May 2025

Why does every single tma fancast i see has the same actors for jon and martin. Dev Patel as Jonathan Sims. Harvey Guillen as Martin Blackwood. First of all they do not fit. Second of all please choose something else thank you. This isnt your fancast this is the fandom's fancast. Do something else be original pleeease

tma fandom form an original thought challenge 💔💔

it’s especially weird because fanon martin is blonde? like harvey guillen is quite noticeably not blond. do they only know one fat actor im so confused by that

noyouwhyme:


stoop kids ‘fraid to leave the stoop!

not-elvis-presley:

I drew trait also he’s so silly goose

malory wip that lowkey got away from me no idea what happened with this damn drawing but it’s too freaky. anyway yayayay scholars release how we all feeling 😇😇

do mailboxes actually exist as like an actual widespread thing? that's crazy maybe it's just because im in england but like ive never actually seen one ever i thought they were just made up for like the simpsons or something

doesmymailboxsuck:

Yeah pretty much every single house has one. The style depends on the type of route that delivers to the house. If it’s an all walking route the box will typically be on the front porch somewhere. If it’s a driving route the box will be on a post next to the road so the mail can be delivered right from the mail truck.

In apartments or new housing developments the mailboxes will be grouped together in a large box called a CBU so the carrier can deliver to all of them without having to move.

this is gonna make me sound really unaware of the world but like why don’t they just put it through the letterbox 😨😨

it does make me giggle somewhat how flimsy the excuse for things being recorded by the tape recorders is. like why does The Web want to hear these fuckers playing eye-spy so much it’s the eltrich embodiment of manipulation does it not have more important things to worry about. its just so blatantly for the fans that i can’t help but giggle a little

mr-oldman-appreciator:

You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person

communist-hatsunemiku:

Anime battle dialogue

shalalalalamova:

Lady Gay Approximately by csh is my new Class of 2013 by mitski

tompiexd:

i’m sorry but the illagers would doxx the villagers.

blue-wolfe:

The Patreon has been given a poll to decide how Jedidiah’s voice changed in-universe! If you’re interested in participating, the Copper tier and above are able to vote. If you’re just curious, here are the options:

The poll ends May 15th! I know many were curious on how I’d handle this, and this is my solution.

voice leeches are so wtnv throat spiders coded it really makes me giggle. freaky horror podcasts will have ONE way of changing voice actors and it’s always burrowing insects

pineconebastardart:

yeag

what is bro doing there

movieshead:

clozaphim:

sorry i forgot about tumblr again 😢

daily-grian:

This… Isn’t the permit office…

bonefishbunny:

yaoi yes yaoi yes yaoi yes yaoi yes

yaoi yaoi yaoi ‼️‼️

depsidase:

vat-of-acid2:

Car seat headrest..

haters can hate on the peak yuri yaoi duo

quinnhills:

Screenshot of a quoted tweet of @myrathefarmer reading “All the hermits should be fish this season. Because I think it would be funny.” Quinn Hills quotes that tweet and says, “agreed” over an illustration of a blue puppet-looking fish with google eyes and a teal tank top with a white @ symbol. A speech bubble to the right of the fist reads, "Howdy y'all, Joe Gills here"ALT

never thought I’d be making Joe Hills fan art but if I really think about it I already made two whole albums of Joe Hills fan art

rathayibacter:

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad’s cabinet

mentallyillmindmeld:

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

profitvoncapitalism:

Profit’s Lumon Adventure

profitvoncapitalism:

Helly R get’s whats coming…

levaagrace:

levaagrace:

WHO THE FUCK SAID MELANIE NEED TO BE SYMPATHETIC TO JON? WHERE? CAUSE I SURE AS FUCK DIDN’T HEAR IT. AND TELL ME WHY SHE’S ACTING LIKE IT’S HIS FAULT SHE’S HAD A ROUGH TIME OF IT WHEN SHEEEEEE WAS THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO GO TO THE INSTITUTE TO GIVE HER STATEMENT???

THREE

FUCKING

TIMES

????

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS FUCKING STUPID PODCAST AND ITS BULLSHIT NONSENSICAL CHARACTER MOMENTS THAT HAVE NO BEARING IN REALITYYYYYYYYY

You know what. I’m coming back to this. Cause seriously.

There’s one thing I viscerally dislike about TMA that has nothing to do with the characters or plot holes and that’s how so much of it is left outside the fucking podcast.

There are so many illusions to moments we don’t see that supposedly inform actions and reactions that pisses me off cause I’m sorry but I just cannot buy it. Especially when these moments are directly contradicted BY THOSE ACTIONS AND REACTIONS.

So I’m sure we’re supposed to infer that Daisy or Basira at some point in season four asked her to be sympathetic to him (do you think she’d be around Georgie if Georgie asked her to be? do you think Melanie ever saw Martin once in season four? no. don’t be absurd). But I can only see Basira ever saying that ONCE. During the time frame between him BEING STABBED by Melanie and the nonconsentual surgery he performed at Basira’s behest. And by the time Daisy came back, I don’t see why Daisy would even bring it up to Melanie, cause Melanie had already begun to be ‘civil’ towards him at that point. But if Daisy had just cause, it wouldn’t have been more than once either. But who knows. Maybe twice is more than enough.

No. At this point. I’m going to assume this is a direct reference to the fandom at large. That this is the writers agreeing with the fandom that any act against Jon by the people in his life is righteous and just and needs no explanation. Jon existing as a whole around actual humans is justification enough.

eclrrtwo:

more severance.. who guessed

wurtz-okurok:

he lived. served safety pin cunt. played in a band. died in a drunk driving accident. made his friends and bandmates go mad with grief. faked his death. was found in a library “quietly working”. got let off with a simple warning

aquuaryo:

posting this here as well hehe

certifiedshithead:

what getting hit with almost a solid minute of bongos 13 minutes into planet desperation feels like

aidenwaites:

diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms

cow-war-u:

[in csh fan voice] yea this song really puts the ram in my ramalamadingdong

fist-of-vengeance:

innie dylan’s crush on ms. casey is funnier in retrospect

throathole:

hellyrigs:

throathole:

If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS

Who is that white man

soup-mother:

heh nice try, I couldn’t “abuse” substances because of an innate innocence afforded to me by my coercive gender assignment at birth

love the tma tag because i never know if im gonna end up finding transgender discourse i don’t understand or some freak experiencing the horrors. it’s a mixed bag in there.

clozaphim:

thescholars:

malory gay thescholars i love you malory gay thescholars

malory my beloved love that freak

shout out to this freak creature with a fuckass bob ‼️‼️

What's with the sudden hyena carseatheadrest rebrand? Being a martin hater stopped paying off or what?

what do you mean rebrand ive always been like this. but ya i mean i never had THAT much to say about martin it was never gonna last forever without me just repeating myself + people haven’t been sending me asks about it recently so like i haven’t really got anything else to say rn 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


+ new csh album out 😋

high-fructose-porn-syrup:

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

sorry-im-a-terminalidiot:

ripempezardexerox:

thedreamthieves:

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

shamebats:

shamebats:

Good news, they’ve already transvestigated the new pope

knightochan-official-deactivate:

I don’t think the new pope will be able to top comparing trans women to nuclear weapons or trying to sound hip by saying the Italian equivalent of “faggot” but we’ll have to see

femalepope:

even back when i was a little girl listening to the Magnus archives i knew i did not gaf about martin blackwood

ask-the-medic-vincent:

How Vincent is more “evil” now

Like I mentioned on the prior post, he represents patient discrimination in the medical field. Basically, he is the one doing the discriminating.

In other words, he is a lot of bad things (racist, sexist, ableist, ageist, homophobic, transphobic, and probably more)

Btw I do NOT condone nor agree with what was listed!!

A very important thing I put into his personality, he is a MAJOR hypocrite. It’s how he’s transphobic yet trans at the same time.

He’s also transmed or whatever it’s called (a trans people who believe that dysphoria is required to identify as transgender)

He’s hypocritical like if he doesn’t know what you’re experiencing, he thinks you’re lying. But if you gave him the same treatment, he would think you’re stupid and toxic

Him being a racist does affect how he views the POC boys on the island (Roger, Simon, and potentially Maurice)

Vince’s opinion on them:

Roger: “the perfect worker. He’s quiet and listens to me and Jack. I enjoy being around him.”

Simon: “he is quiet, but he wonders off too much. He needs to listen to his superiors more.”

Maurice: “his people shouldn’t have this much attention and be so obnoxious. He needs to be quiet and obedient.”

His opinion and racism only after the island where he gets married to Lila. After violently shoving him into the right (not racist) direction, and after a couple situations (not saying yet 😸), he FINALLY changes his views.

Lila belongs to me and @lolita-ily

Some silly art of him after saying how diabolical he is✌️

holy moly mischaracterisation final boss⁉️😨

did you not pay any attention to roger at all in the book omg his ass is NOT working ‼️ or listening ‼️

shout out to this freak goat 🔥 i love goats man ‼️

don’t mean to alarm you mate but ur bird’s a cuttlefish

sparky-is-spiders:

The devastating thing is that Jon is actually capable of being incredibly sweetly romantic when he wants to be. And it’s wasted on fucking martin. Of ALL people. That one.

ddeerlybeloved:

chem test next week traumacore edit