You know what bothers me even more than Jonmartin? - Jongerrymartin.

Why do you have to destroy the sancity of my favorite ship by putting Martin in there?

I firmly belive that Gerry is watching events go down from the afterlife, where he throws popcorn on the screen an scowls whenever someone (Martin) bothers his friend Jon (who is the only one that has been granted the usage of the nickname Gerry).

Now if you want Jon and Gerry to be in an OT3, then I would suggest Tim. The doomed by the narrative trio. The "we were always going to end up researching the fears because we were touched by them because we saw what they do to people around us" trio. The goth, the nerd, the jock. This way, at least someone in the relationship knows how to flirt or do dating

i don’t like shipping anyone w jon but like… objectively i can appreciate this. and ughhh so true w the first bit, martin just does NOT need to be butting in to everything. leave that bitch in the lonely 🙅‍♂️