March 2025

levaagrace:

Y’know. I would go deeper into why I hate Georgie Barker. But I get tired of having to defend why I hate a fictional female character and also that’s probably something I need to deal with in therapy. Not a public forum.

why would that ever be a therapy thing that’s just your inner hater coming through..it happens to everyone. notning to worry about 🙅‍♂️

Hi! I'm a jonmartin and Martin Blackwood enjoyer, and I just wanted to ask why some people don't like the ship or Martin? I know very well that people will have their own opinions on ships and characters; I just genuinely want to know why since I simply don't get the hate towards Martin. May you please help me engage in perspective taking?

biggest thing is that I don’t like when he hits his boyfriend just because he got a little impatient. you could figure that out by just reading through some of my account

also I don’t like your tone.

guys dont bully tumblr user martin blackwood hater they're a CHILD jesus fucking CHRIST that makes so much sense are you mentally okay? are you alright??

martinblackwoodhater:

appreciate the sentiment (xoxo that’s the main thing) but why are you talking through me like this

((and don’t they me pls my pronouns are like the only thing actually on my account, can’t miss them 🙏🙏))

to be completely honest I think this is the worst hate I’ve ever been sent and it’s not even meant as hate

you got beef with Americans tho? What Vince do to you??😭😭😭😭


(not an offense at all im just playing I refer to Vincent the lotf oc^^)

yes I have beef with americans. that’s what he did to me. i think i made it clear.

heard your oc's American. not happy about that.

ask-the-medic-vincent:

I’m shooting him in April

WHAT 😨

Gender fluid assigned female at birth here. I am putting in my official request and application to be Head of Organizing and Allocation for fellow gender nonconforming people.

I will institute an interview process to determine gulag placement for confused individuals that cannot figure out their placement on their own, thus allowing our great leader to focus on the more pressing matters; oppressing men.

Praise be The Feminarchy, and blessings be upon ye from lady Sappho herself.


Sincerely,

@willful-not-woman

hymen-restoration-project:

Position denied because you specified your birth sex for no reason other than to nudge me into placing you in the camp of “woman”. Fuck off.

it wouldn’t be a secret. i am a 60yo man in my soul

martin blackwood deffo had a freak character ai phase where he’d be like “heh… at least the bots don’t leave me… :)” and he wouldn’t actually talk to any real person for months. that’s actually his Lonely phase in my mind. that’s what happened s4. it is canon.

martin blackwood gives AWFUL head. he just kinda sits there and doesn’t put the effort in. that guy does NOT know how to please a man.

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

martinblackwoodhater:

love you guys fr but omg like just get your own account atp 😨😨

Every single ask in this screenshot was sent by me lol

don’t let me discourage u xoxo i love it i swear 🙏🙏

Why are you so passive aggressive jeez😭😭

?? either you’re mischaracteriskmg me or you don’t know how to use that phrase because I’m quite clearly just normal aggressive

Why are you so passive aggressive jeez😭😭

martinblackwoodhater:

?? either you’re mischaracteriskmg me or you don’t know how to use that phrase because I’m quite clearly just normal aggressive

stop vagueposting pls pls pls what’s this actually about I need detail 😇

martin blackwood doesn’t vote. he does NOT care about democracy

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

martinblackwoodhater:

martin blackwood doesn’t vote. he does NOT care about democracy

Wait no, he’d be really passionate about not voting because “well both of the candidates are bad!!! I cant vote for either!!! Boycott voting!!!”

He wouldn’t really get the concept of democracy, he’d be really into progressiveness but he would limit himself to cancelling celebrities online. And he’d be anti protests etc etc

hmmmmm i see the characterisation you’re going for but I feel like his s5 attitude to statements implies that he’d have much more as a disconnect and apathy for anything ‘political’. he’d just shut his eyes and pretend nothing bad is happening to anyone because it’s not impacting him and he’d get really pissy whenever anyone tried to complain or start any conversation that requires him to engage with any opinion whatsoever

voidandfyre:

littlegreenfrog:

Spicy take and I would absolutely love to hear other peoples opinions on this but I genuinely think that Martin and Jon would break up Somewhere Else. No matter where they end up, their relationship formed during a highly traumatic time and the few “domestic” moments we got and especially the apocalypse made them feel incompatible to me. Jon doesn’t like being fussed at and Martin seems to need to care for someone in that manner, not to mention (I know it was because the last season had problems for many reasons but still) Martin was often highly hypocritical and there was never any communication about that?? They never got the chance to really interact except in highly stressful situations and I feel like it would be unhealthy afterwards

Idk just my thoughts but im interested in hearing other peoples reasons why they like them together

I personally think that this take isn’t even spicy, just being mature adults and realizing you just Aren’t Compatible. Ngl I honestly think they should have never gotten together in the first place. Even if they’re trauma-bonded. Martin in MAG 163 was wholeheartedly ready to force Jon to never speak about what he was seeing, despite it clearly hurting Jon to See that much. He had to let it out and Martin said “Yeah well, tough. I am not going to be that for you.”

He didn’t even offer Jon an alternative, just told him he can’t speak about it to him, and it wasn’t like he was going to give Jon space. Jon had to offer up a different solution to placate Martin.

Like, I get you’re in a nightmare hellscape, but Jon is literally Seeing all the terror and feeling it and Knowing it while Martin is only seeing what is in front of him. Like, at least offer *something* up to help him.

Another thing I have noticed with their dynamic is that Jon helps Martin all the time, while Martin never offers anything to Jon unless it is to use him to kill someone he doesn’t personally like.

You have GOT to post more. You're giving me nothing to work with 💔💔💔

There's no way you have nothing in the drafts. Pleaaaase I'm starving

you do NOT want me to start posting my drafts man this is all there is…

how do you feel about Martin fictives and kinnies? Do you believe that they’re just as bad as Martin bc they are based on him or relate to him? I NEED your opinion :3

well obviously I’m not gonna hate on fictives like why would i do that not their fault.


kinnies on the other hand are the WORST #not a fan. don’t like them one bit.

micheal doodle I gotta post here now because I don’t think I’ll ever finish it :3

My best friend is very similar to Martin, similar appearance to the most common interpretation (like your pfp), and similar personality

What are your thoughts on them?

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

I don’t know? Mainly I have no idea what you mean.

I know a person like Martin myself - someone in a bad relationship with their mother, someone that likes to indulge in their sadness rather than try to improve their life, someone with an avoidant attachment style. I can’t always get through to them, and having them tell me of the same problem they’ve always had then turn down all of my attempts to help is kinda draining. But it’s not their fault.

The reason i dislike Martin isn’t because I think he’s a bad person, or that I think he’s abusive, but just because I find him annoying. He’s fictional - my role is not to solve his issues. I am only there to sit back and enjoy the story he’s in. And he pisses me off because he’s not my friend.

kinnies always take it personally man. like sorry that your friend is probably blonde and kinda fat but why would that even be included, like what…??


tho i actually would dislike anyone with a martin personality so like maybe im being hypocritical and my input is unnecessary

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

“nothing compares to listening to tma for the first time and realising jonmartin are going to be canon canon not just exaggerated by the fandom or heavily implied” i cannot stress this enough but they are exaggerated. The fanon version is NOTHING like canon its just that by the time you get to s5 your vision of them got severely warped by fanon and you can’t see the obvious dissonances in their relationship

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

Do you like Martin K Blackwood?

yes!! i love him ♡

he’s alright i guess

i don’t really care about him

no, i dislike him

i hate him.

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I was hoping to weed out more Martin dislikers. But alas, I am once again reminded that I am a minority in this fandom. If you don’t like Martin Blackwood then follow me please ♡ I want to see more nuanced takes than “he’s so adorable!!”

Actually might delete this. I feel like I’m being publicly booed rn

next time just don’t give them an option.

how do you feel about Martin Blackwood

he’s the worst I hate him he ruined the podcast he’s awful

i hate him i want him dead in the past

hate him he ruined jmart

i hate him he’s annoying and awful

i hate him he hits his boyfriend

i hate him he’s deliberately and unintentionally cruel to his boyfriend

multiple [tell me which if you want I guess]

i hate him and also he’s just so unsexy and generally unappealing as a person

i hate him he brings nothing to the podcast or to his relationship really

i am a martin kinnie and going to send op hate (you must.)

i only strongly dislike him…

all of them every single one

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martinblackwoodhater:

how do you feel about Martin Blackwood

he’s the worst I hate him he ruined the podcast he’s awful

i hate him i want him dead in the past

hate him he ruined jmart

i hate him he’s annoying and awful

i hate him he hits his boyfriend

i hate him he’s deliberately and unintentionally cruel to his boyfriend

multiple [tell me which if you want I guess]

i hate him and also he’s just so unsexy and generally unappealing as a person

i hate him he brings nothing to the podcast or to his relationship really

i am a martin kinnie and going to send op hate (you must.)

i only strongly dislike him…

all of them every single one

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people need to stop voting saying they’re gonna send me hate while NOT sending me hate. it’s part of the deal guys 😒😒

Its crazy that Martin literally calls himself out in MAG 186 and then proceeds to do absolutely nothing to change. You would think that a conversation with himself about himself would prompt him to come to a realization of sorts, but noo he's the victim as usual

omg i KNOW!! he’s so fallen into the trap of writing off all genuine flaws in himself as irrational self-loathing and it’s just so obnoxious

Every once in a while you get an ask telling you to go fuck yourself, or saying your opinion is invalid, or something in a similar manner and every single one of the people sending you these asks (that weren't anonymous) relates to martin in some way.

Conclusion: every single martin fan likes him because they relate to him.


Or maybe not *entirely* because they relate to him, but either way it plays a significant role in liking him.

Personally i don't relate to martin, and while i think his character is realistically written and am not really prejudiced against him, i find it hard to enjoy him as a person. He would be awful to be around and I'm not sorry

yayayaya they take it so personally because they have issues with their mothers (like everyone else in the world tbh like whatever man…) or like have weird obnoxious personalities and then use that to project onto him and get SO defensive

idk anything abt tma, i just know of it cuz my friend's a fan, but i had to follow cuz your account is so funny and i support ginger hate. keep up the good work!!

im so amused by this being about a podcast character that has no canon appearance and probably wouldn’t even be ginger

Martin’s the kinda guy to not wash his legs in the shower bc the soap runs down it anyways

bold of you to assume he showers

i genuinely don't understand is this page an ironic one or you hate Martin for real?..

no it’s not ironic i hate him for real. why?

arghhh someone tell me what to draw plsnpls pls omgggg 😒

Uhhh what’s ur umm uh favorite color I think

why what’s happening 😨

brown tho

can I just ask why you care so much

? because it’s fun?

parachutist except i didn’t wanna draw the parachute :3

Genuine question that's only about 50% defending Martin: what are your thoughts on the possibility that after experiencing a lot of manipulation and discovering there's a strong chance very little of his actions are truly his own, Martin does have a good reason to do the annoying "i am always the victim" self loathing stuff he does?

i can’t fully figure out what you’re trying to say (my bad oops!!) so if I’m misinterpreting here then sorry xoxo


and the answer to your question is like no not really. i mean yeah obviously he has a REASON to or he wouldn’t do it. i also don’t think there’s ever really an excuse for doing it if that’s what you’re trying to ask.


i feel he’s especially unjustified with how his mentality impacts people around him ((mostly talking about jon obviously)) and how he refuses to take responsibility for himself

I would love to hear your opinion on Jude Perry

never formed one. sorry xoxo she never stood out to me and I just felt bad for Jon in that episode

"What happened to 'Kill Bill'?" You weren't meant to enjoy it this much!" KILL YOURSELF!!! KILL YOURSELF!!!

yayayaya you said it #kys omg!!!

Martin Blackwood the kinda guy to sit down with you and talk about your problems and when you're done he would say "well, heh, it's kind of your own fault isn't it? I mean you should've tried harder than that" or "Yeah, i get you, but people have it worse yknow? You should just stop thinking about it."

sounds like someone said this to you and you’re projecting but tbh like i get it i also blame Martin for everything in my life live your truth xoxo

Martin pisses me the hell off. He should've stayed in The Lonely. At least then we wouldn't have to hear him wallowing in his sadness. "I'm so lonely.... No one really knows me..... I guess i deserve it...... I should've been nicer to my mum even tho she despised me..... that would've fixed everything for sure...... also Jon is a monster now and i don't like him" (literally him in mag 186).

He simultaneously hates himself and is an egoist and it wouldn't even be that bad if he wasn't such a mean CUNT!!!! "Oh yes king pop off! Martin deserves to be mean!!!" Yeah and he also deserves to take responsibility for that. But i guess he's the narrative's special little boy who can do no wrong, and so he is never held responsible and NO ONE calls him out on that because he's not a helpless cruel monster like Jon and hes such a supportive boyfriend because he makes tea and looks at cows or whatever. Kiss my ass.

And all fan content regarding martin depicts him like hes a fucking saint. Someone kick that man in the stomach and kidnap him a couple times and maybe then he would gain some sympathy for his boyfriend and would stop acying like hes better than him bc "he's morally correct" and "not a slave to his urges". Bffr

so real so real.

“no one wants to to listen to me… heh… I guess everyone leaves me… :)” i wonder WHY?? arghhhhh

if you were to fight Martin in a Denny's parking lot how would you beat him

those don’t exist here im in england 💔💔

also thats like a 2015 tumblr reference it’s making me nostalgic wow

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and your take on canon and stuff is valid. However, it’s a bit weird that you made an entire blog dedicated to hating on someone who is honestly half the fandoms comfort character. And update that blog REGULARLY. I’m not saying you shouldn’t be able to express your opinions, but it seems a bit much to me. It seems like you’re hating just to hate, Martin is not that bad of a character. It’s chill if he rubs you the wrong way, or you think his relationship with Jon is a little toxic, but the amount of shit you give to both the character and to fans of Martin is…icky.

i don’t care about your “comfort character” - he SUCKS.


also like “a little toxic” is so severely undermining the actual problems in their relationship (mostly the physical abuse) ??


i don’t know if you expect to change my mind here by calling me “icky” (like just tell me to kms like a normal person next time pls we’re all adults here 🙏) but like genuinely feel free to keep talking at me - I’ve heard everyone is entitled to their own opinions

when bro says “PLEASE ask” and gets pissed at someone for their opinions (not the same anon btw I’m indifferent about Martin)

well yeah because i still want people to send asks and am glad they do ?

i wouldn’t respond to the ones i didn’t want who do you think I am here. i love getting asks they’re my favourite part and I especially like the ones that aren’t just telling me why they agree where they’re like 30000 words long and leave me nothing to say 😇😇 ((no hate those ones are also good but omg like i probably won’t respond to them bear that in mind just quick PSA xoxo))

please KEEP hating on martin blackwood. he's half the fandom's comfort character and it's so annoying because none of them realize how annoying he is because they're annoying in the same ways he is.

thinking about jonmartin makes me feel so bad for jon dealing with martin. he's in a lot of pain that martin never tries to understand, only judges

you betcha captain 🫡🫡


and ugh i knowww 💔 I could treat Jon so much better omg

This blog screams "I don't understand lore"

well no it doesn’t mate maybe check out more of my posts. i talk pretty in depth about the things i don’t like about the lore (spoilers: it’s mostly Martin 🙈). just because ive got a more nuanced opinion than you on parts of it doesn’t mean I don’t understand 😒

Hi I know some people struggle with listening comprehension and would like to recommend the transcripts for TMA!! :) They're really well put together and I think they'd help you with mischaracterization and stuff

ive actually comprehended it already just fine thanks!!!!

there’s just no way you’re not being deliberately condescending here. babe i just don’t think you should go around talking to people like they’re lowkey stupid it won’t make you very liked. it’s not mischaracterisation to say that Martin’s a shit boyfriend when he spends all of s5 belittling and bullying and hitting Jon. like that’s abusive and if you can see that then maybe you need your eyes checked mate. or maybe your brain.

Your obsession with hating on Martin is so amusing, ngl (NO NEGATIVE MEANING)


I might as well create martinblackwoodlover account and we'll have the funniest toxic yaoi/yuri relationship ever lol

unfortunately that already exists and i think maybe they’ve stopped posting (or maybe i just haven’t seen it oops). there’s also a martinblackwoodhaterhater account but maybe you could make another if you wanted and then yayayaya evil yaoi 😇

how do i become as based and awesome as you are

hate martin hate everyone. dont go to far tho it gets awful. maybe stick with just martin and co 😇

not everyone’s cut out for this hater life and by that i mean no-one is 🙈

Hey! Seeing you being so annoyed with Martin's character (and agreeing with people's statements that some of the other characters are annoying too) got me wondering, what are YOUR favourite characters?

in the podcast? i don’t really have any…… 😨

Ah yes, when the man you love is so deep in a trance he literally can't wake up and danger is coming so you try everything to wake him up. Now that's abusive 👍

1: Danger wasn’t coming, what he literally said was “You were starting another and I didn’t want to wait.” - please relisten or check the transcripts before making assumptions so you don’t embarrass yourself. there wasn’t any more genuine danger than normal and there was no reason to rush other than the fact he got bored


2: He genuinely just DIDNT “try everything” - in fact, he tried nothing. he said his name and then decided that rather than make any other contact or attempts of any kind - which they very much had time to do and most likely would’ve worked - he just slapped him unapologetically. it could’ve been a sweet moment where he like gently wakes him up or whatever, and instead he just… hits him. that would never be my first action in a relationship, especially when it’s just so very unnecessary, so it just comes across as weird that it was even written in at all.

new favorite account dropped

srsly though, why is martinblackwoodhater so needlessly hateful….

martinblackwoodhaterhater:

i know i genuinely hate him so much. @martinblackwoodhater fall off bridge challenge?

?? me when im needlessly hateful ig

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

I’m going to try and see something

Your favourite person from the Archives crew?

Jonathan Sims

Tim Stoker

Martin K. Blackwood

Sasha James

Melanie King

Alice “Daisy” Tonner

Basira Hussain

Elias Bouchard

Rosie Zampano

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rip sasha so glad you disappeared before you could become annoying like the rest of them ✊✊ ((except jon))

it kinda feels misogynistic the way you're always hating on martin (who is pretty much accepted in the fandom to be a trans man!) for inherently female characteristics and things afabs (people who are socialised as women) get mocked and insulted for throughout our entire lives

you genuinely cannot be real. there’s so much to unpack here i actually don’t even know where to start