honestly slept on how much martin’s attitude in relationships is clearly shaped by his mother and it makes him awful in them but fandom doesn’t wanna talk about it because jmart cute 🥀🥀
me when im in a centering myself competition and my opponent is martin blackwood 🥀🥀 him saying this to his boyfriend who’s hand is like literally burnt half off while being surrounded by people who are trapped in an eternal inferno with no escape is kinda weird
I hate myself. Let me take one for the team and date Martin to free up Jon for someone who deserves him more
why do you hate yourself that’s cringe stop doing that 🥀 there is also an easier way to eliminate martin in this hypothetical scenario where he is real…..
realistically tho like if it weren’t for the apocalypse i would give jmart like maybe 3 months tops before they break up. and it’s only taking that long because neither of them wants to actually be the one to cause the official break up. we don’t have to intervene…
I mean true, but then what about the sad folk who Martin ends up getting with next probably through nefarious means. What if they feel trapped in a relationship with him.
i don’t think that would happen. that man has no rizz and no prospects
Okay but my ex was somehow worse than him (which is frankly impressive) and I was still with him mostly out of fear he'd do something irrational if I wasn't until I gave up??
What if he ends up doing that to some poor unsuspecting soul 💔
this feels like you have your own problems to deal with to be honest 😨 martin blackwood is not your ex i hope.
So, like, how much of this is genuine character criticism and how much is you just being mad that Jonathan Sims isn't your boyfriend?
guys i don’t actually want to be boyfriends with jonathan sims THAT bad 😭 i think he’s cute and i think i could fix him but my feelings about martin are entirely separate from that 🙏 i am not jealous of martin, but i do really hate how he treats john and i think i could do so so much better 🥀
but also like even if i hated john i would still also hate martin the same amount that i do now 🙏