clown-eating-pig:
out of the many tragic parts of martin blackwood’s life, I cannot even imagine how gutted I would be to discover my controversially older crush was actually younger than me.
wait lowkey this has made me feel bad for him. even me.
anytime we hear martin talk about his flaws it just feels like that “well, im a real workaholic 😅☝️” kinda thing you get when asked about weaknesses at a job interview
lowkey like i don’t believe the whole thing of like martin haters hating him because he’s some like profound extension of themselves making them look to deeply at what it means to be known and loved or whatever, but i do actually hate martin more than the others even tho it’s unjustified because like lowkey he’s what i could’ve been if i was a weirdo loser in a bad way rather than being a weirdo loser in a good way. ive gotta hate him to keep me in line tbh if i ever get tempted to relate to martin i know what i have to change
wait martin hit jon when?
eps 169 and 172 (that we know of) and it’s established in episode 173 that this is not necessary at all to get john out of his statement haze and that you can in fact rouse him just as quickly without causing harm at all. (presumably by gently shaking him or something but it’s unclear exactly what martin does) martin is notably unapologetic about hitting his boyfriend each time. and it took him abt 5 seconds to get to a point where he was entirely comfortable with the idea of hitting his boyfriend even in a situation where there are plenty of alternatives and plenty of time to test these alternatives (referring to 172 here specifically because id give him more grace if it happened just once while he was panicking about jude. even if he didn’t seem that panicked.)
i literally don’t understand how no-one except me seems to ever notice this 😭 like not even judgementally im just so baffled by it like can someone pls explain if they have any theories on why they missed it because like it was lowkey soooo jarring for me 😨
(receipts so you can make your own judgment:)
archivalhaven:
moonmerchant:
archivalhaven:
Martin Blackwood hate on Tumblr is so crazy to me man. Of course he’s screwed up, and so is Jon. The whole point is that he is a nuanced character who has been through hell and back. There is no need to actively mess with Martin fans. It just makes you come off like a stereotypical bully in an 80s movie.
Seen a lot of people in the replies referring to one specific person. According to a post they made a few weeks ago, they’re 16. Which I feel explains a lot.
Post by @martinblackwoodhater
I’m seventeen and I’m not out here headcanoning a character as transphobic
lowkey i don’t see why it was a big deal for me to do this 😭 like transphobia exists and transphobic characters exist guys so sorry to burst ur bubble… like good for you you’re not doing that but that doesn’t make you better than me lowkey
i don’t know who these mysterious martin haters that go around harassing pure innocent martin fans are but people love to complain abt them and it’s like girl PLS send them to me🥀 i think people forget there are like 5 people in the fandom who hate martin blackwood and only 2 blogs. where are you finding this evil mob….
