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gazing into the distance wistfully
<- bit of a strong word but this belongs in the tag ig
<- fave tag
<- for organization purposes
<- i mean i guess?
<- i think?
<- it's not even a proper tag lol
<- kinda
<- kinda?
<- prev
<- prev so real
<- prev tags
<- since its his tag
<- sort of
<- these hashtags are so silly
<-kinda?
<-maintagging so youre forced to look at my brilliant headcanon
<-prev
<-prev lmaoo real
<-prev tags
<-sort of?
<-this is such a dumb name. i thought jmart sucks but this is worse
(also i hate to say but gay marriage would have been legal for 3 years in universe. they wouldn't have had the time to get married lol)
(i might be misremembering tho)
(jude perry domain and sudden shift of responsibility because msrtin was ummm afraid of fire
*nodding enthusiastically*
*roaring applause*
*this bit of hypocrisy also infuriates me
*voice of a guy whos really into the magnus archives* getting real tma vibes from this.....
Grow up and stop treating characters like people and real people like characters.
HATE s5 martin.
HE WANTS TO ATONE FOR HIS BIGGEST SIN
HOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIT!!!!
Hating a character isn't morally wrong but harassing a minor online is.
JON SIMS
JONATHAN SIMS ‼️‼️‼️
SURVIVING
The way people behave towards the martinblackwoodhater blog is outright harassment.
WHEN TEXTUALLY IT WASN’T
YES
YOU GET IT
a hundred times yes
a lot of people treat him like hes their self insert
a pain in the ass to have to put up with
a relationship whose foundation is mutual fear of separation rather than love
about these two dying.
absolutely completely true and real
abt that one jonah bodyhopping trans elias post addition
actually a week is generous. he would be dead within 24 hrs
after s5 there's no consistence to martin's character. he's just There
agnes montague
agnes montague tma
agreed
alice daisy tonner
alice tonner
alphonse mucha
already reblogged this once but idc
also (thats just the way i see it) but agnes didnt *want* to serve the fear like peter did
also WHAT was the reason for adding the cult. what did they add to the story
also about that last part: these kinda eps are hinged on the assumption that most fans care about This Character in particular
also if you absolutely HAD to include a fear-related graphic element then why not the hunt??
also jane prentiss was so real
also oliver banks fed the end even before his death and truly becoming im pretty sure
also the fact that he called jon a monster by extension and just. doesnt care.
also the statements were less scary. there was no real buildup to the horror it was just ehhh. but thats my opinion
also was it ever truly defined what does one need to do in order to become an avatar?
also what kinda archivist would he be if he believed every story about dead relatives voices and foggy cemeteries. please
always say what we were supposed to believe
amazing
an example of my hysteria
and HE WASN'T EVEN THAT MEAN!!
and I dont mean in a “undermining jonahs plan” way i mean in a “dead within a week” way
and a mean mom
and act like it was what the narrative showed
and all that could serve to make him interesting. but theres also something to be said about martins fanon portrayal
and annoying me
and completely disregarded their personalities?????
and considering the characters' personalities and the way they are written
and contempt is poison for relationship
and even the choice at the end of the podcast is ripped away from his hands. the others made that choice for him. they made him go along
and generally undecided whether to act like a wounded fearing softie
and getting treated like an idiot
and god thats infuriating
and he gets shitty treatment from the fans.
and he never has to take responsibility for that. for some reason
and hes dead and bound to a cursed book for fucks sake
and honestly i wouldnt blame him. having to wake up at 6 am every day and only seeing those blocks of concrete in the morning fog
and i am being at least semi respectful about it
and i am proud to say that i have become a hunt!tim fan
and i am so sorry
and i cant bring myself to like them
and i do not care about him
and i grow even more bitter than before
and i hate hate hate it
and i like that a lot
and i mean EVERYONE.
and i no longer have free time that i could spend on fixing it
and i think jmart is exactly that
and if i said the attitude towards jonah was homophobia
and im not even the main guy lmao
and im not talking about your autism headcanons. every single male character you deem awkward or “other” is headcanoned as autistic
and it goes on for a season straight. and he doesnt even TRY to change for the better! the issue is never addressed!
and it wasnt nice because jon was literally out of it for most of it
and its not like im even posting much martin hate anymore
and its not true its not true its just mischaracterizing
and jon is a poor innocent meow meow because people infantilize asexuals
and jonah magnus - his whole thing was that he feared death. the reason for his bodyhopping.
and look at him through the lens of their own personality
and more an issue with writing
and no hes not your poor little meowmeow hes a sacrifice groomed all the way from his childhood
and no matter what i do i cant seem to free myself from it
and not because of any bugs
and not even in a sexy way
and now youre agreeing with me?! im winningg
and on top of that hes the fan favourite too
and one of them is mike
and ooh good cows
and people rarely ever do
and regularly sending them into the lonely
and s5 and jmart
and still i know the bastard better than you
and suddenly theyre deeply in love with one another
and that is clicking on a post tagged as jmart only to see it was a nice jon drawing that i would have otherwise missed
and that is what i talked about in my post
and that it looks awesome or something
and thats too much for most of you apparently
and thats why most of tma fics set in season five are unreadable
and the actual character personality
and the fandom literally making stuff up to support their idea of the ship is just the cherry on top. its infuriating
and the ship itself isnt really “shitty” because its toxic
and then forgetting where it went
and then he got upset when jon DARED to enjoy having power to destroy when it was MARTIN who encouraged him to continue his killing spree??
and then makes him go along the webs plan at the last second. condemning countless other universes to the same fate
and then suddenly they all made a 180 turn and forbade him from killing himself to save the entire world. ok
and then wonder why the lonely bores me to tears
and they are painfully aware of that fact
and they decide to take it as a personal blow
and they dont see ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES THAT
and they end up somewhere else :-)
and they kill jonah magnus and martin is so in love with jon that he cant leave him and so he helps jon kill himself!
and they never have to acknowledge that their judgement is misguided
and they wouldnt all live happily ever after. that would not happen ever
and using him like a tool for his own petty revenge streak
and would like to learn more about them
and yeah if i were jon i wouldve felt the same. if martin actually had all these qualifications he claimed to have
and yet he never had to actually face any consequences for that and it was brushed off cause “he suffered in his own domain too”
and yet those people see your act
and yknow whats hilarious?
and you know whats the funniest?
and. well.
angel jon
angel jon with wings made of web.....
anon is right on the money!!!
anonymous asks
another one of my Least Favourite Fandom Stereotypes right next to Leitner being a big evil hate-filled villain
anti jm
anti jmart
anti jonmartin
anti martin blackwood
anywaaaay this took me far too long
anyway
arcane
aroace jon beloved
art
artists on tumblr
as a bonus you could connect older michael with gerrys lack of a proper parental figure or something. make it weirddddd♡♡♡
as if jon doesn't have a domain!
as in the spiral is them.
as jon killed the people martin didnt personally like. but when it started to make him uncomfortable he turned it around as if it was all
as you may have guessed
asexuality on some queer identities wiki page and call it a day. too few people actually see and analyze jon as a whole and not just a
ask
assuming theyre still operating within smirkes fourteen which im pretty sure they are
atp i need to ignore everything tma fans do and say in order to protect my peace of mind cause how are so many of you wrong all the time
atp im wondering if some of you even liked the podcast to begin with if youre just gonna throw away everything that made it interesting
avatar martin blackwood
avatar!tim
awesome post
awful situation
baby boy if he just took the statements at face value he would be dead within a week.
babys first attempt at grayscale to color
banishing you like youre some sort of a demon and theyre a pure-hearted princess destined to cleanse this sacred kingdom
based based based
bashes my head into the wall and dies
basira hussain
basira hussain tma
basira tma
beautifully said
because even if you were really determined to name every single fear ever you just wouldnt be able to
because fear is a very personal thing. multiple people can be afraid of the same thing but each of them experiences that fear differently
because he had depression
because he's simply not the kind of person to do that
because hes evil and theyre not!!!
because the events that we heard in the podcast took place because jon was the person he was
because the villains can't have a proper relationship like the GOOD GUYS
because they are torturing people as if you yourself don't have a domain
beetle you are spot ONNNNN
being given a ready explanation for basically everything that happened up to that point and almost all that happens in the future episodes
believe me i wouldnt be hating so much if i wasnt a fan of tma. im a hater BECAUSE tma has been stuck in my head for several years now
bitinggg
bittersweet memory of safety and familiarity. not having to constantly guess if youre in danger or not.
bla bla blah
bland guy turned asshole
blehhhh
block jmart tags? i still see the ship its just untagged now. try to browse jon tags with all the previously mentioned tags filtered?
boring canon office worker jon is food for the mind. aesthetic dark academia whatevercore long frilly skirt jon is food for the soul
boring joes all the way down. ooh look at my blorbos! a sexy jokester a fat softie a skinny pathetic loser! oh and theres this woman here i
brilliant post
bro your man turned into the literal living archive of all fear and youre gonna tell him to go vomit his horrors elsewhere????????
brother even i dont take this seriously
brutal pipe murder
but all fan content is stereotypes and fanfiction tropes personified
but all he ever does is dehumanize jon. like all the others
but all i see is fog aesthetics
but also i am aware that they had potential as a 'tragic' ship
but disabled jon as a concept is something that is forever very dear to me
but divorce is a law thing. and law things always take a shit ton of time everywhere
but dont pretend like you have some moral high ground
but esp from martin
but everything to do with getting rid of the ones that upset you personally. wowww martin what self growth!!!
but for some reason yall act like you do
but he didn't mean for that to happen. he was just a person
but he wasnt **completely** powerless. its more “victim unwillingly becomes the perpetrator”
but hes a wimp hiding behind his monstrous boyfriend
but i SWEAR ive seen it somewhere
but i dont like martin. and i haaaate the glazers AND the people who woobify him
but i remembered this and felt the need to post abt it again
but i think that its tied to that lack of individuality that jmart becoming canon caused
but idk if i already wasted my only chance or something
but if you think the smirkes fourteen “missed” something you are wrong
but if you treat them like just guidelines then they can be quite useful in just defining the cause/source of fear
but im not here to complain about the writing of jmart and s5. to each their own
but im not sure
but it can be interesting if done correctly
but it just feels wrong to me
but ive seen like five posts calling elias a twink in the span of thirty minutes
but like. they would not have done that in a thousand years
but long walks in the morning mist soothe my forsaken soul“
but making it an AU means there should be a story behind it
but man. did you even listen to the s5 dialogues
but martin gets a free pass for some reason
but michael? living michael? hes not gonna be 22 thats for sure
but no seriously
but noo shes in the right obviously! its ok that she was violent towards everyone
but of course everyone who martin dislikes is plain evil and not redeemable and should die
but of course they werent given enough time to find that out. instead the writers smooshed their faces together and declared them a couple
but of slowly dying due to an incurable illness. both about the state of your body degrading and the inevitable death looming in the distan
but she kiinda seems unable not to take everything personally???
but so is everyone else in this god damn podcast
but still. you people did not give me the chance to actually find that out. since everything jmart-related i see is straight up bullshit
but that doesnt change the fact that jon was horribly mistreated by literally everyone he knew
but that part was so obviously made for the fans
but thats almost all there is for him. not to mention the constant untagged jonmartin everyone has to witness. cant even filter it cause
but thats because martin is an ass
but thats personal
but the ferocity with which some of you defend him makes my blood boil
but the narrative never paints them as bad
but the spiral also manifests in ways OTHER than the distortion.
but then i see people on my dash straight up LYINGGG about the nature of their relationship just so they can make them seem sweet and cuddl
but then theres this stray “the eye is fond of you” line thrown into the mix
but there were also some that just. well. were avatars because it suited them? like peter lukas and simon fairchild. there wasnt anything
but they 'weren't so bad' enough that they were chill with foisting it onto countless universes if it meant they weren't suffering
but they have become my own personal corner in this wretched fandom
but they let martin slide because hes depressed and “hes not a cruel monster like jon”
but this irks me a bit. i had to get it out of my system
but this isnt the first time ive seen it
but this post isnt about jon in a skirt. its about people copying eachother without thought
but u gotta understand its hard to make a good drawing when ur reference is the size of like 20 pixels and blurry
but unlike him she was raised just with that purpose in mind. to serve the desolation and its ritual
but what theyre talking about can not be meaningfully separated from the other categories
but whats with the double standard
but where's the connection to the desolation?
but why is he such a bitch about everything omg
but would you have the guts to kill them yourself?
but you have to acknowledge that they're toxic. otherwise it was all for naught
but. i think jons asexuality is presented by the fandom in this way that somehow isolates it from his personality and experience
by wandering around london and trying to warn people of their demise
byeee you people get on my nerves
calm and collected. and thoughtful
can you tell half of these is just me projecting
can you tell i have no actual clue what this man looks like. i can picture him in my head just fine but when it comes to drawing him? no.
can you tell im hungry
canon ships ruin lives
cant have shit in this fandom
cause according to everyone martin is supoosed to be jons loving and caring boyfriend
cause it makes zeroooo sense
cause it was not her it was the slaughters fault!
cause the podcast cover is green. so the beholding is green. right
cause you dont want risking this relationship. even if youre incompatible even if you dont fit together.
ceaseless watcher
ceaseless watcher are you seeing this shit
changing his mind every five minutes
classify the episodes into fears gave the horrors a “form”..... made them familiar. less unsettling
clocked him
come on. am i meant to filter out the literal name “martin”. come on
considering the fact people were already whispering behind his back abt him not being qualified
constantly seeing lonely posts like “i am sad no one has ever truly loved me i feel empty inside
cool
crazy beef happenned in the comments
criticism
daisira
daisy tma
daisy tonner
daisy tonner tma
dear god
dear god. dear god
dear lorddd yes yes forever yes
deleted most of it cause it was too stupid
depressed man who happens to be ace for representation.
did get some sort of power over others with that. he didnt want it n he was shamed and ostracized for something entirely out of his control
did he even try
did he file the statements improperly? was it trying to digitize the archive?
did his colour wheel metaphor mean nothing to you
digital art
disabled avatar!jon my beloved
dislike martin“ and suchlike
diversity fail! jmart is canon
divorced even before they got married!!!! in fact theyre never getting married!!!!
do i tag tma tho? im gonna tag and see what happens. worst case scenario i get a few urls to add to my blocklist
do something different..... even in the podcast there are different manifestations of the lonely than fog....
do whatever you want forever
do you people even care abt the plot or no
do you see my vision
does this count as
doesnt matter that the survivors in s5 made a very selfish choice purely for their own benefit just like jonah did
dont be afraid to hate. join the dark side 😈😈😈
dont even know if this post. fuckass mountains and no signal at all
dont get me wrong jon in a skirt is a concept thats very dear to me. but that just isnt him
dont look at the url this is genuine
dont mind me
dont start acting like i went into your house and murdered your father with a violin
doorkeay
dream bbq
drew this instead of studying
drowns you in oil for your ignorance
ehhh i dont like how this came out
either pull through with your kill bill thing and ACTUALLY exterminate those “evil monsters”
elias bitchard
elias bouchard
elias bouchard tma
elias it doesnt have to be my ass
elias would not want to get a single divorce. much less several of them
emptying out my drafts
ena
ena dream bbq
enjoy the solitude of the sea while feeding on his crew
entirely correct
even if there werent any fake statements (which there ARE) being skeptical of them is the BEST OPTION.
even their relationship is different
even when you set aside their apocalypse-related problems like jon hating himself and martin hating the “monstrous part of jon”
even worse when jon drsperately trying to reach martin in s4 and the jmart arc in s5 are treated as the moment hes “changed for the better”
every day i try to see jonmartin from a different angle so that maybe i can take back my disdain for them
every other character gets the consequences of their actions tossed into their faces
every ship with martin in it is doomed to be awful and uninteresting
every single time i talk about martin it circles back to him being a shitty boyfriend
every third post in tma tag is just a reworded version of the same thing. calling jon an idiot. doing a goofy summary of the episodes.
every time i see a tma post i have to grit my teeth and scroll past. how are yall so wrong ALL THE TIME?
every time someone calls martin a sweet innocent baby i become stronger and my rage burns even hotter than before
everyone agrees that jon was needlessly mean in s5 but martin gets the fandom favourite treatment
everyone in this podcast SUCKS ASS! and NO ONE ever acknowledges it!!
ew
except for the lonely. its not rlly scary (its one of the fears thats very pwrsonal and depends on ur owm experiences imo)
except he will also occasionally tell jon he loves him and they will kiss and all that is forgiven. for some reason
except i wouldnt say its 'really good'
except since jon is also his partner he acts like he has the monopoly on scolding and berating him
except very few people treat it as something that is a part of jon. its a part of his character you cant just read the definition of
extended sounds of brutal pipe murder
fanart
fandom death spiral
fandom jokingly watered him down to “cold rude incompetent skeptic”. and it feels like most people stopped treating it as a joke
fanon jmart content is all out of character overly-sweet fluff
fanservice ruins lives
featuring my toxic relationship with back lighting (i love it so so much but i suck at drawing it)
feel free to debate me i love arguing
feel free to ignore this dumbass thing
feels so good to be annoying in the fandom tags
fellas is it wrong to be polish in an english speaking fandom
fiction podcast
fine you can do your analysis fine you can speculate about things that were left unsaid. this tho? not only is it not addressed in canon
first time thinking of melanie. kinda nervous
fog. he shouldve stayed in the lonely he shouldve stayed in the lonely he shouldve stayed in the lonely
following the same pattern: does nikola orsinov serve the stranger or is she also a manifestation of it? was it specified in the podcast?
for hours but i think thats enough for now
for someone who doesn't like martin blackwood i sure talk a lot about him huh
for that one person who cared about valentines day tma yuri art
for you to not get at least a bit creative in it
forever mad at the writing of s5
forgot shading is my biggest enemy
found a reference pic and couldnt rest until i created him
fuck
fuckkk
fuckkkk help me..... i cant....stop....projecting....onto this doomed british man......
fuuuuuck
genuinely what did yoy expect
georgie x melanie
gerard keay
gerard keay tma
gerry goth headcanon is sexy as hell
gerry keay
gerry keay tma
gerrymichael
gerrymike
gerrymike being enemies in the same way classmates might be enemies. i kinda hate that guy but we go to the same class so its whatever
get a grip people
glad to see it HAS been said before
gnawing at my hands
go to hell everyone
gonna delete
good for them
goodbye desolation tim we had enough of you. everyone welcome hunt tim
goth gerry keay
great post
green beholding because shitposr drawings dont deserve respect
grrggrghggghhh
grrr
grrrghrrhrrrrrggrr
grrrrgrrrhgg
grrrrwoofbarkkkgrrrrrr
guilty of being a mean and insensitive bitch
guy who hates himself and brings his boyfriend down for traits they share x guy who hates himself and believes he deserves it
had a negative impact on the mystery element of the horror of it all. the statements were still bangers but by giving the fans ways to
happy to see theyre all named cause i remember a while ago u said only two of them had names and it was both eli
hater stuff aside do you really think i just sit in my room teeth gritted fingers on keyboard calling martin fans slurs all day
hater world hater world
hating is good for the soul actually.
he /acts/ like a fool. but he is not one!
he adds exactly nothing
he adds exactly nothing and yet hes the focus of almost two out of the five seasons.
he and peter are constantly divorcing when that just doesn't benefit them at all
he blew up and died. thats it
he couldve holed up in that room himself cause he needed it too!!! i dont know how i missed that
he does not interest me at all
he doesnt give a shit about jon
he got the best deal in the whole apocalypse and cant even appreciate it smh
he got the main character fandom treatment
he got treated horribly by his so called “friends”. he got treated horribly by his boyfriend. he got treated horribly by the writers
he had a whole domain for fucks sake. he absolutely DID feed the lonely
he has flaws
he is a victim! he is also not a perfect victim!
he is oversexualized
he is still a victim but he is still has a certain amount of agency in the harmful actions he took
he is written/drawn as overly effeminate without any thought about the tradition of queercoding the villains
he just gave peter a boat to hang out and swim around
he killed my enjoyment of the podcast
he makes a lot of bad choices!
he nuked the whole podcast
he shouldve been meaner. annoyed offhand comments about martin being incompetent arent enough he shouldve said all that to his face
he shouldve stayed in the lonely for fucks sake
he shouldve stayed in the lonely. he liked it there
he stressed the wrong syllable. it annoys me slightly every time i remember it
he technically served the eye. but bringing about the eyepocalypse absolutely served all the other fears
he was literally right that it made no difference
he was marked by all the fears. he survived them. he lived them. hes the most fear avatar ever. as much as you consider “avatar” a thing
he was so afraid he couldn't think clearly. he had no one by his side in the end. no one to rely on but himself
he will defend jon to everyone and then turn around and hate on him himself
he would NOT bring stuffed animals to his archive job. be serious
he would never tho. jons not THAT mean actually
he would not dress in pinterest grunge darkacademiacore
he would not wear that he would not wear that he would not wear that
he's always excused because ooh his actions were rational!!!!
he's an asshole! its alright to admit it!
he's an asshole. please
headcanons are only okay in tma fandom if you insist on pretending theyre canon apparently
helen distortion
helen distortion tma
helen looks so off but i was too tired to fix her face
helen richardson
hell yeah
hello jon can go fuck itself
helppp
hes absolutely not a twink
hes doing the exact same thing as you. which is existing as an avatar
hes doomed. no matter what
hes either a little helpless baby who cant do anything by himself and needs his big strong boyfiend to help him with basic everyday tasks
hes either the dumbest idiot alive or a poor baby boy who cant do anything by himself
hes everyones punching bag the fanbase included
hes just as harmful as any other person (im talking especially s5. before that he at least had a reason to act the way he did)
hes not a socially awkward gay teenager hes a man in his thirties with an archiving job
hes nothing on his own but hes perfect if youre an insecure queer with a shitty parent
hes only concernod about HIS OWN wellbeing
hes the fan favourite. cmon
hes their beloved sweetheart with no flaws
hes toxic yeah. i will dislike him for that sure.
hi just-another-misfit-lunatic
hi nyasputin
hi wyrmmsun
hilarious honestly
his existence served all the fear that there is. limiting it to just beholding is just ehh
his hypocrisy truly has no bounds
his morals change into whatever is convenient for him at the moment
his personality or when theyre asexual themselves they end up projecting. which is fine. its all fine
his writing is THIS FIRE????🔥🔥🔥🔥
hold my hand. lets use smirkes fourteen categories like colors together ♡
honestly for me it didnt work. almost at all. the thing that made me care about jon was seeing amazing analysis and meta posts on here
honestly thats a really good interpretation
hope you guys have fun with your new jmart moments
how can you look at those silly ass hashtags and actually take me seriously
how he managed to survive all this mental sabotage is beyond me
how many of my own traits can i slap on jonathan sims before it gets obvious?? i dunno but its going stellar so far
hunt tim hunt tim hunt tim
hunt!tim
i <3 tumblr built in photo overlays
i also say it breeds contempt
i am a jon sympathiser i am a jon understander i am a jon apologist
i am aware that it doesnt matter at all. this is just a thought
i am being nice. this is me being nice :-) haha i am one of you guys!! look!!
i am capable of having opinions other than my dislike of martin🤝
i am in pain
i am not immune to popular art ideas .....
i am not speaking from a position of a hater i am speaking from the position of a tma fan
i am not taking tmagp into account. it does not exist to me
i am rendering a drawing
i am sick and tired
i am so done with jonathan archivist sims
i am so sick of that singular line of dialogue
i am so very glad that im not the only one thinking this
i am very defensive of jon and his behaviour. if you couldn't tell
i amso tired this is probably so stupid but right now this is the funniest shit ever. thank you dearest mutual
i block any martin fans that i come across im not making many martin hateposts i avoid maintagging my haterisms
i can feel my brain decaying. who up worming they nest or whateverrrr
i can get behind the distortion appearing young. theres no reason for a dead man to age
i can understand their actions from a logical point of view
i cant even stand to listen to the podcast anymore. why is everyone so fucking mean to him. why are they blaming him for EVERYTHING omg
i cant get inspired by any fanart of jon because it all looks the same and its all very far away from what he mightve actually looked like
i completely forgot about this post. like i dont even remember writing all that. but i was so right
i cooked here im ngl
i could block all the die-hard jmarters. you can block me
i could elaborate but i dont think anyone would gaf
i despise martins childish way of thinking
i despise people calling martin a sweetie
i didnt even notice the decrease in quality of the plot post s3 cause i didnt care about whatever was happening to the crew honestly
i didnt realize the magpod lack of research issue also concerned stuff like that
i don't think i ever reblogged this here
i dont actually care about martin
i dont actually care all that much
i dont caaare about these characters. all their troubles are just shoved into my face
i dont care that you saw fog outside thats not what i browse the fandom tags for
i dont care you can do whatever and its none of my business + i acknowledge that it looks cool on him
i dont even care about trans martin hcs
i dont even care that much but its annoying
i dont even know
i dont get it
i dont get you people
i dont hate jmart because i dont like martin i hate jmart because it makes zero sense
i dont know
i dont know who the man in the drawing is. i hope that the numerous scars and white streaks in his hair are a strong enough jon indicator
i dont like the render actually. pillow shading final boss
i dont mean in a “im better than everyone else” way
i dont mind the person talking about the “purity” fear
i dont really feel like defending jon amd saying he did nothing wrong blah blah
i dont think im understanding this correctly on the account of being really tired. but
i dont think ive read a single jmart fanfic set in the original timeline that chatacterized martin accurately
i dont want to be here i dont want to see hello jon rewritten for the thousandth time i dont want to see brutal pipe murder jokes anymore
i feel incredible compassion towards jon
i feel like im trying to find meaning in something that is inherently irrational. i dont even care that much
i feel sorry for him
i feel the exact same way
i forever hate jmart
i forgot about martins made up qualifications to be honest
i fw u cuz u keep it real 🔥🔥
i get it youre in the fandom majority but can you people at least tag your posts properly i beg of you
i get that making martin the big strong scary avatar who can kill people is sooo cool since everyone wants him to kill
i guess
i guess we'll never know
i had a vision
i hate fans i hate fandom we should all log off and stare at a wall. happy new year
i hate them so much im serious
i have JUST said that
i have a life outside of this. martin hating is just my hobby
i have had ENOUGH of tma analysis posts
i have made a few of my own even
i have nothing to add
i have some thoughts on jongerrymartin that id like to share
i have the same issue with fanon jon designs its just that theyre Not Him. i see the art but i dont see the character in it
i just dont like them much
i just love to think. and talk
i just wanted to be done with it okay
i knew my idea was brilliant but i didnt know that my brilliance would curse me with. notificatio ns
i know that you technically only talked aboutt the lack of interesting martin development
i know this changes nothing. thats just a random thought
i like how you talk about jon. i like your posts and i think theyre what i agree with the most
i like posting
i like this
i listened to the podcast mainly for the short horror stories. and to improve my english a bit
i live for proper hate on their hypocrisy
i love it when people read johnny and ajn to filth about their shit research skills <3
i love it when people say awesome and thoughtful stuff on my posts
i love martin criticism receipts
i love my girls.....
i love repeating myself
i love the color wheel metaphor with my whole heart tho !!!!
i made that post saying jons “transition” to “avatarhood” was like him becoming disabled
i mean oh my goddd fanon martin is inescapable. i block martin tags? i still see him in jmart posts.
i mean. strange fungi? bugs in ears? cmooooon
i might be wrong but that seems like something thats relatively easy to look up
i need the lesbian horse image euthanised
i need them to fight each other i think that would be neat
i need to forget about the magnus archives for good
i need to get more into qprs
i need to kill both of them right now
i only like jmart if its a memory of a relationship long over lowkey.
i only listened to some of the protocol to hear his voice again
i only made this post because i needed to mention worms in mouth. can you tell
i promise no one will deem you a jmart hater
i really wanted to draw something but everything i made looks like straight ass. im posting it anyway tho
i remember vaguely that a whole bunch of avatars became them because they died. jude perry. mike crew. oliver banks. jon sims
i saw your blog a couple of times and you seemed cool
i should appreciate basira more tbh. she is so fucked up
i still dont know how jon looks like btw. i think about him regularly! but whenever i try to imagine him
i still dont know what was the reason for this
i still stand by this
i tend to force myself to ignore the things that piss me off now. dont have much strength to write paragraphs justifying my anger
i think i made this exact post a couple months ago but i cant find it
i think that would be funny im ngl. might start doing that for realsies
i think that would be great
i thought the fact that people like us (:3) spend their time hating on a guy that doesnt exist
i used to love helen a lot
i want them dead i want them all dead. and i want jon happy
i want to kill
i was kind of okay with him for a while but him acting so high and mighty with the guy he claims to love
i was supposed to take a break from posting
i was thinking sasha
i was vagueing about the “c u next tuesday”-esque anons you got a while ago
i will keep talking about martin until i finally manage to pin the exact thing i hate about him. i think im getting pretty close
i will remain a martin hater forever tho
i wish s5 didnt exist im ngl
i would be such a perfect victim for the corruption
i would say its less his fault as a character
i wouldnt be as much of a hater if i wasnt subjected to untagged ooc jmart all the time
i wouldnt even be a hater if it wasnt for you people making shit up cause you cant handle a relationship thats making both sides worse
i ♡ doodling on my phone. fun way to kill time waiting for your doctors appointment
i ♡ projecting
id even go as far as to say agnes and peter are on the opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to serving their patrons
idk
idk abt basira but femme daisy is literally canon
idk guyss i think the entity of not being able to trust your own perception of the world miight not be telling the truth. crazy right
idk. i wanna regain my love for helen but not sure how
idk. this has been like. a bit of a bother for me? not the userboxes. the fact that people forget how rare succesfully serving an entity us
if MARTIN were to be the archivist then he would fuck shit up severely
if all of you get to make one sentence shitposts then so do i
if anyone comes at me with a “ummm they are very complicated actually and tma tells a story of people in need supporting eachother”
if by some strange accident martin became an avatar
if he believed them from the start then people would probably just call him a gullible idiot. he cant win
if im being completely honest i hoped this would happen secretly
if needed. if just for a sliver of comfort. an imitation of normality. something neither of us could rlly have. but together we can pretend
if yall were gonna give martin random connections to the web just to wave them before the audiences noses
if you are going to ignore the horror and the fear the world is build on
if you couldnt tell already
if you disagree then block me idc
if you think thats stupid then hit the block button
if you want to find a specific post of mine then either try to search by a code word or just get to scrolling
if you wanted to be THAT specific then i myself could make up multiple categories just like that
if youre gonna do this please make some sort of other personalized tag that i can block
ignore the reply this is definitely
il will make the whole thing much easier and more readable
ill make an actual drawing of this once i get home. or not
ily man
im almost certain ive missed an aspect or two of what you said
im almost decided on mike crew now
im anon
im dead
im doing both
im gonna draw him with all white hair actually
im gonna start killing
im gonna start slaughtering people
im having the opposite of my biggest problem which is constantly being subjected to untagged jonmartin
im honestly proud of it. the feeling of a job well done
im just as cringe as any tma fan but unlike yall i actually have the capacity to form my own opinions and do my own analyses
im just emptying out my drafts atp
im not hating or anything
im not really a jonelias shipper but i had a vision
im not upset or anything
im not well versed in uk law either
im sick
im sorry but did you pay attention to the podcast
im sorry if you think the guy with the most childish black-and-white view on right and wrong is somehow a better person than the others
im subjecting them to horrible torture
im sure that this time itll be a completely original thing that no one has thought about before ever. surely this will be it
im sure the story couldve only benefited from this. no downsides for me!
im talking he cant walk for more than ten minutes without feeling his body hurt like hell
im talking he feels like hes worse than everybody else cause hes below average at the most basic physical activities
im talking his worst memories from his school years are the pe classes
in fact i think martins hatred for “monsters” only serves to add (theoretical) depth to his relationship with jon eho is “monstrous”
in favour of a bland repetitive fix it au
in honor of disability pride month i am once again bringing this post back
in that case suddenly it turns out that jon is forcing martin to take responsibility and martin has never done anything wrong ever
in which martin suddenly barges in
incredibly real and true addition
insert the tweet that said
is because martin always tries to bring jon back when hes getting lost in his new self
is it just having fun? sure. but seeing those parasitic omnipresent entities being treated like hogwarts houses irks me so much
is it s4? i actually dont remember
is it still funny and quirky when its about YOUR fave?
is there actually a single person in the podcast that fully appreciated him. i think not
is this a valid interpretation or am i just projecting??
is this a valid take or did i just catch the blorbo disease?
it added nothing
it could be anything really. so have this slop. catchhh✌️✌️✌️
it couldnt have happened without changing them entirely
it directly contradicts canon
it doesnt need to be separate cause it shares its traits with the already vague smirke system
it is not in the podcast it isnt even implied most of the times
it just gave martin an opportunity to be a smartass who is such a loving caring partner and oh did i mention that he has self esteem issues?
it looks swollen
it makes me so angry
it was COMPLETE. i dont want your alternate universe arguments bleeding into my canon
it was all “oh anabelle and the web led jon throughout his entire life” up until the point the two of them had an actual chance to talk
it was inevitable sadly
it was just used for him to have a whole episode of self-pitying and admitting that he doesnt really like jon as an avatar
it was like with the random helluva boss gay couple
it would be interesting if done correctly
it would have been very fitting for him to reach his domain and then just
it's annoying me
it's not there. its not there its not there
its 50/50 anyway. you could write the tamest most childish portrayal of depression ever and tag it as martin and the people will eat it up
its UNBEARABLE!!!
its all on the blog anyway. you just have to dig a little
its all “let people have fun” until i have fun
its because of the fans skimming over all nuance
its cool for toxic relationships to be depicted in media!
its hilarious how desperate some of you were to insult me while simultaneously trying to put yourself as the bigger person
its ignoring a key aspect of the character's personality just so you can fit it into a sexy appealing trope
its impossible for this fandom to have THAT many new people come here for the reheating of jokes to be justified
its interesting because its tragic. its captivating because there is no escape from their fates and it all wouldve happened anyway
its just
its just a headcanon that got popularized for some reason
its just funny as a concept to young queer people with shitty parents
its just really damn undercooked. i mean it came out of nowhere
its just so boriiiiiiing
its just that the narrative never acknowledges it
its just throwing away two hundred episodes of a tragic (back)story in favour of a bland “my blorbos living a domestic family life” scenari
its like saying martin is soooo desolation coded because he burned a couple statements once
its like saying something like “jon deserves to kill every spider he sees” or something. the act is not really something
its like they dont see those characters as who they ARE. you just kept the FANON design for them
its like. in fan portrayals his asexuality is treated either as a label slapped on him in a 'diversity' way and hes a stereotypical
its literally them its in the scripture. it was written in the sacred texts.
its miscommunication galore
its not even a matter of perspective its the way they are in canon
its not even about the fact that this endless parroting makes me angry. its about the fact that you guys arent doing anything new
its not like it matters
its not out of the goodness of his heart. its because deep down hes afraid of avatar jon
its not that serious its not that deep
its scary monster whos actually nice x cute softie whos actually mean! its monster x monsterfucker!
its so SAD!!!!! i NEED him to be okay! but literally everyone else is fine with treating him like a horrible and disposable monster.
its so easy to point a finger at someone you want dead
its so much more likely that we would all rot away in the domains
its so obviously just something made up to make fun of him slash humiliate him
its such a pain basically every time i see a design of him that isnt an unholy mashup of onceler and eggman twinkified
its the eye! the beholding! the fan-favourite!“
its the worst in fanfics. ugh
its toxicity and pretend it was never there. but jonelias IS toxicity. you cant pretend its a healthy and “good” ship
its wild to me that they viewed jon as a monster because he was part of the fears and did awful things that harmed people
it’s SO DUMMMBBBBBB
ive already made a post exactly like this one. almost word for word
ive been saying this
ive got it bad. ive got it so bad
ive just reblogged a post saying literally the same thing
ive said this before HE WOULD BE SO MUCH WORSE THAN JON.
ive said this one before i think
ive seen more insightful tma posts from kairospolaris itchyeye eliasrights and sparkyisspiders than from every single other tma fan combined
i’d also get rid of the lonely cuz that ain’t scary it’s just a bummer
jane prentiss
jane prentiss tma
jarchivist
jared hopworth
jayce and viktor have both touched the arcane meanwhile only jon was ever truly affected by the fears and martin was not affected at all
jayce arcane
jayvik had an actual deep and meaningful bond
jayvik sacrificed themselves for the greater good meanwhile martin talked with the others behind jons back and made him go along with
jhohnahthahn sihmms
jk my blog is disorganized as hell
jm
jm critical
jmart
jmart critical
jmart fanart
jmart is NOTTTT relationship goals. stop lying
jmarters WISHHHH jmart was like jayvik
jon did a fair amount of dumb shit to be frank
jon doesnt want to go out of his way to kill an avatar for your satisfaction and suddenly hes the bad guy
jon has never ever been selfish.....
jon i am so sorry
jon i am so very sorry
jon i love you
jon just gets to be his paranormal guide “boyfriend”
jon should've become a villain with how they all treated him
jon sims
jon was being REASONABLE.
jon x elias
jon->melanie if she directed her anger inward
jonah is so good at having people underestimate him it ended up with the podcast fans also underestimating him
jonah magnus
jonah magnus tma
jonathan archivist sims
jonathan sims
jonathan sims fanart
jonathan sims headcanons
jonathan sims the archivist
jonathan sims tma
jondaisy
jonelias
jonelias. jonmartin. jontim. jondaisy. jongeorgie.
jongerry
jongerrymartin
jongerrymartin critical
jongerryoliver
jonmartin
jonmartin critical
jonmartin were two coworkers strolling through the apocalypse who each had a false image of the other clouding their vision
jontim
jontim tma
jude perry
jude perry tma
judnes
jurgen leitner
just admit to being a hater and stop pretending youre somehow better than me. you dont need to prove anyone anything
just because i dont like them (martin) doesnt mean i cant think about them
just do it in a reblog this time please
just for the sake of having tma art on my tma blog
just go easier on the crosstagging i dont want to see it
just jons thing. always putting himself to the side like an objective voice of reason when hes just as involved as everyone else.
just let me forget about that man entirely please
just like martins stupid ass would lmaooo
just read a post with this as the second to last line and yeah. yeah
just saw another post saying “s1 jon was so mean to martinnn omgg you idiot thats your future BOYFRIEND” can they just stop
just saw the most detached tma headcanon and it made me feel the sensation of standing up too fast
just snarky and sarcastic. in a monotone voice
just to be never mentioned again.
just went through the tags
killing myself
kudos to jonmartin for showing gay people can be just as shitty and incompatible towards eachother as straight people can
large chunks of the story are left for the viewer to imagine themself
laura palmer
let me be indifferent towards this podcast. please can anyone hear me
let me set this doll down and move to a different toyhouse
let these men be harmful to eachother please. let them be incompatible and toxic. its their natural state
let those men be fucked up and actively harmful to one another im begging
let those men be problematic it won't kill you i promise
let's engage in some critical thinking guys!!
let’s discuss
like a vessel for young insecure queer teenagers to project onto
like before this is just a concept for a drawing. maybe ill actually make a decent artwork of this once i get home
like the designs. its just widely accepted fanon
like the funniest thing on earth just because they got rephrased.
like why was that the big finish to the whole fucking show
like yeah i get it hes also traumatized
like. no he wouldnt have gone to martin told him he loves him and they wouldnt have defeated the big evil boss together
listening to s1 was enough to cement my belief that its not worth my time. im not touching it again
literally
literally WHAT does he have to do with the desolation?
literally every single other member of the archives went through similar stuff
literally omfg
literally so true
living up to my url
lmao
lmaooo real
lmaooooo
lollll
lonely!tim. forever
lonelyeyes
lord help me
love how tumblr just takes a bite out of the image quality
mag 12
mag 12 first aid
mag 160
mag 22
mag 42
mag 48
mag 51
mag 80
magnus archives
magnus archives fandom
magnus..........
magpod
magpod writers be consistent challenge (impossible)
maintagging cause imo this is decent character analysis
maintagging idc. i have so many people blocked its not like theyll see it
make it make sense
make the choice for me. go my internet friends
make the decision for me lol
martin blackwood
martin blackwood critical
martin blackwood hate
martin blackwood slander
martin blackwood tma
martin does not CARE
martin does what all the other characters have already done which is treat jon like a monster
martin for the love of god you have a domain as well. youre doing fuck all and theres people suffering in your domain still
martin is a sweetie. martin is scared of everything
martin is also just. bland
martin is an ASS!!!
martin is like an underbaked cookie development wise
martin is lonely and depressed. martin is a sly manipulator
martin is so detached from reality it hurts
martin is still there.
martin just feels bland to me
martin kunt blackwood
martin literally IS performative. he performs. for people. hes trying to be the way they want him to be. the people pleasing thing.
martin sucks ass. more people should recognize this
martin tma
martin wouldnt let jon a choice for himself unless of course it was about something that scared him
martins biggest flaw is that hes boring as shit and does not undergo any interesting character development
martins precious image of jon is his very much human boss from s1
mary keay
maybe even philosophical
maybe it has been done and i just havent seen it
maybe its too plain.....
maybe mike crew? getting struck by lightning as a child has gotta mess with ur bodys development somehow
maybe putting it here is the correct thing to do
me
me and that damn eye halo
me to tma fandom
melanie is easily forgiven by the fandom for her violence. basira is forgiven for her deflection. jon deserves the same compassion as them
melanie king
melanie king tma
melanie->jon if he had the courage to change the things he can
meow
meow meow meow
michael distortion
michael shelley
michael shelley is not michael distortion. did the podcast not make it clear enough for you
michael shelley tma
michał zniekształcony
might delete
might delete later
might delete this actually
mike crew
mine
mister hater i am beginning to suspect that you have a large amount of unanswered asks in your inbox because i vaguely remember writing this
most of s5 was blatantly uninteresting imo
mostly cause she was entertaining n added a lot to the story. and also for another secret reason that i wont share
my art
my ask
my truth is martin what is that dude even doing here
my writing was THIS fire??????
nathaniel is quite literally the founder of the company that owns tundra lol
nearly all the jon ships i can think of involve some form of conflict or mistreatment
nikola orsinov
nikola orsinov tma
ninah
no I'm not a human
no bc like
no but thats literally the entire problem. of both martin and the entire cast
no consequences for being the perpetrator in the fear-controlled world cause jon is so much worse than him! right? right?
no im not a human
no jon isnt a helpless little baby no jon isnt blinded by his love for martin
no martin is not a monsterfucker no martin isnt a big protective savior
no matter what i say im still in the clown car with all of you. im just very far in the back and looking at everyone else with annoyance
no one CARED NO ONE CARED FOR HIM NO ONE CARED EVER.
no shade to op
no the eye doesnt work like free google search in your head
no you can't out the fear and harm out of the cosmic horror entities that feed on fear
nobody realizes how selfish martin really is
none of this matters i know that the majority of fans doesnt give a shit abt the canon unless it gives the characters cool superpowers
none of you are looking at my awesome art post. it breaks my heart
not even cool wallpaper
not even gonna bother with explaining myself
not even worth tagging
not in spite of it
not listening to anything jon says abt the fearscape. ignoring his conflicted feelings abt being the one who started the apocalypse as long
not really satisfied with this but itll have to do for now
not sasha
not sure what to think of that yet
not tagging either of the ships cause that would be polluting the tags + im sure the jmarters would eat me alive
not the avatar version
not to mention his horrible self esteem
not whatever martin had going on tho. man fucked off to his domain to drink tea talk to himself and wallow in self pity. also fog was there
not!sasha
not!them
nothing at all couldve saved him. and it breaks my heart
nothing can change the fact that by season 5 he became a selfish hypocritical asshole
now that im thinking about it
now that was interesting character development worthy of horror fiction
obviously targeted
of course i count among the people who have never gotten a divorce themselves
of course not
oh my god. oh my god youre so right
oh my goddd someone help me
oh my goddddd
ohh so youre mad at him because he didnt straight up accept that there are freak monsters roaming the streets at night?
ok so michael and helen are manifestations of the spiral. but they also ARE the spiral.
oliver banks
oliver banks tma
omggg this is so beholdingcore eyecoded institutepilled riiight
on a side note what should i call helen x jane x nikola cause sinister yuri is just too vague
once you strip the characters of all the shit they went through they become unremarkable.
one could argue that by swapping bodies several times he couldn't truly live and had to lead a careful existence based on pretending
or a bold and sexy vigilante
or admit youre a hypocrite whos only doing this out of pettiness. it had nothing to do with helping shift the balance to be fairer
or at least it was like that in the first season. i stopped listening after that
or beholding!tim. both are good
or gerry...
or is the only thing you heard “yes martin you are my reason”
or just
or just a supportive character c in jonmartins character a character b dynamic
or maybe not? the guilt he feels is strong but the fear of death has him in a steel grip
or the meanest stupidest asshole who cant do anything right cause hes so ignorant and close-minded and stubborn and snobbish
or whatever
other than that? nothing
oughhhh my hands.... my back.... everything hurts my hands are shaking... . grraughrshthrgggg
peace and love on planet earth
people are SCARED to make tim fat bc “hes the hot one” HE CAN BE FAT AND HOT!!! DO IT!!!!!
people are so quick to make him into a big dumb paranoid baby
people are so quick to simplify everything in the podcast
people are too dense to appreciate what you're doing for this fandom smh
people being upset that hes an ass and “ohhh stupid man hes being rude to his future BOYYYFRIEEENDDD~~~”
people looked at a piece of horror fiction and decided the best ship they could get outta it was the one that fit in a tumblr cookie cutter
people love to joke about jon being under qualified but oh boy. ohhh boyyy
people make him into this cool and bold vigilante
people only hear what they want to hear
people think antagonist = stupid and arrogant
personally i don't like jmart
personally not a fan of either but its annoying
please
please for the love of god acknowledge that hes not perfect
please tell me theres just a tag i didnt know about. i cant be the only one
please. jon had more chemistry with elias in the few moments they talked than with matin during an entire season
please. oliver was one of the most chill avatars. he didnt cause people to suffer he didnt do it for his own twisted pleasure
please. please. do something different
please. tell me. i remember seeing a post that called out his incompetence a couple years ago but aside from that all ive seen is
pleease. jonah is NOT that damn stupid
pleeeaase this is killing me helppp
plus do you remember that woman in the end domain in s5? the one quietly afraid of dying? yeah.
plus i thought this was the “revealing little personal things abt myself to strangers online” website. wheres the oversharer spirit?
plus the constant references to every little minor thing from tma. it was exhausting
polish martin
polish martin blackwood
poll
polls
pop off!!
posting it anyway idc
posts that are nothing
preach
prev ur gerry posts are based
prev you managed to check all the boxes on the reasons-to-hate-martin list and i love that for you
prev->
prime example: jmart
probably mischaracterized martin but idgaf. im still better at defining him than his fans
prompted by someone saying that the distortion and the spiral are two different things
prove me wrong
quite frankly it’s killed a lot of my enjoyment of the podcast & makes interaction with the broader fan base so annoying. cough.
randomly thought about it
rant
rant post
rather than with the one-dimensional fandom interpretations that are sadly present everywhere
real
real and true
real as fuck
real as hell
real real real
real real real!!
reblog
rediscovering my old posts
rediscovering my own posts
reducing them to charicatures of self
repeating myself again. i do not know what jon looks like. but he certainly doesnt look like a scrawny twink in a maxi skirt and a cardigan
rip helen distortion i loved you sowing dissent and discord
rip martin blackwood you wouldve loved saying “but other people have it worse so you shouldnt complain”
rosie zampano
rosie zampano tma
s1 jon
s5 jon....
sasha james
sasha james tma
saw the word “reflective” and formed a Thought
saying this cause i saw another one of those tma userboxes “this user is an avatar of [_]/this user is marked by the [_]”
says how much he loves jon and how he shouldnt have become the eyes pupil
season 5 couldve been so interesting
season 5 martin needs to go
season 5 still remains my least favourite. because of everything
see? two michaels
self reblog
sergey ushanka
seriously though he’s borderline insufferable in season 5
sex-repulsed asexual because thats how the vast majority of people online treat asexuality. they either treat it as an additional element o
shes not wrong
should i add examples or are we ok
shut up shut up youre making things up about a ship with no real foundation. where does the tragedy come into it huh. wheres the flavor
since my pov is limited to my own experiences only
smirke's fourteen
so by that logic even before “truly becoming” martin wouldve fed the lonely with the way he isolated himself and other people from eachother
so every day im suffering when im forced to see the same three jokes written over and over and over getting treated
so feel free to develop your statement some more!
so loud and so wrong
so many different expensive stores and yet they all had so little to offer. i got overwhelmed tired and annoyed
so many interesting and uncommon dynamics and they chose the blandet one. you know
so many options
so many things that couldve been explored
so much potential and it all got brushed off in favor of a bland half-assed “monster x human caretaker” fanservice
so real on the aroace gerry headcanon
so right lmao
so so so real!!!
so supportin it means you support toxic relationships of course! its bad! it makes you a bad person cause you ship helpless baby jon with
so the distortions are apart of the spiral. but the spiral isnt *just* the distortion. or am i wrong
so the only possible way to categorize fear is to divide it into large broad categories
so true
so unbelievably real
so who are these evil people harassing you over your blorbo???
some people think that everybody wants to see this boring ooc content of them thats everywhere.
somebody sedate me
someone should beat martin up for real
sometimes a relationship just. doesnt work
somewhere else
soo terrible!!
sooo funny right?? please tell me that joke again i forgot to laugh the last time
sooo many things are either ignored by the fans of by the narrative itself
sorry but he’s wallpaper
sorry i got really pissed for a moment
sorry that was not a great time for jon
sounds like a stupid ass corner store too
sounds to me like you only care about controlling him like a puppet and you dont actually give shit abt him as a person
sparing the character tag with this one
spot on
started writing it out a long time ago
stay there
still working out her design
still. that would look pretty cool wouldnt it
stop following Jon because he’s with his real favourite company: himself
stop trying to fit them into a cute gay romantic comedy. this isnt the genre
straight fire 🖊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
straight people have done irrepairable damage to queer terminology
suddenly it was all about martin
surely that means hes defending the avatar-victim power dynamic
surely this means nothing
surprisingly not martin hate. just overall criticism
tags are real
targeted but its not like it matters
tbh i have more tma fanart that i never put anywhere. its not good. but it exists
tbh i kinda like this helen
teaholding
thank FUCK someone else points out the huge mischaracterization problem this fandom has
thank you
thank you my friend
that and because martin is in them(ew)
that and the fears. which are treated as wacky superpowers
that further serve to make an aesthetic divide between the token gay couple
that is not to say i am against it
that is not to say im against trad goth gerry designs/headcanons
that makes a lot of sense
that man did not love jon at all
that man fucking sucks and yet the fandom fails to reflect that
that man had his fair share of wrongdoings but SO DID EVERYONE ELSE
that man made his jealousy into jons problem
that one very particular element of his canon description is thrown away. for aesthetics
that sounds just sad
that sugary-sweet infantilizing pity is only making it worse
that the character in question would enjoy.
that you refuse to know about
thats it you phrased it perfectly
thats so boringgg people only liked it when it was relatable to them
thats what im SAYINGGGGGGG
thats what im saying
thats what im saying!!
the actions of his that you consider stupid and reckless he made because he wasnt as well informed as the audience
the archivist
the beholding
the boneturner
the canon nature of their bond is discarded
the cat was said to be in a hunt domain during the fearpocalypse right. or am i misremembering
the colours....
the combo of his season 5 characterization in particular and the forced nature of his ‘romance’ with jon is going to. it’s going to kill me.
the corruption
the current story wouldn't hold up
the dark
the design on the hoodie isnt very complex or intriguing but im hopelessly proud of it still
the desolation
the devil on my shoulder whispering in my ear make another post about jon sims being doomed from the beginning
the distortion
the evil antagonist who hurt everybody and doesnt deserve to live! meanwhile my sweet blorbos joj and martin love eachother so so much ♡
the extinction
the extinction tma
the eye
the eye tma
the fandom doesnt allow people to even breathe wrong in martins direction. those posts like “why would you say martin is x”“how could anyon
the fanon RUINED IT.
the fears
the fears tma
the feeling being paranoia and practically lethal amounts of stress
the fog is coming 😂😂😂
the glass blue eye isnt technically the evil eye itself but a talisman to ward it off i think. but i like this blue
the horse is never dead enough for me
the lightless flame
the lonely
the magnus archives
the magnus archives 2: the cash grab
the magnus archives critical
the magnus archives fanart
the magnus archives headcanons
the magnus archives podcast
the magnus archives season 1
the magnus archives was a podcast
the magnus protocol
the most clever person in the whole podcast <3
the og martinblackwoodhater doesnt even hate anymore so me being a fan is pointless
the one that had the least substance in canon. the one that could be changed and warped and sweetened until your teeth rot
the ones trying to insult you without tainting themselves with the bad curse words
the only bit i liked was basira killing daisy instead of joining her
the only one to truly figure out the rituals <3
the only people ive seen liking him are the same that relate to him
the only person actually capable of loving jon as he is instead of deconstructing him into desirable and undesirable parts is gerry.
the only reason the whole “martin is an anchor to jons humanity” thing is working
the only similarity i can see is that one of them is human and the other is not
the only thing love did for jon is doom him
the outcome was going to be the same if they hadn't been pussies and starved the fears
the performative matcha wielding archivist
the podcast didnt spend a solid amount of time explaining that the fears cant be truly categorized or defined
the podcast ended years ago why cant i escape. why cant i enjoy tma in peace
the podcast itself points out how imperfect the fourteen was but it also kept using it in a more ..... open minded way
the point is not to name every single kind of fear in the world
the point is to make tools helpful in defining them
the quality of my posts is steadily decreasing
the random eyes all over the body.......
the realest
the safehouse period. jmart bonding (if there even was any??)
the spiral
the statements start to feel undeveloped and the characters are suddenly impossible to understand
the strange face its making....
the stranger
the team ACTUALLY liking eachother.
the tendency of tma fans to make shit up about a character they dont like to try and humilate them is unmatched
the truth is. jmart is fucked up and jonelias is fucked up. but jmart is sanitized because its bland enough that you can easily get rid of
the two burning leitners i drew for a jongerry week prompt are collecting dust and i wanna try putting them here again. but idk
the vast
the way smirke was said to talk about it was stupid of course. cause iirc he BELIEVED that the categories are exact (which they arent)
the web
the webs plan last minute
the whole podcast would've gone differently
their designs are ass but its whatever. idgaf
then he does a 180 cause some guy doesn’t want him to
then his actions wouldve read as blatant sabotage
then i started engaging more with the fandom and realized how shes just used as michael distortions opposite color counterpart
then i will kill them with a large hammer
then i will not care for any arguments that you can muster up
then it just becomes pointless. the same way for example fear of cancer works. its not the fear of death or illness alone
then its “lmaooo you people will say anything”
then suddenly martins potential as a web avatar reaurfaces for two minutes
then why not go all in and just MAKE him a web avatar?
theoretical because just like many other canon elements this aspect is never acknowledged
there are many more things in s5 that i would consider very odd writing choices
there is no way this man could've pulled through with all the dumb shit jon did
there was no buildup its just jon throwing himself into the lonely and seeing martin for the first time in literal months
there was this whole thing about the eye not being sentient and needing the archivist to collect and categorize statements
there's also the matter of their bland “romance”
theres a world of untapped aroace homoeroticism out there and i need yall to lock the fuck in
theres always a weird smell in the corridor too. wonder why that is
theres just an empty space in my mind. “oh heres jon archivist sims! my favourite character!” the character in question: [ ]
these are bangin my liege
these are the only examples i could name off the top of my head but theres so much more
they always do that shit
they are eachother just slightly to the left
they are made to be cute fluffy loving gays
they dont even have designs you can latch onto. you get rid of all the fucked up shit and all that remains is just imagination
they dont!!!
they got different motivations
they got different personalities
they have no real connection to one another besides being colleagues for a few years. it shows in their dynamic and the way they interact
they hold hands while they walk through the fearscape and look at good cows and play eye spy :-) and they smite evil avatars together :-)
they literally ARE tragic and unhealthy
they looove to have jon on a leash like a big awful monster that cant think for itself
they see you purposely making yourself out to be this evil villain who loves violence and hatred
they separate jon into “good human part” and “evil monster part”
they should've stayed in the lonely. they LOVED IT in there
they would never find his body. replaced immediately
they would not be able to raise a child if their life depended on it
theyre just too different to make a good pairing. at least thats how i see it
theyre not very martin friendly
thinking about jon archivist for longer than five seconds is like willingly stabbing yourself in the chest over and over and over and over
thinking about jon for too long causes me extreme mental anguish
thinking about jon the archivist makes my chest hurt
this came to me in a vision. the entirety of this post is written down across two of my school notebooks
this forever
this has been said a million times already. yes we know jon was mean to martin
this has been said before surely
this is a post of the “felt cute might delete later” variety
this is about
this is about martin blackwood
this is about tma fandom
this is how some of you talk about early seasons jon
this is just my tma blog at this point. i say tma related stuff on here
this is just to clear up a common misconception
this is just true
this is mainly about
this is me essentially yelling into the void. if you are a jmart family au enjoyer then feel free to ignore this post or something
this is one of the best things ever. AND a great explanation for her having a masculine version of her last name
this is one of those artworks that get deleted within a week
this is so obviously targeted at a certain post but i swear ive seen this kind of thinking somewhere before
this is so unbelievably real
this is soooo ughh boring!!!!!!
this is such a popular thing to say despite it being. uh. not really fitting for him?
this isnt even hate this is just me talking about my pov
this isnt your personal little gay romcom this is a horror fiction podcast. the horror part being the nuance apparently
this looks lile shit on purpose btw. if you were wondering
this post probably makes no sense but i wanna put something on here
this probably has so many grammatical errors in it
this probably makes zero sense
this probably takes the cake for worst gerrymike drawing ever made
this sucks a lot
this sucks a lot but its the best i can do for now
this suckssss
this took me so long and im not entirely satisfied with it
this.
those gays are barely stable enough to maintain a relationship
those were cool. those were interesting
those who know
thought of this randomly and it annoyed me again
tim stoker
tim stoker tma
timothy stoker
tma
tma analysis
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tma crit
tma critical
tma ended at s4 sorry not sorry
tma epiphany
tma fanart
tma fandom
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tma fandom's golden boy who deserves love and compassion
tma fanon
tma fans will categorize him as “evil” because with that label they can separate him from the other characters and stop thinking about him
tma fans will see a gay relationship between character type a and character type b and call it “just like jmart”
tma fears
tma fluff episode
tma headcanons
tma helen
tma helen distortion
tma jane
tma jmart
tma jon
tma jonathan sims
tma jonmartin
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tma the beholding
tma the desolation
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tma the extinction
tma the eye
tma the fears
tma the lonely
tma the spiral
tma the stranger
tma the web
tmagp
tmagp critical
tmagp season 1
to the point that there are no more *original* designs. “heres my jon design!” and its exactly how everyone else draws him
too many people idolize him
too many people measure his worth with this half-assed relationship
too many people only have eyes for the gay relationship
treating him like hes unredeemable unless hes bending over backwards trying to accommodate his boyfriend
true
true eliasposting. not the fandom slop
tumblr users have this weird urge to associate everything with morality and then put themselves on the side they declared is “good”
twin peaks
two important michaels
ugly as shit because i drew this on my phone with my pointer finger. i dont care
uglyyyyyy
ummmmm yeah he likes teaaaa and uhhhh maybe some cookies with that
unless im posting about jon disabled realness then im 100% serious
unless it affects him directly
unless its the singular moment in which jon was finally able to make a decision for himself
unless you directly acknowledge that he is a massive cunt
until you no longer could tell what kind of media it came from because you made it to look exactly like countless others.
uuuuuughhhhhhh
valentines day
very personal example but what i meant was “purity” can just be classified under multiple categories at once
very wonky but we all start somewhere right
viktor arcane
wait fuckkk
waiter! waiter! one serving of two fucked up codependent office workers please!!
was a pretty obvious indicator that its all just meaningless talking. like a kind of sport. cause in the end martin blackwood does not exist
was in the capital city and went to one of those
we are all in the same clown car anyway
we have plenty of jsims autism headcanons. i need to fuck him up in other ways
weird that i know more about martins personality than his fans when i hate him. i would run him over at a red light if given the chance
well first of all they didnt say he WASNT disabled
what WAS it actually that got everyone calling jon incompetent?
what about the woman solo travelling that was told to remember her mother? what about the guy whose flat got flooded?
what did he do that made you like him besides being an embodiment of a depressed softie 'people pleaser' for you to project onto
what have i given him like actually. i think the only instance in which i was sliiightly projecting was when
what i mean is
what is your problem
what makes you think they would have two happy kids???
what was it that he did that made everyone call him that besides being unprofessionally rude towards martin
what was the logic behind it i dont get it
whatever. i could talk about jarchivist
whatever. not gonna fix it now
whatever. whatever
when all you have is a vase then you no longer have a husband
when other characters talk about him hes the most badass mf ever. when HE talks about anything its “auegheh graugh gehereghh gawawarfg”
when people idealize this episode into fluff fics i just cant get into it
when you decide to be a hater the least you could do is hate accurately. cmon its so fucking easy i do it all the time
when you start getting further into tma it gets slightly odd at times
wheres the diversity
which SUCKSS because i think i COULD actually like their canon fucked up version
which again can be understood but not necessarily excused
while putting martin as the archivis in s5 makes him sexy and awesome
whispers into your ear they dont know eachother they dont know eachother they dont know eachother
who wants to be the ⭐ to my 🐅
whoever said the podcast lost a lot of its charm post the gerry book episode was right
why are you listening to a horror podcast
why did jon get pushed aside in his own goddamn story?
why is he even there. what was the reasoning
why is melanie so self-centered??
will delete in several hours
will probably delete later
wish more people interacted with my deep and insightful posts. maybe even added their own point of view
with the skepticism act he was trying to protect himself and others
with the webs plan rather than let him bevome the eye's pupil and starve the fears
woah......
would martin fr be transphobic i dont think so!!! just as elias wouldnt gaf who his workers prefer to sleep with!
woww guys the grimy concrete cubes and pillars i see from the library window are just sooo aesthetic right
wtnv
yass
yay for the haters
yeah
yeah DUMBASSES!!!
yeah babey jmart hate
yeah beig an ass is overall a bad thing. but jon was justified and its not like he didnt have a reason
yeah i agree with the jmart stuff honestly
yeah i don't even hate martin all that much
yeah i get it those aus where jon and martin end up in a cute little cottage somewhere else and raise a child together are soo adorable
yeah it doesnt matter
yeah it was noble and shit
yeah of course it would have merch. how else could rustyquill profit off of this all new but fan favourite content
yeah there are other aspects that dont really fit this interpretation. everyone cut him off and said he didn't deserve to live but he also
yeah yeah yeah
yeah. and hes also rude as hell
yeah. yeah. yea
yes
yes he burned some statements as an act of rebellion. but he didnt really enjoy the action itself now did he. just the rebellion part
yes i am going to tag this every fandom tag i can think of
yes oh my fucking god yes
yes oh my godddd
yes omg
yes the consequences to his actions caught up to him he deserved it yadda yadda
yess lmaoo
yesss delicious jon characterization
yesss king killing those who wronged you is SUCH a morally correct thing to do!!! the antichrist and the antichrists plus one amirite???
yessss chasing the monster that took your brother even if it seems entirely hopeless
yessss godddddd
yessss taking revenge at all costs even one of his life
yessssss
yet for some reason hes put on a pedestal by uhhh every single fan???
you can draw whatever you want i know
you can tell i didnt know what i was doing cause the tshirts look better than the faces
you cannot judge jon just by how “nice” he appears. not when a lot of other characters paralell him.
you couldve at least TRIED to make it somehow accurate to their PERSONALITIES??? what about their respective traumas???
you deserve way better than that
you dont need everyone agreeing with your own opinion. just because i think s5 is awful doesnt mean i think no one can enjoy it
you get it
you gotta pretend its aesthetic so that leaving your cozy bed wont sting as much
you have to look closely at their interactions to notice
you just have to wait it out its the only choice
you know how some cats will hide away from their owners when they get really sick
you know what fandom this is about. theres only one option with me
you know what? yeah. yeah that would happen
you know who.
you mean to tell me that martin blackwood. the same man that doubted police brutality. wouldve become the same paranoid man as jon????
you people just want to call him a slur so badly
you picked the most ordinary joe as the most interesting?? reallly?
you support the Good Queer People you like and not the disgusting evil faggots? woww youre so progressive :-)
you took away the interesting part and made it into just another little box to assign yourself to. wheres the flavor in that.
you want jon to kill oliver and argue no avatar who has a domain should be left alive
youll just talk to your partner. your coworker. your familiar. you find out your worldviews and morals are vastly different. and you shut up
youre keeping things interesting mr hater
youre playing with dolls in your head and pretending its a group activity
youre the only person who has stuck by me this long. even if youre keeping me at a distance its still small enough to yank you closer
yup yup yup
“[avatars] are evil plain and simple” .....no i dont think so?? and he said that to his boyfriend who IS an avatar??
“because you do not administer and preserve the records of fear jon. you ARE a record of fear”
“but they both died together in an act of love!!!!!!” what. no
“i am not a brave man” a beautiful case of an unreliable narrator (a narrator with horrible self esteem)
“im sure hes such a kind and benevolent ruler” yeah actually. unlike you.
“martin couldnt bear to part with jon! jon couldnt bear to sacrifice martin!”
“tma has so many michaels i cant remember them all” girl where
“we gotta show its tma merch. lets make the cats eyes green and uhhhh uhhhh also lets give it eye markings on the fur! cause you know
“we need to regulate the freaks on this app” you are on the freak app
“yeah all of their decisions are motivated by their love for eachother!!!! omg theyre so gay and doomed by the narrative!!”
“your blog is stupid youre immature your takes are wrong and hating on a fictional character is weird chronically online behaviour”
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