April 2025

You say you're a cis man but i swear i saw you post about being transmasc a while ago. What happened with that?

i love to lie all the time never trust me

j&h were literally evil t4t victorians do we think edexcel will accept that

Bruh… you do know Jekyll and Hyde are the same person, right. Are you saying Jekyll’s in a t4t relationship with themself?

do you think i haven’t read the book or that I’m just really fucking stupid.

follow up question why are you so scared to get freaky freaky

Also follow up to my previous JnH ask— If it IS Jekyll and Hyde you’re shipping, what flavor of t4t are you talking about? ‘Cause there have been both transmasc and transfemme versions of both, and it’s kinda confusing when you don’t specify which ones they are.

where is your joy where is your whimsy why can you not think for yourself i don’t need to spell things out for you.

the possibilities are endless there is no need to beg for rules also why are you so annoyed at me

i think doll jekyll + tman hyde but wtver that’s just one look into my radical mind you might not be ready ‼️

You (or at the the Blog You) are very Holden Caulfield coded. To me

no idea who that is or what you’re saying but i appreciate any characterisation

Annoyed? My apologies, I was merely asking a question. And I personally appreciate more explanation, as it allows me to understand others better. As for being afraid of being “freaky freaky,” I personally don’t really enjoy selfcest, as I believe that most fictional characters wouldn’t have romantic feelings about themselves, except for perhaps Narcissus himself. However, we can co-exist and live in the same world.


P.S. - There is a Jekyde tag specifically for that type of stuff, please don’t tag the Glass Scientists one unless you’re specifically referring to that iteration.

1: why are you talking like ai

2: bro doesn’t wanna get freaky freaky ⁉️⁉️

3: I feel like jekyll x hyde isn’t even necessarily selfcest it’s just a secret more sinister thing

4: i don’t care about your personal opinions on selfcest sorry. i personally don’t have a single opinion on selfcest it’s never crossed my mind


p.s. - ya oops my bad except not really my bad idk because i didn’t actually clarify the version whatsoever so it still could’ve applied. changed it anyway but like whatever

Two questions

Opinions on the MarTim ship? And if you could ship Martin with someone/something what or who would you ship him with??

1: involves martin so it sucks

2: why would i do that im not sure how i can make my stance clearer here guys i don’t like martin and i don’t want him happy i don’t want him existing as a concept and i don’t want him in any relationship i have to be aware of

dude ill be so real with you i never realised the name elias was meant to be like alias wait actually is that a word

broski gonna need some context here

ya what abt it people need to know im lurking im always there

(This is the same person who asked about shipping)

I said anyTHING as well as anyone, and nobody says the ships has to be healthy in any capacity

so many people ask me about shipping that doesn’t narrow down the context here

I didn’t realize my normal dictation came across as AI— That’s no good at all, I suppose I’ll have to adjust it to be more… I dunno, normal?


I’m getting carried away, my ask for you is a rather simple one! You’re dedicated to hating a specific character of The Magnus Archives, but other than Martin, would you recommend the series to a casual listener? I’ve never listened to it, and I was considering, but ultimately haven’t committed to it yet. So The Magnus Archives minus Martin— Yay or nay?

i wouldn’t recommend it but also do whatever you want forever i don’t care please

im still stuck on the very beginning episodes of season 3 because the fact that im going to have to hear MARTIN reading the statements and not Jon kinda turned me off (i think martin reads them? its been a month or two since i last listened to tma)

ugh you’re so real it’s such a struggle 💔💔

and then to hear his stupid little voice at the end of each one for the supplementals where he adds NOTHING and he’s also BORING ⁉️

Can I also have 10 million nukes at my door please. I also hate Martin but this isn't about him. I just think it would be very funny.

no why would i do that

some people called Johnny Sims a traitor bc he said there would never be kissing sounds in the podcast and then the final ep had a kissing sound and that was how I learned jmart kissed because I literally didn’t register it when listening to the ep. Jmart’s irrelevance is unparalleled.

ughhhh literally like why couldn’t they just kinda leave it out and also leave martin out altogether please please

Top 3 things martin could have done besides HITTING JON

1: walked away, has done this in other episodes

2: plug his ears, really not that hard

3: take interest in his boyfriends hobbys

In conclusion what the fuck martin

you’re so right also like even if he NEEDED to wake him up like he could’ve just… shook him a little?? or speak up louder? or just kinda wave a hand in front of his face. like there was just no attempts for ANY other option??

Look i can never understand how you or others can hate martin- hes in my top 3! But i also cant understand why somany people care? like- yeah not everybodys gonna love the same character and if you dont like someones take- block em- I hope you get less hate dude, people r weirdddd

it’s ok i actually get a little exited every hate ask i get because at least it gives me something to respond to yayyayay 💞

Martin Blackwood the kinda guy to be really into greek mythology but. He would water it down to "omg ancient gays!!! Man i wish i was alive back then, it was all so sexyyy. All the gods were banging eachother haha!". He would also say that if you like ancient Rome you're automatically a nazi

he read percy jackson once as a kid ((and mischaracterised it)) and then thinks he’s an expert. all he talks about is how much zeus sucks as a person and completely misses the whole idea of the like religion or whatever

Martin has the gall to paint himself as the victim in s5 when its Jon that got kidnapped, beaten, abused, burned, and assaulted both physically and mentally multiple times throughout the show.

Meanwile he just got depressed and had to work a desk job for a while. Peter Lukas didn't even do that much to him, he isolated himself because of his own decision. That man's hypocrisy has no bounds

you’re kinda so right and i think ill love you forever. like im sorry you had to isolate yourself a little and work an overpaid kinda easy job but like?? id do that too it sounds kinda great sign me up man please please

Martin fans will defend him with "well Martin is a well-written portrayal of childhood trauma and depression!"

Yeah i know. I'm not saying he's badly written, I'm saying that i don't like him. Just because he's depressed doesn't mean all of his annoying behaviours are excused by that. I'm not a therapist I don't need to help him improve. I think he sucks in general

It's not like I don't like him because he's depressed. I don't like him because he pisses me off

hmmm i don’t like him because he’s depressed.

(and also because he pisses me off ((abusive)))

I really like that one Martin fan who said it's actually good and healthy to bully Martin from time to time.

I'm personally a hater but I simply have to stop and admire their stance. They have achieved the golden mean, something previously thought impossible. It gives us hope for the future of the TMA fandom.

Peace and love on planet Earth. One day, the lovers and the haters shall unite.

happy for you with this opinion. unfortunately i don’t actually believe in nuance or compromise so the lovers will have to be haters to unite here. i will automatically oppose any martin fan soz

All of this martin hating business made me realize that i actually don't like any of the characters, not really. Jon's pretty cool but I'd like him more if he didn't deny his monstrous nature as much.

Elias/Jonah has that evil old man swagger tho. And my dearest lady Helen has never let me down ❤️❤️ the only reason i dont see myself dating her is because we share a name. Weirddd!!! I'd love for her to trap me in her corridors tho 🥵🥵🥵

oh ok hello to you too i guess.

Honestly yeah martin blackwood sucks ass. Hes so selfish esp in s5 and its just brushed off as reasonable! Also he just stays the same through the entire story. No character development no nothing. He just gets meaner

And the people who relate to him LOVE IT. Reminder that they arent that bad actually!! Its okay to be a bad person and never change bc you literally didnt mean it omg!!!🥺🥺🥺 youre just a cute bean thats allowed to fight for themself!!! And others obvi dont get it!!

yes yes yes that’s what I’ve been saying ‼️‼️‼️

I would’ve sacrificed Martin so fast for another ten seconds of Sasha. Or Tim. Or Gerry. Or Jurgen Leitner, I don’t care. I can’t believe we lost so many great characters and yet fucking Martin persisted.

mmmm imagine jane instead of martin…… one can only dream.

im still stuck on the very beginning episodes of season 3 because the fact that im going to have to hear MARTIN reading the statements and not Jon kinda turned me off (i think martin reads them? its been a month or two since i last listened to tma)

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

martinblackwoodhater:

ugh you’re so real it’s such a struggle 💔💔

and then to hear his stupid little voice at the end of each one for the supplementals where he adds NOTHING and he’s also BORING ⁉️

The Martin statements were lowkey a pain to listen to. Its his voice sorry! “Right, so i guess that’s it then!” No follow up? No research? Bro

so true like bro i get that you got this job through lying but at least PRETEND to put the effort in??? 😨😨 like is bro just getting paid to literally just voice these things now because like that is NOT worth a job 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

Okay so you say all ships are bad if they have martin in it.

What if it's specifically a toxic one solely to make him suffer?

i don’t want him suffering i want him gone

Martin x Jared solely because Jared is homophobic and it would be so fucking toxic like yes king go bully the boyfriend you don't even like but can't get rid of because he's that much of a curse 🩵

i hate this take

1: jared isn’t homophobic you’re mischaracterizing him ‼️‼️

2: it wouldn’t even be that toxic martin would find a way to still make it boring

3: jared deserves better

4: martin deserves worse

5: i want jared.

6: they just kinda like wouldn’t get together and they definitely wouldn’t stay together because yknow why would they

drew 2020 alt tiktok kid martin because i can but like lets be real here like he would never actually be that cool. still a guy can sheme and giggle what about it

Is this real hatred or is it for the bit?

If real, how come?

I'm not disagreeing or trying to change your mind, just curious!!

because i don’t like him? obviously? its not that crazy of a take i mean he literally hits jon when they’re dating for kinda no reason like i don’t get why people are always so confused about

bitchboy-xoxo:

partner ( @nervous-young-man ) is telling me ab martin (tma) and i need to know why more people dont fking hate this guy?!? yall r seeing how he treats jon and ur turning a blind eye…?🤨 mmkay

Martin the kinda guy to say stuff like 'it's my fault 💔💔💔' and be mad when you agree with him

literally he’s so manipulative omg

Jmart shouldn't have become canon. it RUINED the fandom

i blocked the jmart tag and now theres NOTHING tma related on my dash..... tma fandom is all shipping and its ALL those bland faggots...... nothing else........

all the good artists make ooc jmart fanart and it looks so good technically but its painful to look at. They would not have fucking done that sorry not sorry. Get canon with it i beg of you

it’s all romance 💔💔 why is it all romance 💔💔💔

The TMA fandom being sooo jmart centric pisses me off.... yeah guys lets post about the cute romance thats in the horror fiction podcast fandom!!!!! Where's the fucking horror.

yayaya like guys the point of the podcast is the horror like we know that right 😨😨 like guys it’s a horror podcast not a romcom please 😨😨 guys guys please can you hear me 😨😨

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

Martin Blackwood would totally be into greek mythology, but in that theatre kid way.

By that i mean he would water it down to “omgg ancient greeks were so gayy thats hot” and he would base his whole opinion on the two myths he read back in middle school

no hate here but like no we don’t what class would that even be in? english lit? 😨 i mean maybe in some schools but like in my exam board you’ve just got poetry, post 1914 lit, and a shakespeare text ((different ones chosen by different schools)) even at a-levels it’s not on the spec because idk it’s just too niche i guess

the problem is they just made peter lukas too iconic for this world 💔💔 still a lonelyeyes hater tho because peter and elias ((ESPECIALLY elias)) are literally the peak of mischaracterisation in the fandom like it’s bad bad

actually tho like lonelyeyes could be kinda peak if done right

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

martinblackwoodhater:

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

Martin Blackwood would totally be into greek mythology, but in that theatre kid way.

By that i mean he would water it down to “omgg ancient greeks were so gayy thats hot” and he would base his whole opinion on the two myths he read back in middle school

no hate here but like no we don’t what class would that even be in? english lit? 😨 i mean maybe in some schools but like in my exam board you’ve just got poetry, post 1914 lit, and a shakespeare text ((different ones chosen by different schools)) even at a-levels it’s not on the spec because idk it’s just too niche i guess

Man idk i definitely studied greek myths in my native language class. I was just guessing. Also sucks to be you ig greek mythology was awesome

No wait why are you looking at my month old flop post. @martinblackwoodhater what are you hoping to gain what are you trying to achieve. Exposing my lack of knowledge about the british school system to the world. i feel like im being targeted

im evil 😈😈

check out the john malevolent design ive got cooking up gang


yes he’s bald for now yes i can’t figure out how to add hair and make it look good at this point in the process it’s a problem i know 💔

omg can people PLEASE stop ranting about me on the confessions blog like please gang im literally blocked i won’t be able to see it 💔💔

if you’ve got a problem with me at least say it to me directly like I’ve got anons on for a reason stop crashing out where i can’t even look for it 🙄 then it’s just talking abt me behind my back and what is that ever gonna gain 🙄🙄

reaganassassin:

i hope martin blackwood is having a bad day

he will be. dont worry.

i just know you’re ugly as hell irl

can we leave physiognomy in the victorian era please this isn’t jekyll and hyde here 🙏

Everyone clowns on alex j newall for hating martin but that man was real as hell. Martin is an immature narrow minded asshole in the body of a 30 something year old office worker and he was painfully aware of that. I mean he did write him

ya but also no excuses he could’ve just… not written him like that


biased tho because i hate ajn already

Unpopular opinion: the worst thing about Martin are his fans, especially the ones who mis-characterize him

this is actually a very popular opinion for most people who can at the very least fathom the concept of hating martin. i also think it’s the wrong opinion.

People always like to complain about other fans because then they can cast blame onto some like nondescript entity and like a strawman of martin mischaracterizers so that they can ignore martins actual flaws as a character and ignore how much of a puppet he is as a character and how he flip flopped so limply yet extremely in s5 purely due to the actual writing

Martin was, in my opinion, kinda a bad character, but people don’t actually talk about that they cast the blame away from the writing and instead to the ghost of a concept of evil martin misunderstanders so that they can feel more intellectually superior in their own interpretations when the character can’t even really hold that much weight by himself without the people projecting onto him purely because of the way the writers clearly didn’t really understand where to truly go with him.

He was kind of a shell of a character by the end, just a distorted husk of his potential as a character, no more than a weird hypocritical confusion of ideas and ideals and motivations without real clear direction or purpose other than exposition and the idea of a romantic relationship with Jon and maybe some semblance of overinflated humanity he’s still getting snappy and overdefensive and territorial about ((because he thinks it makes him superior to Jon and everyone else)), but even that wasn’t really interesting 🙄

thank you for drawing martin being burned at the stake in order to avenge me, it refueled my hater energy im tempted to come off anon

(i have sent you several asks already, you have to guess which ones tho)

i don’t care what you do i don’t know you but cheers anyway appreciate it ((not hating‼️))

I admire your passion for hating Martin. May I ask at what point you went from dislike to pure hatred?

when i started actually trying to defend my ideas and then i realised there was actually evidence for what i was saying and he was bad in different and worse ways than just being annoying. i think it was when writing out my original post about mag172 ((the hitting jon event)) when i realised i was actually right in my takes and also justified

I saw you responded to a post suggesting shipping Jared and Martin by saying (among other things) that Jared deserves better. Is this just because you hate Martin or do you actually like Jared?

both both both always ‼️

i thought i liked martin as a character but then i scrolled through your page and read all your takes and youre so right im scared help

it will happen to all eventually

I would like to extend an apology. When I first found your account, I made the vapid assumption that you were a Martin hater just to play devil’s advocate or engage in counter-culture somehow and wrote you off. Now I think I’ve come to genuinely appreciate the work you do for the TMA fandom. You are a national treasure, Tumblr user martinblackwoodhater.

(Anon out of fear)

they are all enlightened eventually 🫡

reaching s4/5 and sending you an anonymous ask rambling about martin is a a canon event and one day every single tumblr user who has so much as HEARD of tma/martin blackwood will have to undergo it

its a burden i must bear… </3


((i love it really xoxo))

can you give me some information on ur martin haterage cause im all for it but i have no backing evidence ngl

it’s on my blog? you found my blog where i talk about hating martin what more do you want from me here please

I don't go here but your posts show up on my dash a lot and I wanna say I'm deeply amused by like. How many people just ask you why you hate Martin. I know why you hate Martin and i don't even follow you. It's on the blog

i knowwww omg i need to make an faq post but then i fear i wouldn’t get any asks at all </3

faqs for anyone too spooked to send me an ask about it: ((if you have any asks you wanna send then please do anyway don’t let this discourage you ‼️))

“is this satire?’ no

"why do you hate martin?” most simply is i don’t understand why anyone WOULD like martin or why this is such a radical take that so much of the fandom has this immediate reflex action to. he hits his boyfriend ((mag 172. i speak about it more indepth here: https://www.tumblr.com/martinblackwoodhater/773055587506438144/can-we-talk-about-this-scene-for-a-moment-because?source=share)); he doesn’t really add anything to the plot; and i think he’s a poorly written character ((arguably the basis of this post: https://www.tumblr.com/martinblackwoodhater/780170580054949888/unpopular-opinion-the-worst-thing-about-martin?source=share)).

“do you hate martin kinnies?” yes.

“can i make another hate blog of you?” i cant stop you so ya go ahead i guess

“can i make another fan blog of you?” i cant stop you so ya go ahead i guess

“do you hate jmart?” yes absolutely

“is this s1 Jon / Peter Lukas / anyone else in that vein” shut UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ‼️‼️‼️

“what’s your opinion on [any ship/character]?” i probably won’t have one but send the ask anyway pls <3

“do you hate tma in general?” ya kinda a little bit maybe

don’t let this stop anyone from sending any asks please please please they’re kinda the only things i check this account for if you have anything to say ((especially if you’re outraged or hate me)) then send an ask always they’re my life force