November 2025

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I really didn't want to do this, but I'm annoyed right now.

I do not hate Martin. Not like you do. I'm a bit into season 3 rn, (don't worry, you can say what you want. I'm spoilered to death and back xD), and I haven't found anything hate worthy about him yet. I don't feel strongly about him.

That said, I am not so slowly, but all the more surely starting to hate him just because of the fact that every single time I try to find jonelias fics on ao3, I get jmart fics. The only way I can get around it is by blocking both the jmart and the martin blackwood tag! And even then! I want to read jonelias fics that have martin in them! I want him to suffer in his unrequited crush, I don't mind him!

But every time I fail to filter out these two tags, it's just 'Elias and Jon are I'm an abusive relationship. Luckily, here is Martin to save him!' 'Fantasy AU, Elias keeps Jon locked up and heavily abuses/tortures him. Here's Martin to the rescue!' 'Jon and Elias are in a relationship (that may or may not be abusive), but oh no! Jon's fallen in love with Martin! Good that Elias is such a jerk that he deserved that.' 'Elias fucking raped Jon'?!

I see a long fic with the jmart ship tag in 4th place, far behind jonelias? Doesn't matter. They're still endgame. I see a jonelias fic that's part of a series? Three fics later, the jonelias tag is gone bc Elias was... some flavour of evil and jmart is endgame.

It is so disgustingly annoying, and it is genuinely making me hate Martin. I am this close to writing a fic where Jmart are in an abusive relationship (you're giving me so much ammunition to work with there) and Elias is the one to save Jon, or maybe he's the one Jon falls in love and cheats with, idk yet...

(Sorry for the long ask. If I remember correctly from skimming your blog, you're not really a jonelias fan, so this may be completely uninteresting to you, but I just tried looking for fics again, and I got so angry that I needed to vent. I hope you don't mind πŸ˜…)

omg i knowwww and like on a similar vein to this like i’ve blocked the jmart tags and everything here because like i just don’t wanna see that but then so many people clog up random ships with those tags and somehow it’s STILL a problem i have to see 😭 like leave me alone bro stay in your lane πŸ₯€

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i do feel bad for the magnus fandom on tiktok because like on every vid half the comments are the same copypastas omg πŸ’€

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Is this a joke account or do you really hate Martin Blackwood from the horror podcast The Magnus Archives that much?

obviously real he pmo

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are you /serious or /joking I can't tell LMAO

I support your dislike, but are you like, super serious about it? Because sometimes it sounds like you don't hate him that much ??? sorry i'm mega autistic (i love martin btw)

im serious in that he pmo so bad. sometimes i exaggerate a bit tho


i don’t need to know if you like martin btw 😭

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I can't with these people 😭😭not only are they asking you a very meaningless question (well obviously you hate martin otherwise you wouldn't have this blog and obviously it's not that deep cause the majority of your posts are really unserious. Whether it's all an elaborate bit or you really dislike a fictional guy it doesn't matter cause it doesn't affect them in the slightest) but they feel the need to overexplain themselves cause god forbid they come off as anything else than a sweet clueless child.

I dont know about you but if i were the one to send a random blog an **anonymous** ask i don't think it would be necessary to explain that im autistic and dont know how to read tone (the answer to their question is in the blog plus YOUVE BEEN ASKED THAT EXACT QUESTION SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY, if they actually cared they could just dedicate a few minutes to scrolling ur blog) and also they highlight how much of a cutie sweetie pie lovely boy martin is and how hes actually my favourite character. Youre exposing yourself to a stranger on the internet for no reason. I know youre just a silly guy mr hater but anyone else could take that as an invitation to insult the asker and theyre kiiinda putting a target on their forehead telling a stranger all that. On the internet you need to take care of your own safety

Sorryyy lol this turned into a meaningless rant i just had to vent. The lack of self-preservation instinct in young teens online has been annoying me for a long time..... its grinding my gears how so many people here feel the need to justify everything they say when its just unnecessary and in the worst case can cause them harm and in the best case can lead to them being called out for their ignorance. Why are you sending an ANONYMOUS ask to martinblackwoodhater and offhandedly mentioning you love martin

oh yeah literally and also like idk what people always feel the need to make sure everyone KNOWS they don’t agree with me lmao it’s like buddy you’re chill no one actually gaf about how you feel abt martin over here 😭😭