprofessional making your beef public) I definitely understood why he was annoyed. Sometimes, insecure characters are actually annoying as hell. I can say this because he is (gasp) fictional.
He got way better once he got more murder-y. Season 5 Martin is best Martin, in that he becomes more than bearable.
ew no he got worst in s5. its like he just couldn’t figure out a character trope and kept half arsing different ones while hating on his boyfriend for just like… being himself?
and so true insecure characters are tbh pretty much always annoying as hell to me. like shut up.
also sorry if it seems stupid to ask that last thing, im just very autistic and cant tell if that's just an asshat or a sideblog for shits and giggles
i answered the other ask this was refering to ages ago but like coming back to this… why did you say this. you didn’t have to justify or whatever, I don’t care. ask me anything and ill ignore it if it makes bad content. why would that be your job
martin hatred support group when 3
it’s my blog babe. you’re here. i made it
Followed. Your bit is hilarious and your takes are trash. Martin Blackwood on top.
martin blackwood on top (of a bridge)((not for long))
continuing through season 5 Martin just keeps getting worse to the point it’s starting to be detrimental to my enjoyment of my favorite part of the show. He’s just so endlessly whiny. Like shut the fuck up man who cares if Jon kills Simon Fairchild. He’s just incapable of seeing the bigger picture in any capacity and it’s like, grow up. listen to the goddamn statements you fuck.
ill be real with you here he doesn’t get better. worse.
PENIS JUMPSCARE‼️‼️‼️‼️
why would that be a scare
If Martin was a worm would you hate him
maybe if the world was made of pudding
are you a radiohead fan. you seem like a radiohead fan /pos(i am one)
wouldn’t call myself a fan but yeah sure they’re pretty good 🤷♂️🤷♂️
i like Black Star that one bangs 💁♂️
I would say Martin would be more bearable if he went to therapy, but he definitely would refuse to go. He's sort of obsessed with his own sadness to the point where it's just annoying. I understand, I do, I also have mental health struggles and sometimes being low feels safer than being okay, but that's bad and something that needs to be worked through. He wouldn't even say he doesn't need therapy, he knows he does. He's just be like
heh.. yeah. I guess I probably do, I am super messed up.. maybe that's why nobody's ever loved me...
And then he'd go to one session, the therapist would tell him he's the problem, and he'd never go back
you said it ily.
he would NOT be more bearable if he went to therapy tho. he’d be a chronic therapyspeak user and it would be awful 🙅♂️
Are there any characters similar to martin that you also hate? Not necessarily from tma, just in general
Faulkner from TSV. love the podcast and tbf im only on like ep9, but anyone who says they’re “underestimated” will always kinda piss me off just a little bit - he’s the only one like Martin really that I can think off rn.
Aside from martin, which characters from tma do you also hate and why?
omg DAISY
i just feel like if you’re making a podcast character that’s the embodiment of police brutality, I just… don’t really want to be on the side of police brutality??
obviously i appreciate the nuance and the ability to make complex characters or whatever, but i can just never find her sympathisable when it’s reflecting such a genuine real world issue. i feel like obviously I’m biased because it’s different with Jon and Jared and Jane, but that’s because people who feast on your evil twisted bedtime stories and people who steal your bones and put them elsewhere and people who infest you with bugs and mould just… don’t exist. obviously.
daisy, however, is obviously a reflection of a person who could genuinely exist, and does - she’s a police officer who uses this power to satiate her own desire for violence and hunting and adrenaline, and that is not something unique to the podcast.
i just feel that the fact she’s echoing these genuine issues in the word isn’t handled well, or really at all, by much of the fandom during discussions of her, and like sure haha toxic werewolf yuri, but like…??
it was just for this reason, and the fact she’s obviously introduced while like genuinely traumatizing Jon in the worst time of his life, that I just can’t really bring myself to empathise with her enough to feel any more than just like contempt towards her tbh.
(there’s more characters but this rant turned very daisy-centric so that’s all you’re getting for now)
if matin liked microwaves would you hate microwaves out of principle????
[ @microwavelover-anon ]
no obviously not r u being silly. i do have a life and a purpose beyond this
Martin Blackwood never really changed.
His attitude changed, sure - he went from "everyone I care about hates me so I must deserve it" to "I am terrible but so are these people and since they've been so mean to me I should take revenge, I'm not as weak as they all think". But his way of thinking stays the same throughout the whole series.
What I dislike about Martin and what stays the same even after his "character development" is that despite claiming to be a carer, he consistently fails to consider things from other people's perspective, and his fans overlook that part. I've always felt like his attempts at caring for people (bringing them tea etc) were somewhat clumsy, and that he never actually knew what they even wanted - i think he said so himself when he was in the Lonely that giving people tea when they seemed down was easier than discussing their problems and actually finding out what's wrong. It shows when he just jumps to sacrifice himself when Peter Lukas took over the Instutute - he was so quick to sacrifice himself and give himself away and he didn't even stop to consider that it might be unnecessary, or that there might be another solution, like discussing with his team. His help is less about actually helping and more about punishing himself and not being useless. Since he hates himself, that kind of help is not only "making up for the space he takes up" in his mind, but it's also kind of like self harm.
It also shows in season 5 when he straight up refuses to listen to Jon's explanations of the apocalypse and the statements in general.
Despite being so set on sacrificing himself for others, berating himself, and generally always trying to fix everything for everyone by himself, Martin has only ever considered his own needs.
It actually makes him feel very real as a character, but unfortunately most of the fandom has dumbed him down to two versions - season 1-3 "cutie shy softie boy with a crush on his boss awwww" and season 4-5 "hot sexy man that wants to take revenge on everyone who has ever wronged him and he is so in love with his monster boyfriend uwu❤️❤️ jon and martin are so cute together ❤️ " no they're not. Maybe Martin was fine with Jon before the apocalypse - admittedly i don't remember the safehouse ep all that well, and that seems to be what got everyone to ship them, but after the end of the wold, when they're travelling through the Fearscape together, they are so very not happy and healthy. There are so many problems. And Martin straight up refusing to listen to anything that Jon has to say about the Eyepocalypse is just the cherry on top.
Towards the end of the story, they use each other more as anchors that help them keep the remaining bits of their humanity. They ground each other, true, and they NEED each other, but their relationship is messy and tainted with the feelings of guilt, loss, and blame. They barely communicate their feelings and intentions. They stick together in order to survive, but the only thing bonding them together is shared trauma. They are broken by what they experienced. They actually don't know each other at all, just the idealized, pre-apocalypse versions of eachother. It makes me quite upset that the vast majority of the fans missed that very important aspect of their relationship.
It was literally spelled out for them by Peter Lukas:
So yeah, maybe they are canon in the sense that they were briefly in a "romantic" relationship. But the fanon version is sooo romanticized and warped and twisted and changed and made to fit into one of those neat "workplace-enemies-to-lovers" boxes like tags on ao3.
To sum up: i don't like Martin as a person, but he's written well and realistically as a character. I despise fanon Martin and Jmart. Jmart is canon, but not in the way most people seem to think.
ily xoxo you’re always right this is why you’re my favourite mutual (alongside all my other mutuals. you are all my favourites.)
Which fears in your opinion are underdeveloped? Do you think any of them had potential to be something more?
I mean presumably all of them because we’re only working with 200 episodes of podcast and a few of them are Jmart centric (ewww!!!)
The Lonely could do with being LESS developed, because I’m not sure what more could even be said about it tbh like it’s just… boring.
i feel like particularly Desolation is less than what it could be, particularly just because i feel like it’s been characterized in somewhat of an odd way, and the Slaughter was pretty underwhelming for what it is (tho media about war isn’t exactly a new niche to fit into, or something lacking in representation)
top five things ever. GO!
oh goodness.!!
- lies and lying and spreading deceit and misinformation
-scavenger creatures
- trans
- carseatheadrest
- decay
-salt 😇
(not in order i think !!)