November 2025

Anonymous asked:

I just finished listening to the entire podcast on YouTube and all the comments were hyping Martin and jmart in general up since the beginning but when I was actually listening to their dialogues and their interactions it was just so, alright?

Maybe I’m taking crazy but it feels weird to me that the main relationship in the story is built upon the fact that they were really the other’s only available option that is “morally correct,” rather than a deeper connection and attraction of not only on what the other represented in the past but also their developing attitudes and characteristic as the story progresses as their humanity gets ripped from them, in summary, they suck at adapting to their new situation which I find very frustrating but I guess is realistic, that it leaves Jon to be in such a distressing state and prolonged in accepting his new situation of no longer being fully human. If he just had a more supportive network of people with an actual brain that can think for a second to maybe not blame the guy who wasn’t even present when they joined the institute, so much of canon could have gone about a lot better.

One could argue that this lack of development stems from the fact that they’re in the middle of the apocalypse, and that we don’t hear the full nuance  of their relationship because of how the podcast’s narrative is with the statements being the focal point, which is fair, but they’re a lot of apocalyptic settings type narratives with two male characters that aren’t even official, but have more of an engaging dynamic than jmart, take the pairing of joongdok from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint for example, reading the actual novel it’s oblivious that none of the fandom ships will be canon but their interactions are such a hook and tragic that the readers are left longing for more of /them/, those two characters who as individuals are already compelling but when at each other’s side, no one can argue that they make a good team with or without the shipping lenses, and this is still clear even after arcs where they dont even see each other for YEARS, while jmart is glued at the hips for a lot of the later seasons and is still giving a passing grade.

For jmart, even after listening to the podcast, people long for the fanon version they made up because the actual content material leaves us with something so plain it could rival the UK’s entire cuisine.

If ONLY they didn’t forced this codependency with jmart and allow for Jon to explore in having different dynamics with the other characters more which relationships would actually stay relevant to the story and not have all of them follow the same mindset of blame Jon and ditching him, well, with Martin. It’s such a missed opportunity, Jonny Sims let me be the devil on your shoulder if you ever decide to write an alternate universe.

I would have loved if we got more of Jon and Elias/Jonah instead, for the main character and focal antagonist’s relationship to be sidelined as it was in the podcast drives me up the wall because these two are genuinely the only ones in that cast keeping me engaged with the story, build upon multitudes of parallels and a raw sense of understanding that you could taste and bite into whenever they interact and do their little mind games. See I don’t even want JonElias to be in a relationship with each other in canon, they just need to be in each other’s orbit, physically and mentally.

ok wow that’s a lot, sorry if some of this doesn’t makes sense I’m just writing down everything on my mind as quickly as possible. - 🪸

You said basically everything I've been posting about since starting this account so there's not much for me to add.

I'll just say - I will forever remain a jmart hater because not only was that underdeveloped relationship the focus of an entire season and the whole podcast's ending, it's also the main if not the only thing tma fans talk about. It could've been compelling and interesting but the execution was not it. These two barely talked before s5 and so having them suddenly become a couple in the beginning of the last season was hinged on the assumption that you already shipped them. Which I didn't. And then the emotional aspect of the ending was also hinged on the assumption that you cared about these two - as a unit - ending up somewhere else. And I did not care at all

Anonymous asked:

Also when I said that I wished Jon had longer relevant dynamics with other characters that differ in some way doesn’t mean that I want him to like, come out of it being the fanon depiction of him in domestic bliss. No, Jon being tortured is what I signed and waited in line for, with the safety bar set in place for my comfort and enjoyment, not his, this man is meant to walk through the horrors and come out as something so out of left field that it’ll leave readers scarred and stop the video to walk around their rooms to contemplate on what they just heard. - 🪸

See that's a problem. We could have had all the interesting fear-related horrors happening but all we got was two coworkers in a relationship arguing. Jon going Mahtin it all horrible and I feel scared and guilty for what I've caused and I have to witness it all and Martin responding Oh Jon I love you but can you stop telling me this it makes me uncomfortable and also I'll keep making off handed comments about how all avatars are pure evil which coincidentally includes you but not me of course cause everyone conveniently forgot I serve the Lonely. This is an overexaggeration if you couldn't tell btw

All season 5 had to offer was a romantic relationship. And it wasn't even related to the omnipresent horrors are you kidding me

Something hit me rn. The reason why the s5 ending irritates me as much as it does is because it's framed as good and hopeful, cause "Jon and Martin might've ended up somewhere else" and THAT is what most fans focus on, the hope that "my cuties might end up somewhere else and be happy together 🥺🥹🥹 they're happy somewhere else 🥹🥹" and not on the fact that 1) the choice to doom countless other universes to **maybe** save their own was very selfish and 2) Martin went behind Jon's back and stripped him of the only choice he could've made without being manipulated in the entire podcast. And then made him go along with the plan of the entity that orchestrated his entire life. "My babies are happy somewhere else right???" After that kind of lack of communication from either sides?? Yeah I'm sure. They're definitely happily married and live in a cottage house with three cats. If that's what you find most compelling in a horror fiction podcast

Aromantic Gerry Keay because I said so

I keep forgetting I'm one of the few fans whose mind and soul were completely consumed by tma. I go anywhere online to look for fandom content and realize ohhhh so you guys only care about opposite aesthetic gay people. The average person getting into a horror fiction podcast does not care about the horror fiction

I fully support Jon being mean to Martin in fact I think he should've been meaner

Heyy so you know how Jon keeps losing everything he has. His friends. His family. His personal belongings. Parts of his body. Parts of himself. You know how Martin has always kept everyone at a comfortable distance. How he's grown accustomed to the feeling of alienation he feels inside.

What if. Being together brings them comfort. Because they know that eventually, one day, they will both leave. Martin will disappear. He'll distance himself so far from everything that troubles him that he'll be too far for Jon to reach out to. Jon will turn away. The guilt, the hunger, the profound sense of otherness will consume him and he will seek a place to hide like an animal feeling its end drawing near. The distance between them will grow so large they won't be able to reach out and pull each other close once again. And they will be left with nothing one more time. Just as it always had been.

The moment Jon and Martin got in a relationship they both saw only its inevitable end. Every gesture, every word tainted with the feeling that this won't last. Let's hold hands for as long as we can, because we both know we want to let go.

Jon and Martin and the dead wife trope. They are both the widower and see the other as their lost loved one.

They never truly knew one another. They look each other in the face and see a ghost of a nonexistent person

Headcanon #1: being in the position of the Archivist gives you the miraculous ability to put your hair in a messy bun perfectly every time

As you may know i dont like martin but i gotta admit i have a quiet fondness for ppl who used to headcanon him as polish. It was so obvious none of them spoke the language too. Stumbling through the sentences with google translate in hand..... i dont get it!! Why do u find this appealing if its not relatable to u!! It was sort of fascinating.

Nobody gaf anymore tho. The polish martin tag is silent and empty. Maybe its for the best

Jonathan Sims has very low pain tolerance. It's true one hundred percent you can trust me on this

neurodievirg7n asked:

Recently i've being seing alot of antishiping proshiping discourse on tiktok against my will again, and with it i realised that i don't really hate Martin or Jmart, i just hate when their fanon versions are seen as canon. Like, i'm a big Elias/Jonah fan, and i often be saying shit like "He's so babygirl" "He did nothing wrong" etc, in a joking way, so it's hypocritical of me to criticise Martin fans for doing the same. But the problem is that TMA is one of those fandoms where the fans have divorced the characters so much from the original source that i'm not really sure if they're just babyfing Martin the same way i do Elias or if they legit think he's a "small bean" in the podcast. Idk if i worded this the best way

I get it. Martin's treated like a stereotypical sweetheart can-do-no-wrong cinnamon roll or just straight up like a self-insert, and jonmartin as a pairing are made to be a generic opposite aesthetics mlm ship #247 and I know this kind of thing happens with fandoms in general but jesus christ

I'm biased cause imo them being canon and the focus in both the last season and the whole podcast's ending was awful. But that aside, they had potential to be explored in fanworks (I mean it wasn't all that in the podcast itself but you could dig deeper if you fancied) but the vast majority of jmart works are just fix-its or some scottish cottage or slowburn office romance or flowershop aus. And that is so boring and generic and untrue to their characters. "What if we took a horror fiction podcast and removed all the creepy icky stuff and left only cute gays in love" that is nothing. You removed the main elements of the thing

Butchfemme daisira but Basira is the butch one and Daisy is the femme one. You agree