honestly slept on how much martin’s attitude in relationships is clearly shaped by his mother and it makes him awful in them but fandom doesn’t wanna talk about it because jmart cute 🥀🥀
question: do you hate Martin blackwood as a person or how he's written? Is it like, "I don't like Martin bc he manipulates people and I don't like when people are manipulative" or is it "I don't like the way he was written because it doesn't make sense." Because I can kind of relate to the former because (just not w/ Martin) sometimes there are just characters that I despise for their assholery.
i don’t really think im in a position to criticise the writing and i also just don’t want to do that so mainly i just don’t like him as a person because like he’s just mean 🥀🥀
but like to be fair i do also dislike some of the stuff they did with martin’s character and like i don’t know if it was intentional hypocrisy and like wishy-washy characterisation like on purpose because it’s not something that’s talked about by the fandom really so like when i talk about that for example i don’t really know myself what im criticising, but im gonna say that it’s just the persona of martin as a fictional character that im hating on because like i just don’t want to be negative about real peoples work really, and like i think to be fair the characterisation of martin as like deliberately unlikable is done very well if it’s on purpose
(basically what i mean is that i don’t know the intent of the writers for a lot of what im criticising about martin and whether it’s a deliberately inconsistent character or just inconsistent writing, but i only really want to criticise the character, so I’ll assume that his flaws are done deliberately)
Would you rather Martin be watered down to only “little uwu tea ball” or “evil gonna Get Your Ass manipulation malewife”, I’ve seen people in the community do both and I’m curious about what you think about it
this is like making me choose between the first 9/11 plane and the second 9/11 plane to be honest
I feel like you havent been htung as passionately as you used to
1: ive said a lot of what i have to say already to be honest i don’t want to get too repetitive (like the rest of the fandom has)
2: ive been doing a lot of my hating in tiktok comment sections nowadays. follow me on there so you can find me in the wild 😜
3: i don’t need as much rage when my takes are so justified and correct 🔥🔥 that can drive people away but when im clearly right and logical they can go wow wow time to join the haters ‼️
4: i am getting old…
hello Martinblackwoodhater it’s Naomi from tiktok i come offering you friendship 🩷 i will free you from the hate in your heart
i would like to see you try
i am SO sorry but i got the notification that you posted something and my first thought was "oh hey, martin updated?"
sir hatesalot it really felt like i called you something derogatory. but i don't actually know what to call you. please help (/silly phrasing intended but also do you just. want to be called hater or what)
what the hell ☹️☹️ most people call me mr hater as a shorthand 🙏 mbwh also works but like mostly online 🙏 sir hatesalot is also approved 🫡
also what the hell why would anyone have notifs on for ME 😨
my foot hurts can you blame martin blackwood for this grievance
yes but can you not do that yourself
People don’t send me pretentious anon hate anymore like they used to do. I fell off and am no longer relevant. Or something
me too omg ??? guys come back please… :(
me when im in a centering myself competition and my opponent is martin blackwood 🥀🥀 him saying this to his boyfriend who’s hand is like literally burnt half off while being surrounded by people who are trapped in an eternal inferno with no escape is kinda weird
I hate myself. Let me take one for the team and date Martin to free up Jon for someone who deserves him more
why do you hate yourself that’s cringe stop doing that 🥀 there is also an easier way to eliminate martin in this hypothetical scenario where he is real…..
realistically tho like if it weren’t for the apocalypse i would give jmart like maybe 3 months tops before they break up. and it’s only taking that long because neither of them wants to actually be the one to cause the official break up. we don’t have to intervene…
I mean true, but then what about the sad folk who Martin ends up getting with next probably through nefarious means. What if they feel trapped in a relationship with him.
i don’t think that would happen. that man has no rizz and no prospects
Okay but my ex was somehow worse than him (which is frankly impressive) and I was still with him mostly out of fear he'd do something irrational if I wasn't until I gave up??
What if he ends up doing that to some poor unsuspecting soul 💔
this feels like you have your own problems to deal with to be honest 😨 martin blackwood is not your ex i hope.
die
So, like, how much of this is genuine character criticism and how much is you just being mad that Jonathan Sims isn't your boyfriend?
guys i don’t actually want to be boyfriends with jonathan sims THAT bad 😭 i think he’s cute and i think i could fix him but my feelings about martin are entirely separate from that 🙏 i am not jealous of martin, but i do really hate how he treats john and i think i could do so so much better 🥀
but also like even if i hated john i would still also hate martin the same amount that i do now 🙏
So, I'd like to hear what exactly are martins sins for you, it's not a view I see often and I think it could be a fun read, but I realize that you must have expressed your thoughts on topic many times in the past and wouldn't want to repeat it. Do you maybe have links to some of the more detailed posts saved or something?
there’s more but you’ll probably have to search for them yourself if you want them