2025-07-08 7:58:13 ¶ ● ⬈

squaloropera:

> The concept of Gerry having a famously bad dye job is so fucking funny to me. Like, I dye my hair black pretty regularly (meaning whenever my roots grow out) and it’s literally not that hard. You just mix the dye, slap it on, and wait until you remember it’s there and wash it off. The only time it doesn’t stay and looks shitty is if you don’t leave it long enough or mix it wrong. Meaning either he gets impatient and washes it off too soon, or he’s never read an instruction in his life and faces the consequences. I love him.