hate how every martin fan thinks that they’re the ones doing it in a unique way

they’re not like the uwu soft martin mischaracterisation fans!! they’re not like the big strong mean martin mischaracterisation fans!! they’re a secret third thing that no-one else would ever understand ofc and everyone else is interpreting him wrong ☝️☝️☝️ (sarcasm+mockery)

its just SO pretentious?? like everyone complains about the people who mischaracterise martin but like it can NOT be that prevalent of a problem to justify this level of people wanting to be unique and going “heh… I’m not like THOSE martin fans 😎☝️”

it’s like just shut UP omg i don’t think any of them have ever had an original thought in their life 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ and neither have I but at least I don’t pretend??