I appreciate this account because I too, do not like Martin Blackwood.
He doesn’t deserve Jon.
real real real. jon deserves better i don’t think he even really wanted him
might be an aro!jon truther…. it’s a tempting prospect…….
You know what bothers me even more than Jonmartin? - Jongerrymartin.
Why do you have to destroy the sancity of my favorite ship by putting Martin in there?
I firmly belive that Gerry is watching events go down from the afterlife, where he throws popcorn on the screen an scowls whenever someone (Martin) bothers his friend Jon (who is the only one that has been granted the usage of the nickname Gerry).
Now if you want Jon and Gerry to be in an OT3, then I would suggest Tim. The doomed by the narrative trio. The "we were always going to end up researching the fears because we were touched by them because we saw what they do to people around us" trio. The goth, the nerd, the jock. This way, at least someone in the relationship knows how to flirt or do dating
i don’t like shipping anyone w jon but like… objectively i can appreciate this. and ughhh so true w the first bit, martin just does NOT need to be butting in to everything. leave that bitch in the lonely 🙅♂️
I like the idea of aro Jon, but I also don't want to fall into the thing of making all ace characters also aro, you know? I want him to be in a happy healthy romantic relationship. With me.
real actually. maybe it’s just that none of the other characters are good enough for him….
what so wrong with Martin? is it a Personal preference or just not liking the character in general?
candledotwick:
martinblackwoodhater:
well he’s a little bitch isn’t he
is s1 Jonathan Sims writing this or smth
you are genuinely like the 50th person to make this joke and it wasn’t even particularly good the first time
It pisses me off so bad when people say how much they love martin and then turn around and hate on jon. Like babess those are both highly complex, flawed characters that undergo many developments throughout the story and you CANNOT form an opinion on them based solely on vibes plus the three episodes you actually bothered to pay attention to. This isnt heartstopper
but my blorbos 😧😧 but my cute gay blorbos 😢 and one is a scrunkly scrawny twink and the other is a fluffy fat man ☝️☝️ that is all you need to know. and the fat one is baby and he can never hurt anyone of course🥺. except when he does hurt people. but then he’s just cool and badass and sexy 💡💡
Sorry to bother you but there's this little thing that's been pissing me off:
Not really the behaviour of a loving, caring partner, now is it?
you could never bother me don’t be silly
and ughhh you’re so right, martin be nice to his boyfriend challenge: Level impossible apparently. he has such a weird superiority feeling thing over Jon in s5 and it’s just like ?? ,what??
