June 2025

If I murder martin can I get infinite michael shelleys to sacrifice to stop a ritual that wouldn't work anyway in order to make the michael fans go through the 5 stages of grief again when the events of episode 101 unfold once more with each new michael who trusts gertrude and ventures into the distortion only to become it again, forcing an identity upon a door

erm sorry not really in my control

What if martin blackwood had an iphone

i bet he does actually. not me tho y'all stay safe 🙏

What if martin blackwood sold spell jars on etsy

i wishm…. jane prentiss come back to me

What if martin blackwood was into crypto

what if he invented a new type and he called it martcoin what would you do

I agree with everything you say so completely, I still stan Martin tho. He's a selfish bitch, no lie, he's just my favourite selfish bitch. What are you thoughts on this angle? (im curious)

thefredestfred:

martinblackwoodhater:

possibly my least favourite type of people. every comment said like this is like another small 9/11 to me

BRO HE’S SO HUGGABLE!!!!

1: that’s not true he would hate you

2: im suspicious you’re only saying that because everyone thinks he’s fat

3: what are you doing here on the martin blackwood hate account how did you expect me to react here