2025-03-04 0:32:41 ¶ ● ⬈

martinblackwoodhater:

> martin blackwood deffo had a freak character ai phase where he’d be like “heh… at least the bots don’t leave me… :)” and he wouldn’t actually talk to any real person for months. that’s actually his Lonely phase in my mind. that’s what happened s4. it is canon.

You’re right as usual xoxo

2025-03-04 18:41:18 ¶ ● ⬈

martinblackwoodhater:

> martin blackwood gives AWFUL head. he just kinda sits there and doesn’t put the effort in. that guy does NOT know how to please a man.

So true. I feel it in my soul

2025-03-09 21:10:24 ¶ ●

Martin’s so caught up in his self-loathing that anytime he manages to pin down a genuine flaw of his, he brushes it off as irrational and overexaggerated. Like yeah man I’m glad you realized your own issues in MAG 186! Now you can try and work on yourself! But nooo of course it’s just the depression talking and also you’re totally perfect and cool and sexy and you deserve to be rude to people just because you can!! Being mean to your boyfriend for things out of his control really showcases your growth as a person!!

2025-03-28 21:33:46 ¶ ●

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be more evil.

How? Do you want me to torture Martin in increasingly cartoonish ways? Throw rotten tomatoes at his fans? What are my options here. Help me out boss you’re the experienced one