August 2025

pinkisposting:

Dutch Van Der Linde when his horse won’t slow down

hate the stage of drawing where im visited by the ghosts of three bisexual dogs

hello carseatheadrest nation

micah wip 😇

archivalhaven:

Let’s play a game of “Has This TMA Character Done Drugs”!

Martin

Yes

No

Other (put in RB or replies)

See Results

he considers himself morally superior to anyone who does drugs let’s be real

honestly slept on how much martin’s attitude in relationships is clearly shaped by his mother and it makes him awful in them but fandom doesn’t wanna talk about it because jmart cute 🥀🥀

Do you have an outfit for your hyena boy? I wanna try doing a fullbody

martinblackwoodhater:

just added these two as examples but like i could see him in absolutely anything you put him in, so feel free to give absolutely whatever you want as an outfit (appropriate to his age obvs). does need any specific colour scheme and doesn’t need to keep his little poncho thing i just kept that because im lazy - you can give him jewellery or any accessories too ofc, and also change his tail/ears or give them little accessories if you want to do anything like that!!


(if you send an attack then like make sure to send your tumblr with it if you want so we can be mutuals if we aren’t already like I’ll literally love you forever xoxo)

shameless promo of my ocs here look how cute he is aged up ‼️‼️

question: do you hate Martin blackwood as a person or how he's written? Is it like, "I don't like Martin bc he manipulates people and I don't like when people are manipulative" or is it "I don't like the way he was written because it doesn't make sense." Because I can kind of relate to the former because (just not w/ Martin) sometimes there are just characters that I despise for their assholery.

i don’t really think im in a position to criticise the writing and i also just don’t want to do that so mainly i just don’t like him as a person because like he’s just mean 🥀🥀

but like to be fair i do also dislike some of the stuff they did with martin’s character and like i don’t know if it was intentional hypocrisy and like wishy-washy characterisation like on purpose because it’s not something that’s talked about by the fandom really so like when i talk about that for example i don’t really know myself what im criticising, but im gonna say that it’s just the persona of martin as a fictional character that im hating on because like i just don’t want to be negative about real peoples work really, and like i think to be fair the characterisation of martin as like deliberately unlikable is done very well if it’s on purpose


(basically what i mean is that i don’t know the intent of the writers for a lot of what im criticising about martin and whether it’s a deliberately inconsistent character or just inconsistent writing, but i only really want to criticise the character, so I’ll assume that his flaws are done deliberately)

Do you take tma rant confessions?? I'm asking bc I don't wanna do one unpromted lol

i take any ask you wanna give me always!!

and yeah i mean people have been sending me those in particular since like the start of this blog you’re all good ‼️

Would you rather Martin be watered down to only “little uwu tea ball” or “evil gonna Get Your Ass manipulation malewife”, I’ve seen people in the community do both and I’m curious about what you think about it

this is like making me choose between the first 9/11 plane and the second 9/11 plane to be honest

I feel like you havent been htung as passionately as you used to

1: ive said a lot of what i have to say already to be honest i don’t want to get too repetitive (like the rest of the fandom has)

2: ive been doing a lot of my hating in tiktok comment sections nowadays. follow me on there so you can find me in the wild 😜

3: i don’t need as much rage when my takes are so justified and correct 🔥🔥 that can drive people away but when im clearly right and logical they can go wow wow time to join the haters ‼️

4: i am getting old…

making a picrew rn and gang like does anyone even use picrew anymore i feel like that was so 2020 🥀🥀

phantomrose96:

Having one-sided beef with one specific character is so funny. Like I can see a million characters who do terrible things and be like “whatever.” But then there’s one specific motherfucker who pissed me off so bad that I’d run them over at a red light if given the chance.

hi!! this might be a weird question but i do a lot of traditional artwork and every time i photograph my sketchbook the quality of the images is genuinely horrific… all ur traditional art always looks fantastic and i was wondering if you have any tips for taking better pictures of traditional sketches? tysm in advance, i love your work!!

potato-lord-but-not:

okay I took a wee little screen recording for ya just because that’ll probably be more helpful than me trying to explain it

DESK REVEAL !!!!

general tips-

• make sure you have good lighting, whether that’s from a window or from a lamp, just make sure there are no shadows getting in the way.

• if there ARE shadows, you can just stay further away from your sketchbook and zoom in a bit more.

• sometimes you’re gonna have to play with the settings more because there will be more shadow to take care of, that’s mainly up to your discretion but I found that the brilliance one works pretty good (but alas not every phone will have that so work with what ya got)

• same goes for colored drawings, minus the mono filter !! make sure there’s nice lighting with little shadow. also for that sometimes I mess with the temp and tint of the picture depending on how cool or warm the lighting is. And I use Picsart to spruce em up a bit more, but you can still get a pretty solid pic without that app.

• EDIT - also I have the sketchbook slightly reclined !! it seems to help with the lighting and keeping shadows out of the way

martinblackwoodhater:

making a picrew rn and gang like does anyone even use picrew anymore i feel like that was so 2020 🥀🥀

but also like has anyone got requests for stuff they wanna see? 😇😇

hello Martinblackwoodhater it’s Naomi from tiktok i come offering you friendship 🩷 i will free you from the hate in your heart

i would like to see you try

https://picrew.me/en/secret_image_maker/PfnlmBqOg5begl1D


gang check out the picrew im planning on and tell me what requests y'all have please 🙏🙏


(different body types are something im gonna aim for but like omg that’s so much redrawing of all the future outfits and i just don’t know if i have the soul for it I’m so sorry 😭)

i am SO sorry but i got the notification that you posted something and my first thought was "oh hey, martin updated?"

sir hatesalot it really felt like i called you something derogatory. but i don't actually know what to call you. please help (/silly phrasing intended but also do you just. want to be called hater or what)

what the hell ☹️☹️ most people call me mr hater as a shorthand 🙏 mbwh also works but like mostly online 🙏 sir hatesalot is also approved 🫡


also what the hell why would anyone have notifs on for ME 😨

i hate that they’ve got likes on tumblr comments now like i thought tumblr was the one place i was free from being ratio’d

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

Seeing people draw art of Gerry in full goth makeup is hilarious to me. You’re telling me that man can’t be bothered to re-do his shitty dye job but you think he has time to do a flawless white base, crisp eyeliner and lipstick every day? Incredible

that man sleeps in his eyeliner and that is all ‼️

fhredreic:

WHY DID NO ONE INFORM ME OF THE CHARACTER ABEL FROM DATE EVERYTHING? THIS MAN IS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER DREAM OF.

my foot hurts can you blame martin blackwood for this grievance

yes but can you not do that yourself

Did you make a twitter account?

ya ive had one for a while 😋 follow me there too but like i barely post

cowbeetles:

54 MALEVOLENT SPOILERS!!!!

so idk if anyone has made this yet with our 54 episode information but i’ve been thinking about it ALL DAY and needed it out of my brain

martinblackwoodhaterfan:

People don’t send me pretentious anon hate anymore like they used to do. I fell off and am no longer relevant. Or something

me too omg ??? guys come back please… :(

me when im in a centering myself competition and my opponent is martin blackwood 🥀🥀 him saying this to his boyfriend who’s hand is like literally burnt half off while being surrounded by people who are trapped in an eternal inferno with no escape is kinda weird

I hate myself. Let me take one for the team and date Martin to free up Jon for someone who deserves him more

why do you hate yourself that’s cringe stop doing that 🥀 there is also an easier way to eliminate martin in this hypothetical scenario where he is real…..


realistically tho like if it weren’t for the apocalypse i would give jmart like maybe 3 months tops before they break up. and it’s only taking that long because neither of them wants to actually be the one to cause the official break up. we don’t have to intervene…

why is john malevolent literally the one character i literally cannot even fathom a design for… like i wanna draw him so bad but i literally just can’t think of a way to represent him

I mean true, but then what about the sad folk who Martin ends up getting with next probably through nefarious means. What if they feel trapped in a relationship with him.

i don’t think that would happen. that man has no rizz and no prospects

Okay but my ex was somehow worse than him (which is frankly impressive) and I was still with him mostly out of fear he'd do something irrational if I wasn't until I gave up??

What if he ends up doing that to some poor unsuspecting soul 💔

this feels like you have your own problems to deal with to be honest 😨 martin blackwood is not your ex i hope.

To be entirely honest, Martin as my ex would be a better situation. But because I'm so used to it being worse, I know how to handle having a partner like that, and then we wouldn't have to worry about anyone else getting trapped by him.

He was very web aligned after all. Let's see who's manipulation tactics prevail.

cool im martinblackwoodhater sorry about your ex i think

martinblackwoodhater:

why is john malevolent literally the one character i literally cannot even fathom a design for… like i wanna draw him so bad but i literally just can’t think of a way to represent him

this is all i got y'all….

warpedtour08:

being a man is such a beautiful thing when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you that you’re disgusting and unlovable for it

kairos-polaris:

I am re reading the transcript for mag 167, specifically Martin asking what Jon would have done had he known his death would release the assistants. “what would you do with the information that your deathwould free people? would you tell the people who want you dead that your death would free them?”. this is just not something you should ask your boyfriend who is already suicidal and has felt guilty for being alive for most of his life. it’s even worse considering Melanie blinded herself to escape the Institute. he is doomed no matter what he does because no matter what at least one person would have to face the choice of him living or dying to free the rest

i like that im free from ever being leeched into tma/tme trans discourse because i never know if the word is “effect” or “affect” and those are both options here. nobody tell me i do not want to know.

die

they qre talking about you in magpod confessions this is so stupid

they’re ALWAYS talking about me on magpod confessions whenever there’s a slow news day because nothing else interesting ever happens in this fuckass fandom 🥀🥀 someone send me screenshots whenever it happens pls they have me blocked 🙏

they qre talking about you in magpod confessions this is so stupid

martinblackwoodhater:

they’re ALWAYS talking about me on magpod confessions whenever there’s a slow news day because nothing else interesting ever happens in this fuckass fandom 🥀🥀 someone send me screenshots whenever it happens pls they have me blocked 🙏

“never seen that blog in my life” YES YOU HAVE YOU BLOCKED ME 🥀🥀

Gerry and Tim should kiss. That's all. Bye

my sister said doorkeay 4ever 🤷‍♂️


i don’t agree they never met

Gerry and Tim should kiss. That's all. Bye

martinblackwoodhater:

my sister said doorkeay 4ever 🤷‍♂️


i don’t agree they never met

she says actually gerry should be with her instead. post cancelled sorry

So, like, how much of this is genuine character criticism and how much is you just being mad that Jonathan Sims isn't your boyfriend?

guys i don’t actually want to be boyfriends with jonathan sims THAT bad 😭 i think he’s cute and i think i could fix him but my feelings about martin are entirely separate from that 🙏 i am not jealous of martin, but i do really hate how he treats john and i think i could do so so much better 🥀


but also like even if i hated john i would still also hate martin the same amount that i do now 🙏

Op you are so brave. Martin is incredibly mid and I wish more people Understood that

thank you 🙏🙏 they’re lying about me over on twitter but i am still fighting the fight 🔥

So, I'd like to hear what exactly are martins sins for you, it's not a view I see often and I think it could be a fun read, but I realize that you must have expressed your thoughts on topic many times in the past and wouldn't want to repeat it. Do you maybe have links to some of the more detailed posts saved or something?

https://www.tumblr.com/martinblackwoodhater/786373739920113664/as-a-genuine-question-why-dont-you-like-martin?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/martinblackwoodhater/780340855912480768/i-listened-to-173-and-174-and-oh-my-fucking-god?source=share

there’s more but you’ll probably have to search for them yourself if you want them

hermaphrosodomite:

So like what did John do with all the Arthur meat? The cathedral is only made of bones.

meat citadel reveal when? 🤩 #summerhome