2025-06-01 0:05:18 ¶ ●

Remember when that one christmas themed helluva boss episode came out and all tma fans lost their minds because it had a gay couple that was “literally jmart” and it was like a skinny brownish twink and a chubby blonde guy. That was odd

2025-06-03 0:37:54 ¶ ●

No guys you dont get it the whole point of the magnus archives is that there are monsters in england and london is evil

2025-06-05 20:07:22 ¶ ●

Was it ever stated that helen distortion is a black woman. This hit me rn

2025-06-07 18:56:18 ¶ ●

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I keep finding gerryjonmartin fics and I won't yuck someone's yum to their face but there's not a single bone in my body that believes that would EVER work and it's mostly because of martin

I’ve talked about it before. It’s just fans slapping their two favourite pairings together without caring for the characters as separate people. But it’s mostly jmart shippers so it’s no surprise they care more for the characters’ designs and fitting them into a gay polycule rather than making the whole thing cohesive. It’s treated as an extension of jmart, they see themselves in Martin, and the only reason they don’t skip straight to shipping gerrymartin is because even they are aware that the ship would make absolutely zero sense. So they need Jon as a binding agent

2025-06-07 21:17:52 ¶ ●

I respect yall headcanoning Gerry as goth cause it’s sexy obviously but you forget that he’s canonically a metalhead. It’s in the scripture

2025-06-08 15:53:15 ¶ ●

To whoever wrote the jurgen leitner rant: there is a special place in hell for you and it’s called the forever ikea maze

2025-06-09 10:38:17 ¶ ●

Jon and Gerry on a smoke break am I right or am I right

2025-06-12 19:12:31 ¶ ●

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late to this but as a black tma fan the fact one of the only characters thats near-unanimously depicted as a black woman is the canonically tory real estate agent is ummm well i feel a certain way about it. not only does most of the main cast usually get depicted as white or ambiguously brown but of the couple side characters who are depicted as explicitly black one of them is a reactionary? it really seems like some fans thought they needed to design *someone* as black to not look racist and just picked a side character at random without any thought put into it.

Wait you’re so right. It’s both quite strange and completely predictable, considering that the show peaked during covid and the majority of the fans were young white queers drooling over (gay) representation.

You have a few canonically black characters like Anabelle, and yet fans instead decided to take one of the characters least likely to be black (if you take their canon political views into consideration) and made them black for some reason. Possibly only so that the two Distortions contrast, since it has no other nareative significance from a fan point of view, and Michael is universally depicted as a skinny blonde twig.

Same as making Martin “the police would never do anything bad” Blackwood black

2025-06-13 9:42:47 ¶ ●

It’s kinda hilarious that every few months I will see a post saying “I had this funny fanart idea for Jon” and it’s always “ceaseless watcher are you seeing this shit”. This fandom is going in a wretched circle

2025-06-13 13:18:05 ¶ ●

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I very much agree with those points but would like to say that I think most Helen-Distortion designs are very, very pretty. Would you say it's wrong to enjoy them?

Idk man i don’t think I have the right to judge that. Do whatever you want just do it away from me

2025-06-13 18:26:11 ¶ ●

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While we're talking about popular fanon character designs that people maybe didn't think through, as a butch lesbian I'm not quite sure how I feel about the fandom deciding Daisy is the only woman in the cast they'll consistently portray as masc? I actually pictured her as relatively feminine while I was listening because of that line about her enjoying having a "soft" flower themed nickname. Did we just decide Daisy is the token butch because she flies into murderous police brutality rages? Because that's not...great.

Yes on GOD!!! I’m almost certain I’ve already made several posts about this exact thing, but I can’t find them now so I’m gonna say it again.

Daisy canonically enjoys feminine things. But the fans wanted to squeeze her into a lesbian pairing, and since she’s known to enjoy violence, they all jumped to the assumption that violence = masculinity. Which is both mischaracterization in regards of her character and just straight up an AWFUL stereotype. SHE’S NOT EVEN A BUTCH IN CANON!

I just had a realization regarding TMA fan character portrayals in general. Gonna make a separate post about it

2025-06-13 18:32:06 ¶ ●

I despise the popularized fanon tma character designs with my whole heart because they’re just. Awfully stereotypical at times. But they are the only thing people will recognize so anytime I have a banging fanart idea I HAVE to draw the fanon version of a character. Plus my own private version of them disintegrated the moment I saw the fanon designs

2025-06-16 1:02:02 ¶ ●

Jane should’ve been at the clubbbbb

2025-06-17 15:26:25 ¶ ●

Seeing people say “the tma fandom” is so funny to me. The the magnus archives

2025-06-18 15:24:51 ¶ ●

This still kills me. Why would he say that

MAG 174 “The Great Beast”

MAG 166 “The Worms”

I thought yall said Martin was a caring and compassionate partner to Jon. Ok so what’s this then. Where’s the kindness and compassion. Did he not have even an ounce of empathy to spare

But noo guys it’s okay cause it was implied that they kissed right after!! The only parts that count are the few explicitly romantic gestures right???

2025-06-18 15:52:31 ¶ ●

Every time I go into into tma tags on tumblr I am forced to play a fun little game called “How Much Untagged JonMartin Will I See”

2025-06-25 19:09:45 ¶ ●

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pride month means there will be an uptick in supremely unfunny gay homophobic elias jokes, as well as bad jonmartin takes

Is this hating on me I don’t get it