Martin Blackwood the kinda guy to be really into greek mythology but. He would water it down to "omg ancient gays!!! Man i wish i was alive back then, it was all so sexyyy. All the gods were banging eachother haha!". He would also say that if you like ancient Rome you're automatically a nazi

he read percy jackson once as a kid ((and mischaracterised it)) and then thinks he’s an expert. all he talks about is how much zeus sucks as a person and completely misses the whole idea of the like religion or whatever