June 2025

Look buddy, I get it. You didn't get enough attention and parental affection growing up! That, however, does not give you the right to be a full on see you next tuesday to anyone who enjoys Martin. But I know nothing according to your words of spiteful wisdom, and honestly, I feel like you're doing shady shiz behind the scenes.

why can’t you just say the word cunt we don’t get censored on tumblr. also what allegations are you making exactly im so confused are you trying to imply this is like a money laundering scheme or something. and again you can say the word shit on tumblr?

dragonlancesiren:

@martinblackwoodhater

You are.. kinda pathetic. You can hate on literally any other character. But NOOOOO, you have to pick on Martin.

I dislike your vibe heavily.

Please don’t ever interact with me.

why would i interact with you if you didn’t tag me and make a post about me.


like there’s another post from march too, where you clearly want engagement, so when i didn’t react to that you make another one to tag me directly? it just doesn’t feel like you actually want me to not interact, because me interacting could be very avoided by not tagging me in the post because then i wouldn’t even know you existed. im so confused by your actual goals here like genuinely i can do what you want if you just make it clear what you actually want from me?

dragonlancesiren:

martinblackwoodhater:

dragonlancesiren:

@martinblackwoodhater

You are.. kinda pathetic. You can hate on literally any other character. But NOOOOO, you have to pick on Martin.

I dislike your vibe heavily.

Please don’t ever interact with me.

why would i interact with you if you didn’t tag me and make a post about me.


like there’s another post from march too, where you clearly want engagement, so when i didn’t react to that you make another one to tag me directly? it just doesn’t feel like you actually want me to not interact, because me interacting could be very avoided by not tagging me in the post because then i wouldn’t even know you existed. im so confused by your actual goals here like genuinely i can do what you want if you just make it clear what you actually want from me?

Because you are petty and honestly you seem to be an unpleasant person to be around.

Also thanks for waterboarding my previous post. Now I’ll have to spend all day leaving it to dry on the clothesline.

that didn’t answer any of my questions? i at no point asked why you don’t like me because i could assume for myself why you don’t like me i asked why you’re so desperate for my attention and engagement?

Absolutely love your vibe. Incredible aura. Truely prefessional hater. One of my fave blogs to just scroll. The hate mail game you get is insane though?? I genuinely can't tell if some of these people are fr like it's a fictional character. You're living in their heads rent free my dude

rahhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hi I can't reblog that post for some reason but that person who is mad at you for hating Martin is so strange???

"You can hate on any other character but noo you hate on Martin" why should Martin be an exception?? He's the most annoying bitch in the podcast I don't care what crimes the others commited this isn't real life and I'm not a cop. Listening to his bullshit justifications hurt my ears and looking at the fandom glazing him hurt my brain. Also he's not real

It would take them five minutes to block you and your tags. There are like three or four practicing Martin haters out there I promise you that blocking them wouldn't make your crown of superiority fall off. The vast majority of the fandom LOOOVES Martin and it's not like you maintag your posts (unlike SOME people (jmart fans))

Plus I can't see what they would gain from addressing you directly?? It would be so much more fun to go bitch about you to a friend or complain on one of the magnus confessions blogs. Or even send you an anon cause then at least they could get the satiscation that the message was seen. "@martinblackwoodhater you're like...... so pathetic. Never talk to me" zero effort put. Are you a middle school bully or what lmao they're not even trying to defend Martin or anything they're just saying they took your blog personally. I thought it was clear that you treat it like a sport or perhaps a hobby. It's not that serious

so confused fr

machine-unlearning:

machine-unlearning:

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

if I were to refer to a transmasc guy as bro in like a stereotypical surfer dude voice, and perhaps use a permutation of bro (ie. brosaph-Stalin as an example entirely not pertinent to this question), does the aforementioned bro have grounds like to hate my guts forever and try to kill me?

elvis-official:

Woah mama I don’t know I’m Elvis

Do you really enjoy the Martin hater blog? Or are they just someone you tolerate?

Genuine question btw))

profitvoncapitalism:

The art work and gifts that have graced my life due to Martin Hater and CO have brough me… joy immeasurable. M.B.H is a DEAR friend of the Profit Von Capitalism blog and this must be known. I don’t know who this Martin individual who seems to be an object of vitriol really is but he must be grateful that I am not president yet because he wold be enemy numebr ONE!!!!!!!

TL:DR: That is Oomf

thank you profit i love you sorry about my enemies

kairos-polaris:

propaganda I am not falling for: Martin would be Jon’s replacement as the Archivist

that liberal snowflake would NOT be up for the job ‼️

frogmoss1:

hajskaeg:

frogmoss1:

i need BOYS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who’s your bear friend. Hii.

i have literally seen this post like 30 times just because of you im literally losing my mind. dont stop tho

indelible-waltz:

we are bound together for eternity

wow. that is radical.

c-watcher:

malevolent is The Codependency Podcast because its not just arthur who is slowly becoming codependent with john but the listeners too. everytime i hear johns voice after some harrowing shit arthur went through my ass unclenches. i am immediately soothed, my heart rate reasonable. intentionally or not me and arthur are wearing the same clown shoes in this stupid clown car

no way martin looked that much like his dad. like he wasn’t a clone or anything his mum should’ve gotten over it tbh

I feel like the main difference between “Jon and Basira drug Melanie and cut the slaughter bullet out of her” and “Martin hits Jon” is that cutting an evil ghost bullet out of someone is par for the course in horror media while hitting your partner is never ok real life or fiction

yeah like no-ones actually ever had a mood-altering ghost bullet unconsentually cut out of their leg, but unfortunately people are actually hit by their partners in real life. also i think a major problem of mine more lies in the different levels of severity that each act is given in the writing, and wether it’s actually portrayed to be bad or not

My running theory is that this blog is run by Alexander J Newall himself

sybua buddy

leblogreblog:

The Extinction doesn’t need to have any Avatars.

The prospect itself that it exists and is an actual threat seems to be enough to cause abundance of fear.

It doesn’t need to have any Avatars, but it has.

They are the opposite of any other Avatars - they do the most harm by not doing anything at all.

The Extinction Avatars are the people who have the resources that would let them stop it.

But they won’t.

i feel like this is one of the reasons the extinction makes for an interesting fear that somewhat disrupts the whole system, because what you’re implying there I assume is that like billionaires or corporation owners would be extinction avatars, which, to be fair, feels like a logical step to make, but we see in the podcast how, to be an avatar of something, you need to at least have a passion connected to it, at least some kind of emotional investment to make the fear such an important part of your life that it consumes you to some level, and this just clearly doesn’t align with the apathy that you see in individuals that could incite real change - there is no fear there, because they have nothing to fear, and there is no real passion there towards the actual fear, moreso just towards profit. If there was the real passion or care towards the fear that is needed to become an avatar, they would not be in that position of power in the first place.

having said that, i suppose i could see potential avatars in the dehumanisation of one’s self in the chase of exponential growth and profit, which could be loosely linked to the fear, but no billionaire wants climate change, as a catastrophe would obviously lead to less money, and therefore im not sure how an avatar like that serving the extinction would form, unless you can become an avatar nonchalantly out of apathy, which i do think is a very interesting potential question that the show could’ve explored

kairos-polaris:

kairos-polaris:

kairos-polaris:

serial divorcess lonelyeyes…. my archenemy of headcanons

every time I see another serial divorcess lonelyeyes I get 1% more evil

I am already at 110% evil

i love anyone who hates on anything in the magnus but especially you and especially this

martinblackwoodhater:

kairos-polaris:

kairos-polaris:

kairos-polaris:

serial divorcess lonelyeyes…. my archenemy of headcanons

every time I see another serial divorcess lonelyeyes I get 1% more evil

I am already at 110% evil

i love anyone who hates on anything in the magnus but especially you and especially this

(i like the podcast but everyone in the fandom is boring about it except the haters)

you should watch yellowjackets.

tell me that off anon and i will

physical-manifestation-of-spite:

Arthur with curls

the things id do to that fucked up twink

its pride month, yknow what that means...

dragonlancesiren:

xo-teric:

martinblackwoodhater:

dragonlancesiren:

martinblackwoodhater:

dragonlancesiren:

@martinblackwoodhater

You are.. kinda pathetic. You can hate on literally any other character. But NOOOOO, you have to pick on Martin.

I dislike your vibe heavily.

Please don’t ever interact with me.

why would i interact with you if you didn’t tag me and make a post about me.


like there’s another post from march too, where you clearly want engagement, so when i didn’t react to that you make another one to tag me directly? it just doesn’t feel like you actually want me to not interact, because me interacting could be very avoided by not tagging me in the post because then i wouldn’t even know you existed. im so confused by your actual goals here like genuinely i can do what you want if you just make it clear what you actually want from me?

Because you are petty and honestly you seem to be an unpleasant person to be around.

Also thanks for waterboarding my previous post. Now I’ll have to spend all day leaving it to dry on the clothesline.

that didn’t answer any of my questions? i at no point asked why you don’t like me because i could assume for myself why you don’t like me i asked why you’re so desperate for my attention and engagement?

Clocked

Clocked?

why are you always confused what’s happening

xo-teric:

Oh my jesus christ I need this LOSER

dragonlancesiren:

xo-teric:

martinblackwoodhater:

dragonlancesiren:

martinblackwoodhater:

dragonlancesiren:

@martinblackwoodhater

You are.. kinda pathetic. You can hate on literally any other character. But NOOOOO, you have to pick on Martin.

I dislike your vibe heavily.

Please don’t ever interact with me.

why would i interact with you if you didn’t tag me and make a post about me.


like there’s another post from march too, where you clearly want engagement, so when i didn’t react to that you make another one to tag me directly? it just doesn’t feel like you actually want me to not interact, because me interacting could be very avoided by not tagging me in the post because then i wouldn’t even know you existed. im so confused by your actual goals here like genuinely i can do what you want if you just make it clear what you actually want from me?

Because you are petty and honestly you seem to be an unpleasant person to be around.

Also thanks for waterboarding my previous post. Now I’ll have to spend all day leaving it to dry on the clothesline.

that didn’t answer any of my questions? i at no point asked why you don’t like me because i could assume for myself why you don’t like me i asked why you’re so desperate for my attention and engagement?

Clocked

What exactly do you mean by clocked

why did they kill marge simpson i am sad

evilfuckwad:

The ‘K’ in Martin K Blackwood actually stands for Kill Bill.

only about three jokes in this fuckass fandom and none of them are good

feels like you only made your guy trans so he could get pregnant

ask-the-medic-vincent:

what the hell why am i still getting slandered i haven’t done anything

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

Oh my god it’s been years why is this fandom repeating itself why are you still reheating jokes and things that have been told a million times already. Yes I get it Dev Patel is fancast Jon and Harvey Guillen is fancast Martin. Haha omg guysss this podcast has scary doors haha we are shipping a door and a book it’s hilariousss the people outside this fandom think we’re degenerates. The NotThem is racist bc I headcanon Sasha as black and the NotThem as white. Jurgen Leitner stupid idiot motherfucking Jurgen Leitner amirite. Jon has negative rizz my sopping wet kitten old man he’s such a paranoid dumbass why is he so mean to my sweetie Martin. My beloved Martin deserves a gun he deserves to kill everyone who’s ever been mean to him. For the love of god can you think of something different. It’s not even about repeating things that are in the podcast you guys are endlessly parroting fanmade content too. If you have nothing to say then just don’t say anything it’s okay

house-md-imagines:

he would probably listen to csh on the dl

rip jared hopworth you would’ve loved forcemasc

sevensonfjre:

it would be cool is they made a car seat headrest that wasn’t completely fucking useless

carseatheadrest mention!!

pansyfemme:

lighting a cigarette in my mouth but the cigarette is a girls penis. send post

martin just feels like an industry plant for kinnies

Hi. Do you participate in artfight

i don’t know what that is im sorry 💔

"The K in Martin K Blackwood actually stands for Kill Bill" just take me out back and shoot me at this point

one of the most overdone jokes in this fandom that only has about 5 jokes that are all overdone combined with a reference to one of martins worst lines. sigh.

i love how ur haters want to bully you for disliking martin or whatever but theyre all magnus archives fans that post about Martin Blackwood so nobody can send you hate without sounding like “i hope you eat super spicy chips and stub your toe you absolute fricker”

giggled. literally how it feels when someone typed out the words “see you next tuesday” to call me a cunt on a platform without censorship of words. like ok buddy lets be adults here

Hi, stumbled across this blog and I absolutely get why somebody would dislike Martin and certain framing (or lack thereof) of his actions but the take on the lonely as a filler/boring fear is a bit confusing to me. And I can’t really tell if you’re being serious or doing it for the bit

This might just be me tho because of my own (unhealthy) coping mechanism and how i have seen isolation and being disconnected from your peers affect others and myself but I understand it as a much more layered fear than it is often characterized

You were talking about how the extinction has a certain inherent humanity to it and I think the lonely does aswell but in a much more social regard. As humans we consistently navigate social settings and also require emotional connections and relationships, now imagine these being taken away or, what is often worse, never developing them in the first place. It’s not necessarily the being alone in a room that is terrifying but much more the social isolation and the from that resulting disconnect from your own emotions and the unbreachable wall that is build by repeated rejection and social missteps.

You said that things about the lonely can often be attributed to other fears, I disagree but I would really be interested in what exactly you mean by that and your further thoughts on the lonely as a fear

im sort of exaggerating for the bit but most of my takes on the lonely are at least semi-serious

i sort of don’t care about the reason you project onto The Lonely as i can kind of assume its because you were lonely at some point. that’s typically the reason.

i think that yeah most of the fears are rooted in humanity, (with the exception of the flesh/the hunt which is what makes them interesting) so i don’t see that as a reason necessarily for it to be an especially interesting fear. i also think the being disconnected from people is kind of well-covered area within the fears (as a very core part of the stranger and the spiral maybe and really most of them to some extent if you twist it right) which is my main problem with it. it sort of just does one thing and it’s not a niche enough thing to be interesting and is also something that could be covered by other fears.


Just a couple examples off the top of my head:

Loneliness due to existentialism and there being loads of people out there making it easy to be lost in a crowd = the Vast

Loneliness due to feeling disconnected from others and feeling alienated or like you’re intrinsically different = the Stranger

Loneliness through grief or loss = the End

Loneliness through bad relationships = typically the Web or potentially the Stranger again / another fear depending on the situation

(there are probably more but i can’t think of them right now). Therefore I just feel like it is kinda the weakest fear, and wouldn’t be such an important part of the podcast if it wasn’t turning so relationship-centered and needed the conflict created from The Lonely to act as a catalyst and conflict for this

I remember the first time I heard MAG 169 Fire Escape was the first time I really stopped and thought "wow Martin is kind of a dick". And then I began to notice all the other things about him - the controlling behaviour, the black and white mentality, the selfishness, the way he's clearly using Jon's power to get what he (and only he) wants out of this eyepocalypse. The list goes on.

Anyway, my point was that I didn't realize just how toxic the jmart relationship was until Jon offered Martin the choice in 169 - to go into the burning building after Jude Perry, or not. Until that point, Martin, a character who has repeatedly made the choice to be passive in their decisions, throws a tantrum about going in the building. And Jon offers him the choice not to, and agrees to abide by his decision. The moment Jon shows Martin that respect, Martin throws it away. "That's not a fair decision to put on me."

Bitch please, YOU were the one throwing the tantrum! And when Jon responds by respecting your wishes, you're going to actively reject that!

It gets even worse in MAG 173 Night Night. Martin throws another tantrum.

Jon: I don’t know what you want me to do.
Martin: I want you to use your power. I want you to help them; I want you to make things better!
Jon: There is no better anymore.
Martin: (increasing in volume, emotion) You keep – saying that, and I hate it!
Jon: (also giving in to the argument) I keep saying it because it keeps being true; you know that!
Martin: What I know, is that leaving children here is – (struggles for words) i-it’s inexcusable; it’s monstrous!
Jon: (overlapping, firm) Martin. Tell me what you want me to do, and I will do it!

yikes. just yikes.

sorry this isn't really an ask, more of a vent. but you seem like the kind of person I could vent anti-martin sentiments at.

ugh i knowww, and like admittedly im not sure id be MUCH better in an apocalypse so like ill give him some degree of grace but it just really stands out to make him more unlikable when none of the other characters are that whiney.

i think it’s a combination of the fact that he clearly just can’t accept the situation and, and therefore complains about everything, and also the fact that he’s unable to actually do anything whatsoever, that just makes him so irritating this season. he just so clearly doesnt actually know what he wants. and, like, to be fair, it’s not entirely his fault because he’s in an impossible situation where all he can do is walk for ages and witness all this suffering, but him just yabbering on and complaining while doing nothing about any of the problems he’s talking about (because he can’t) just serves to make him sound incredibly whiney. Like if he’s meant to be a “suffering in silence” Lonely avatar then why won’t he shut the hell up for once

I feel like the slap kind of sounds like a light wake up slap? ..it doesn’t sound like he full 💥THWAPPED💥 Jon across the face or anything 😭😅

Like a little, snap out of it, slap 🫰✨ it kind of sounded like a slightly hefty pat really

Not really a criticism of anything btw, you can hate Martin lol, just, I don’t think he really abused Jon? 😅

Beyond that are most of your thoughts on him just that he’s kinda boring? 👀❔

no hate but as this is my only impression of you i don’t really like you to be honest

“But it’s the fans/fandom who mischaracterizes Martin”

No. Martin mischaracterized himself! Did we listen to the same S5?!

literally like that guy does NOT know who he is

Season 5 Martim should've died actually. Its the only solution to making him likeable that doesn't involve rewriting him completely.

That man is living in a delicate isolated bubble of his own creatuon and gets verbally violent any time you try to give him a taste of reality. Listening to his conversations with Jon was painful. He has a terribly limited understanding of the world around him, and he reminds me of a particularly spoiled child. I know he had a hard childhood yadda yadda but that is an explanation. Not an excuse. And nothing can excuse him being a huge CUNT!

i love all of this except for the first part tbh. i think there is nothing redeeming or likeable about the act of dying in and of itself and also that would make all the kinnies about 30x more insufferable. although if he just kinda pissed off and disappeared and no-one bought it up again I’d be pretty chuffed about that

sorta hate the word trans tbh. torn between calling myself a cis guy just for fun on the basis that im not actively changing anything or ‘transitioning’ currently like ive kinda stayed about the same and on the other hand every day is changing and i am transitioning in ways i don’t even know about. sinister ways.

I find it very hard to believe that that Blackwood fellow is not your pet, but very well. Call him what you will.

-Cumulonimbus

the-archivist-tma:

Hes his own person. But yeah- okay.

he will be boiled

swear there’s only like 2 micheals that play any important role in the podcast. and one of them is called mike. i suppose there’s more if you count distortion micheal as another micheal but like i feel like that’s still the same micheal. and mikaele salesa is not only pronounced differently but also always called by either his full name or his last name so i don’t really count him either. there just arent that many micheals guys what are we all complaining about. gerry’s dad is maybe mentioned twice.

maykitz:

when a text post says “i know nobody on this site gives a fuck about-” so i can think truue and scroll faster

malev art ‼️


not sure this one looks clear enough to post tbh but whateverrr

art i did of martin blackwood dying in a glue trap