Do you think Martin ever heard the tapes of Jon talking about Gerry? I'd assume not, but oh my god, if he was jealous over Oliver, these would be new levels. Untapped levels of Martin Blackwood's jealous ass. Tbh I don't like canon teaholding so I'm perfectly fine with fanon JonGerry melodrama.
"That'll be our Gerard 🥰" Yeah okay Jon you'd better hope your awful boyfriend doesn't hear you.