January 2026

martinblackwoodhater:

should i post my tma character tit headcannons or is the world not ready for that yet.. is that too weird…

martin: sombre tit.


these are notably solitary (Lonely) birds, and they’re pretty easy to overlook. they can be territorial with a mate (he’s jealous…), and are relatively bold due to their size. they have “elaborate courtship rituals”, such as getting stuck in The Lonely because of your evil boss and needing your non-evil boss to get you out. they’re classed as least concern (martin’s lowkey doing the best out of all of them the whole time.)


tim: cinereous tit.

these are loud and vocal birds, and they’re typically social and active and alert and sometimes aggressive. (s3 tim. tho he was kinda valid) they were previously defined as subspecies of great tits (tim being defined by danny and then subsequently danny’s death)


sasha: willow tit.

they face pretty extreme population decline (like sasha…) due to habitat loss (like sasha having to run back to her original ‘habitat’ of artifact storage and going 'extinct’ for it. they’re one of the few to excavate their own tree holes for a nest. (remember this…) they’re quiet, often overlooked birds


not!sasha: marsh tit.

these are kinda hard to tell apart from willow tits (were assumed to be the same species for ages) and are also more common, in the same way that the not!sasha gets more frequent lines in the podcast than sasha herself, and that while sasha herself is irreplaceable the entity has like duplicates or those like it - therefore being more common in the world.

they habitate pre-existing tree holes rather than creating smth of their own. (like those that were created by willow tits… 🤫 like exploiting everything sasha had set up and built for herself….🤫)

martinblackwoodhater:

martinblackwoodhater:

martinblackwoodhater:

should i post my tma character tit headcannons or is the world not ready for that yet.. is that too weird…

martin: sombre tit.


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yall should stay tuned for my tma character boob headcannons. do you think the world is ready for that…

tim: blue-footed booby (vocal + dances. desirable. opportunistic breeder.)

sasha: nazca booby

not!sasha: masked booby (looks similar to sasha. engages in ‘antagonistic displays’)

John: peruvian booby (related to + cucked by tim)

martin: brown booby (only child. can be acting in ways sometimes considered parasitic. forced into an unsuited colder habitat.)