Martin x Jared solely because Jared is homophobic and it would be so fucking toxic like yes king go bully the boyfriend you don't even like but can't get rid of because he's that much of a curse 🩵

i hate this take

1: jared isn’t homophobic you’re mischaracterizing him ‼️‼️

2: it wouldn’t even be that toxic martin would find a way to still make it boring

3: jared deserves better

4: martin deserves worse

5: i want jared.

6: they just kinda like wouldn’t get together and they definitely wouldn’t stay together because yknow why would they