why is your pou bald

profitvoncapitalism:

Anon.. what a strange question?

First of all…. I do not “have” a pou. I don’t have children and, if I were to, I’m not interested in mating with another member of my species (the dating pool is very slim, and I prefer humans personally.)

If you are asking why I am bald, then I can tell you don’t know the first thing about pous. Listen: all pous are bald. Did you hear me? ALL OF THEM. EVEN the ones with hair… they are just wearing wigs. DUH! Like my clothes, having hair is something some pous choose to do to mimic humans, but they do NOT NATURALLY HAVE IT. And I am not interested in perfectly mimicking humans… I am a pou and I am proud of it buddy. So fuck you

you tell them king