Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
- Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
- Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
- Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
- Has no clue what a joke is
- Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
- Had to have two separate interventions
- Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
- The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
- Allegedly participated in amdram
- Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
- Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
- Knows nothing about library science
- Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
- Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
- Asexual icon
- Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
- Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
- Died for our Jonathan Sins
- Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss