2021-08-29 4:15:31 ¶ ●

Jon: Why did you even marry Peter? Don’t you mind that you almost never see him?

Elias: Why else do you think I married him? That’s one of his most redeeming qualities.

2021-08-28 4:37:44 ¶ ●

Please stop saying things like “tma season five is objectively bad” or “we can all agree fifth season is not as good as the rest of the show”. It is still my favorite season. And yes it has a different format. It is not so connected to out reality and it’s missing the “this could really happen” vibe but the surreal Eyepocaliptic world is opening completely new and innovative ways to convey horror. My least favorite season statementwise was season four it all felt a bit formulatic I really enjoyed the new ways of horror storytelling in season five. And it’s fine if it’s not your cup of tea but stop with those generic statements as if all of fandom shared your opinion.

2021-08-26 2:02:23 ¶ ●

Lonelyeyes having multiple marriages but the one who always asks for divorce and also always proposes is Peter.

Let me explain. Elias seems so Lonely so he is perfect partner to get married. However after few peaceful moments of married life Peter gets scared that now he is not Lonely enough and that he might be catching some feelings and so he quickly asks Elias for divorce. But after a while away Peter comes to conclusion he probably overreacted a bit a so he proposes to him again…

Elias finds it all very amusing and more weddings mean more cakes for him so he just goes along with it.

2021-08-24 3:02:11 ¶ ●

Few lonelyeyes marriage headcannons:

- They use same wedding rings every time.
- The one who asked for divorce gives his wedding ring for safe keeping to the other one.
- ‌No matter who actually proposed to whom Elias always demands new engagement ring for collection. Peter either oblige or they don’t get married after all.
- ‌Peter sometimes gives Elias way too small or way too big engagement ring because he likes to pretend he doesn’t know his ring size perfectly by now.
- Elias is usually the one asking for divorce because Peter tends to forget they even are married.
- Peter once or twice accidentally proposed when they were still married which naturally led to divorce.
- ‌Their first marriage and first divorce lasted the longest. The intervals are getting shorter and shorter over time.

2021-08-19 3:43:09 ¶ ●

Peter reasons himself that it’s okay to spend some time with Elias because:

- They do not really care about each other. No feelings involved at all. Isn’t it Lonely to spend time with unloving partner?
- They will miss each other and therefore feed the Lonely much more if they get to spend and enjoy some time together.

He completely misses the fact that his arguments are contradictory.

2021-08-16 0:30:40 ¶ ●

After lonelyeyes and jonmartin I have new servant of the Eye x servant of the Lonely ship I would love to introduce to you!

Rosie Zampano / Tadeas Dahl!

Peter and Elias had a fight and they don’t want to talk to each other but they unfortunately also need to solve their divorce and money for the institute somehow. So their communication becomes “tell him that I said…”

Elias of course uses Rosie as his messenger while Peter throws the burden on his first mate Tadeas. They get closer as they are forced to be solving messy affairs of their bosses.

2021-08-14 23:40:55 ¶ ●

Martin: Why did you even marry Elias?

Peter: I wasn’t listening when he proposed. But he was looking at me as if he asked me some question so I said yes. And then it was too akward trying to explain the misunderstanding so I just rather went with it.

2021-08-13 2:25:52 ¶ ●

Lonelyeyes is the couple that keeps calling each other by pet names and sweet endearment and somehow they make it sound like they are insulting each other.

2021-08-12 4:24:29 ¶ ●

Elias has actually never purchased eye accessory himself. They are all gifts from Peter because he hoped that Elias will find such a things too excessive. However to annoy Peter Elias has decided to pretend to like them and wear the ironically.

2021-08-09 3:27:22 ¶ ●

I’ve read fanfics and also seen some posts about the way Jonah reacts upon hearing his original name. That it feels nostalgic, that he enjoys hearing that he likes to be called Jonah again…

Let me raise you completely opposite theory - Jonah has no reaction at all. If someone calls him Jonah it takes him very long time to even notice that they are talking to him.

It just hasn’t been his name for so long it doesn’t feel like his anymore. He’s used to hearing it in passing in his Institute - Institute founded by Jonah Magnus - that there’s no reason to have any reaction to it; it’s only natural desensitize to the name.

He is more likely to react on being called James. It’s not so long since he was James. But it’s very long since he was Jonah…

2021-08-07 11:38:31 ¶ ●

I am pretty sure that Simon Fairchild killed much more people than Jonah Magnus. Not only because he lived longer but if you would look at the body count during one year Simon probably killed dozens of people while Jonah at most traumatized someone enough to commit suicide at most.

Yet for some reason Jonah is the most irredeemable bastard while Simon is just a funky grandpa.

2021-08-06 22:50:39 ¶ ●

I think that Peter enjoys playing a good husband but makes sure that all his gestures have some twist Elias will hate.

- He brings him coffee to the bed in the morning but he puts there awful amount of sugar and acts suprise when Elias tells him he still doesn’t like sugar his coffee.
- He sends him flowers but makes sure it’s that one kind Elias is allergic to.
- He buys him a new expensive wrist watch but they happen to be too big for Elias’ wrist.
- He gives him first edition written by someone Elias used to hate and had some big disagreement when he was still Jonah.

Elias secretly finds it almost sweet and funny because it all only shows how well must Peter know him to be able to show affection in the most inconvenient way.

2021-08-06 2:15:15 ¶ ●

Jonah switches bodies from James to Elias without bothering telling to Peter that he even can do that. He is curious if Peter cared about him as James and also if he can figure out his identity based only on hints he will give him.

However Jonah’s hints are not subtle at all plus he has the same Beholding bastard energy so Peter realizes that Elias and James are the same person almost immediately.

But Peter decides to play along with his game anyway. He pretends that he has no idea about his identity and that he actually didn’t even like James.

So in the end Jonah is the one who takes embarrassingly long to realize that Peter is not that dense and that he’s the one who’s playing him and not the other way around…

2021-08-04 3:08:01 ¶ ●

Peter (after getting pierced only one ear): It is more lonely this way!

Elias : I wish you just admitted it hurted too much and you’ve chickened out.

2021-08-02 20:11:38 ¶ ● ⬈

loumandliker:

> i maintain that both helen and elias are characters that exist to make you ask yourself when does the punishment fit the crime.

> with helen you have like, the struggling with the picture of a perfect victim being broken or symphatizing with someone who was really quite a bad person and trying to make sense of that; whereas with elias the tragedy was more like, he was really still very young and it was just a ton of wasted potential in terms of him now not being able to grow as a person.

> could elias have been a better person if given the chance? does the crime of being middle class and sort of entitled and coasting through life with the help of money and the privilege of daddy’s status deserve the punishment of being killed and worn as a skin suit?

> is feeling guilty for the death of a woman immoral if the woman was a bad person? did she deserve everything and anything bad that happened to her? is the tragedy that you felt bad for her, or that you can’t feel bad for her anymore, or that you wanted her punished but not like this? how do you separate yourself from the senseless violence of it when you feel personally responsible?

> do horrible things only matter if they’re done to innocent people?

> can you escape the horrors of capitalism even with all that privilege, and should we care if someone with all that privilege gets killed?

> how much privilege is too much?

> how much participation with capitalism is too much to be refused rehabilitation?

> how do you know the person was a lost cause if they’re now dead without any push from anyone to figure out they should change?

2021-08-02 2:10:11 ¶ ●

Jonah switches into new body and catches attention of some young Lukas. They start and affair because it sounds like quite isolating thing to do - steal away spouse of someone you’re related to. And who’s Jonah to say no to fresh new Lukas?

You know in reality where Peter doesn’t die and Elias’ ritual fails once again for some reason.

Anyway Peter hates it even though he should enjoy the Loneliness of being cheated on because he (unlike Jonah) actually has some feelings for him.

And so it goes on and it’s soon very clear who Jonah prefers now until one day he tells Peter that they should cut contact - he’s getting too old for him and also Jonah is basically doing Peter a favor because it’s not good for avatar of the Lonely to get so attached…