2026-02-06 15:09:58 ¶ ●

Since two of my dearest mutuals care. Here are all tma-related urls I could come up with that weren't taken plus an unnecessary explanation for each of them. Under the cut cause it got long

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"statements-end": classic. Tma-related but also nonspecific. Focused on the podcast being finished. One of my faves

"janeprentissenthusiast": jane is one of my favourite characters I ♡ her

"helendistorted": same as above plus a super secret more personal reason that I won't share

"from-the-heights": ex altiora was already taken

"alivingchronicleofterror": relates to the Archivist. I love Jon and talk about him constantly so it would fit my blog contents

"archives-of-fear": pretty much same as above. Slightly more cringe though

"gerry-klucz": gerry *key*

"buried-eyes": I just like the rhythm of it. Other than that it's a nothingburger

"horrortea": sums up the average tma fan. Very cringe but not *that* bad

"znieksztalcona": "distorted"(fem). I'm just a casual enjoyer of the spiral though so it's not very fitting

"tapesandthoughts": tapes are the core element of the podcast. Pleasantly vague but also cringe. Makes me think of Martin recording his poetry for the "lo-fi vibe" (bad)

"first-hunt": my favourite tma episode. I really love the suspicious hiker...

"gruesomeheights": most variations of "literary heights" were taken

To sum up most of these are mediocre but I can't be martinblackwoodhaterfan forever it's too LONG. Just "martinblackwoodhater" is pushing it and the three additional letters only make it worse. No matter what I'll end up changing it to I'll still remain mr hater's fan in spirit

## so. which one?

- statements-end
- janeprentissenthusiast
- helendistorted
- from-the-heights
- alivingchronicleofterror
- archives-of-fear
- gerry-klucz
- horrortea
- znieksztalcona
- tapesandthoughts
- first-hunt
- gruesomeheight

Ran out of poll answers. Sacrificing buried-eyes since it's lame