2025-07-26 8:43:51 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

theaxolotlkween:

> Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

> - Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
> - Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
> - Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
> - Has no clue what a joke is
> - Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
> - Had to have two separate interventions
> - Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
> - The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
> - Allegedly participated in amdram
> - Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
> - Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
> - Knows nothing about library science
> - Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
> - Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
> - Asexual icon
> - Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
> - Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
> - Died for our Jonathan Sins
> - Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss