my only argument for your boob post is Martin most definitely has boobs. His sheepish admission of "I'm not the smallest guy" + being described as "positively roomy". Both Alex and Jonny I think have said they imagine him as a bigger guy. Implies he's either fat (at LEAST chubby) or kinda buff. But he seems rather insecure about it in a way that wouldn't make a lot of sense for the latter. Point is he would most likely have at least Some boob, fat or muscle. Unless none of his weight goes to his tits

idk maybe he’s just like tall or smth idk 🥀 ive never seen him as insecure abt his body either like i just don’t see that, especially when he has so much else that he could be insecure about

idk me personally i hc him as having issues with food because like he’s clearly in bad financial situation and he’d feel a lot of guilt over spending money on food for himself rather than his mother and also like i reckon he’d be into the control he gets from going without eating and also like just the idea of his own issues personifying in a way that people can see (because like he does want that as an option even if he also doesn’t want it to happen) so i just lowkey don’t see that for him. plus like you can be fat and have like zero tits - i meant that proportionally to his body i think he has like noticeably little breast tissue