March 2025

heyx as a transmasc person, people who headcanon Martin as transmasc are awful. I've been called transphobic multiple times over this. and the amount of people who act like he's transmasc because he cared for his mum, so clearly he can't be a cis guy? awful.

can’t weigh in on this (cis) but if you’re a martin hater im sure you’re so right never let the haters get u down king ‼️‼️

You don’t give the vibes of a helluva boss/hazbin fan exactly more just the vibes of someone with Strong Opinions on it though in which direction is unclear

it should be unclear i am NOT a fan. im quite clearly a hater at my core.

finished this piece for now..doesn’t feel like a big enough change for a new post but like that eye was pissing me off i could NOT leave it as my legacy so erm soz‼️

be more evil.

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

How? Do you want me to torture Martin in increasingly cartoonish ways? Throw rotten tomatoes at his fans? What are my options here. Help me out boss you’re the experienced one

you know i do. this is us look

be inspired by that

Martin Blackwood would be a "her PRONOUNS are HE/HIM" ""ally"".

why are there so many trans guys on my blog now. get it ig maybe i needed some more evil henchmen

as your local martin lover, God you terrify me. (i mean this in a positive way, You bring up alot of point about his character that i may disagree or agree with thats fun to think about)

myadiah:

martinblackwoodhater:

ok buddy 10 million nukes at your door right now

this response feels a bit violent

i for one love that these are thought-provoking

ok buddy 100 million thought-provoking nukes at your door right now

jmart fans are so annoying cuz you literally cannot discuss any part of the series w them without them being like "but omg MARTIN <3" every ten seconds like bro i just wanna talk about how cool some of the concepts in the show are what does this absolute buffoon piece of shittington got to do with anything ;-;

literally so true like ya sure lets all accommodate the most BORING part of the podcast in every single discussion 🙄🙄

hi, another transmasc martin hater here. martin's the sort of guy who'd only ever use he/him or she/her pronouns. like. I use he/it pronouns. martin feels like someone who'd only use he/him for me because he "sees me as a real man. he supports trans people!"

where did you all come from omg i didn’t realise i had such a target audience waiting ⁉️⁉️

my gf said he’s the kinda guy to exclusively use they/them on trans ppl so i trust her judgement ☝️

With every tma relisten it feels more and more like martin was made to be a lonely avatar just so jon could get that last mark. It barely makes any sense other than it being a metaphor for depression, which is also weird bc martin lirerally was depressed. No need to add fog to it

tbh yeah and like especially because i didn’t even recognise any like depression or whatever when i listened to it it just feels especially irrelevant??

How do you feel about people who don’t hate Martin on your blog?

I don’t hate him but don’t get the hype, to me he seems like one of the least developed characters in the series because all his development was chucked out the window in S5. He should have been more like S4 to me, I kinda liked that version of Martin personally (and I think the Peter Lucas ark was really interesting)

sometimes they piss me off but sometimes they’re allowed to live as long as they keep quiet.


ive accepted the fact that im the only person in the world with the right opinions on everything so i suppose i can be gracious when people are occasionally also wrong because they will have their due downfall. it is okay.

I feel like jonmartin fans want them to be Frodo and Sam SO bad but they never will be! They're like frodo and sam if they didn't have years of friendship and a deep bond and sam didn't actually give a fuck about frodo and pushed him into the volcano himself in the end

never read the hobbit but i think ill love you forever for this nonetheless. get so freaky on my blog