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Say more about your hate for serial divorcees lonelyeyes. Theres hating potential there that i am yet to see

kairos-polaris:

> thank you so much for the question, I love being a hater and I love when I can explain why I hate something

> so there are layer to why I hate the serial divorcees joke. it’s a harmless joke but it does get repeated constantly. everywhere. not only am I sick of it but also I do believe it influences the way people write their dynamic. in those jokes Elias is always the one asking for divorce for any small reason, acting “emotional”. I don’t think I need to explain why that’s not really a good thing when combined with the common stereotype of Elias being a flamboyant gay (another ooc fanon that I am sick of). there is also an aspect of how the villains can’t be in a loving relationship, they are in a pantomime of one, a joke of a relationship

> I also don’t think either Peter or Elias would waste their time on something like that. I can’t imagine they care for each other like that. I don’t think Elias likes anyone other than himself (and even when it comes to Jon, what he likes about him is their common traits and he gets irritated when Jon doesn’t fall into his neat plan). I also personally believe a miserable loveless marriage would feed the Foresaken more than constant divorces. take it as you will

> I also think marriage is too big of a commitment for either of them and they don’t like each other enough for it. I imagine them having an affair like. twenty years pre canon. and then it inevitably soured once they got bored of each other. also they’d both have to be very careful around each other, Peter as a creature of the Lonely doesn’t want to be seen and Elias is actually an incredibly lonely person so he’d have to be careful to not become food for the Foresaken

> I like lonelyeyes but only a very specific version of them that exists in my head when I forget about the fanon