2025-07-28 0:24:48 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

ceaseless-tosser:

> ceaseless-tosser:

> > ceaseless-tosser:

> > > ceaseless-tosser:

> > > > by talos the fanfiction authors are basing their works on the presumption that jon and martin are reliable narrators

> > > Jon: yeah i was orphaned, bullied, emotionally neglected, and probably had some undiagnosed disorder but have you considered that i was really annoying and inherently unlikable since the day i was born?

> > > fanfic authors: what a handy and accurate assessment

> > martin: obviously you arent asking to escape with me because you care for my wellbeing, you just know im a dipshit coward and are using that to save your own skin

> > fanfic authors: wow jon dick move

> annabelle, the avatar of gaslighting: you WOULD have been a good web avatar (even though clearly it never happened) because all the times where it seemed like you were being self depricating and terrified of abandonment it was just you being manipulative

> everyone for some reason: and its not like annabelle would LIE to us about this