2021-02-28 22:20:49 ¶ ●

Martin: I love you Jon you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.

Jon: I am really the best thing that ever happened to you?

Martin: Yes!

Jon: I feel really sorry for you…

2021-02-27 23:52:28 ¶ ●

Someone: How much do you really trust Elias?

Peter Lukas: Not much at all really…

Someone: Just as far as you can throw him?

Peter Lukas: Absolutely not. Have you seen him? He’s such a twink I could probably throw him quite far and I definitely don’t trust him that much.

2021-02-27 5:18:18 ¶ ●

Jonny said in some tweet that he changed quite a bit his plans for end of the season five and so from rich chocolate torte of tragedy became grim soufflé, right?

What if Annabelle’s original plan about filling Martin with spiders was also Jonny’s original plan but then he changed his mind because he got more fitting or better idea?

I know it’s probably not true it just seems to me like interesting thought…

2021-02-25 19:23:01 ¶ ●

Martin being told by evil avatar that he has no choice, if he wants to safe everyone he has to do what they say in season 4: Lol, nope, I’m not dumb. It’s trick for sure! 🌫️🙄

Martin being told by evil avatar that he has no choice, if he wants to safe everyone he has to do what they say in season 5: I have no other choice than to follow and do as you say. 🕸️😔

2021-02-25 18:50:42 ¶ ●

Peter Lukas: Look, I’ve made a new Avatar of the Lonely.

Annabelle Cane: You fucked up a perfectly good Web Avatar material, that’s what you did!

2021-02-25 18:46:59 ¶ ●

Of course I don’t want anything bad for Martin on the other hand… Think about all those poor little spiders. Now they have nothing to wear.

2021-02-25 18:36:46 ¶ ●

## Statement of the Hilltop Road regarding being a real Eeby Deeby. Statement recorded by Martin Blackwood, Antichrist’s plus one. Statement begins-…

2021-02-25 18:31:06 ¶ ●

Martin: I’ve never met anyone as vague and omnious as Jon…

Annabelle: Hold my cobweb- 🕸️

2021-02-25 6:46:38 ¶ ●

Before tomorrow’s episode probably disproves the “tapes are being replayed to someone” theory, here are some of my favorite takes about who might be listening to them.

- The character/characters who survived
- Jon who lost memory
- The whole Archival staff from season one (because the tape were somehow send back in time or to alternative timeline)
- The future Archivist learning this way about the history of his predecessor (Bonus points if they completely disregards all of them as season one Jon would)
- We are the one listening to them (and it might end with breaking the forth wall and saying something like “here’s the record of what happened but luckily you don’t remember any of this”)

2021-02-24 18:49:43 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

xivya:

> nonbinaryeye:

> > I sometimes see fanfic writers struggling with lonelyeyes divorces in their writing and how to make it work - how could they really get married before gay marriage was legalized. Are they only pretending and playing on marriage or something like that…?

> > And I have easy solution for that! Magnus archives is obviously taking place on parallel universe to ours since, you know, there exists all those supernatural creatures and monsters. On that account in the world where ghosts, vampires, fear entities and lots of other stuff exists… Is it that unbelievable that gay married could be legalized let’s say twenty years sooner? Like really what’s more plausible? Jonny never denied this therefore gay marriage in England let’s say since 90’ is cannon compliant. Therefore our favorite evil husbands are legally multidivorced case closed!

> There is actual proof of that in canon that for some reason is never referenced!

> Remember infamous homophobic vase, episode 38? It featured statement giver’s marriage certificate and it took place in 2012, so gay marriage was leagal in Magnus Archives UK at that time at least and probably even earlier.

Thank you so much @xivya for pointing that out!

I went back to that episode so if anyone wants to see clear proof they don’t have to look for it:

Act which allows same sex marriage in England and Wales was passed by UK parliament in July 2013 and came in force on 13 March 2014.

The fact that it’s marriage license is even clearly stated so it wasn’t just Civil partnership (which was legalized in UK in 2005).

So yeah, gay marriage is legal in the UK in l mag universe since at least 2012 but probably longer.

2021-02-24 0:06:33 ¶ ●

I sometimes see fanfic writers struggling with lonelyeyes divorces in their writing and how to make it work - how could they really get married before gay marriage was legalized. Are they only pretending and playing on marriage or something like that…?

And I have easy solution for that! Magnus archives is obviously taking place on parallel universe to ours since, you know, there exists all those supernatural creatures and monsters. On that account in the world where ghosts, vampires, fear entities and lots of other stuff exists… Is it that unbelievable that gay married could be legalized let’s say twenty years sooner? Like really what’s more plausible? Jonny never denied this therefore gay marriage in England let’s say since 90’ is cannon compliant. Therefore our favorite evil husbands are legally multidivorced case closed!

2021-02-21 3:06:35 ¶ ●

Jonah Magnus: You are love of my life. This one’s at least. The next one though? I shall see…

2021-02-21 0:23:50 ¶ ●

When Peter and Elias share a bed they usually sleep back to back to each other. Elias always steals most of their blanket. Even if they have separate ones he somehow manages to steal Peter’s. It’s not even because Elias wants Peter to move closer to him or to cuddle him. It’s just who he is as a person…

2021-02-20 2:19:52 ¶ ●

Peter seeing Jonah as Elias for the first time and staring in disbelief.

Elias’ inner monologue: Ha, I bet even he must be appreciating how handsome and hot my new body is.

Peter’s inner monologue: Wow, this body is even smaller than the last one. How does he even fit his ego in there.

2021-02-19 6:55:55 ¶ ●

One might say the Hill Top Road is the real Eeby Deeby.

However it’s more like Weby Deeby

2021-02-19 3:26:45 ¶ ● ⬈

annabelle–cane:

> I’m glad jon and basira got this rowing practice in before their big final kayaking trip

2021-02-18 20:16:37 ¶ ● ⬈

trustworthy-liar:

> Really sucks when you speed run a podcast to catch up only to find out that one of your favourite characters got questioned so hard he decides to die.

> And then you basically don’t hear about your other favourite character until the end of the story just to find out he became the eye battery in perpetual knowledge-gasm.

> Anyway, how’s your day?

2021-02-18 19:31:38 ¶ ● ⬈

archivistorage:

> Adrift

2021-02-18 18:50:34 ¶ ●

The boat isn’t real. So is it dream logic boat? Was Jon all like “Ceaseless Watcher gaze upon this water and give me a means to cross it to save my boyfriend”?

2021-02-18 18:46:07 ¶ ●

Jon: Hopefully this one will go a bit better

Bassira: Hard for it to go worse

Episode 196: 👀

2021-02-18 18:42:49 ¶ ●

I’m so glad Bassira is back and that she hasn’t lost the only remaining braincell in the podcast yet.

2021-02-18 3:16:32 ¶ ●

## Does anyone have some Gertrude era archives fanfic recommendation?

(Bonus points if there’s og Elias & Michael interaction. I think we are not fully using the tragedy their friendship/ship offers to its full potential)

2021-02-17 23:14:25 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

nonbinaryeye:

> nonbinaryeye:

> > nonbinaryeye:

> > > I’m relistening tma with my girlfriend. I’m doing my best to keep any possible spoilers away from her and I would say I do quite a good job. We got finally to the episode 80 The Librarian…

> > > She really liked Jurgen Leitner, thought he was cool and was sad about his dead.

> > > She also thinks that Jonelias sounds like great ship.

> > > So I need to break up with her right?

> > Update about my girlfriend and her tma experience no one asked for.

> > She really likes Elias but she doesn’t like Ben Meredith’s voice. She said it got flavor of a flour…

> > She doesn’t vibe JonMartin very much because Jon was so rude to him from the beginning.

> > And she also still hasn’t changed her mind about Jurgen…

> > So yeah, the break up is still on the table I guess?

> Update about my relisten of Magnus archives with my girlfriend no one cares about.

> We’re now stuck at episode 159 because she cannot get over Peter’s death. She quite disliked him when he first appeared… And today she spent the morning crying because she didn’t have any spoilers of his death and wasn’t expecting it.

> I’m not really sure she’s ready for the fifth season? Yes she so much doesn’t know what’s coming.

> Oh, she also ships now lonelyeyes more than jonelias so that one’s good. :)

> But she hates Jon very passionately for some reason. :(

> She also still thinks that Jurgen Leitner did nothing wrong. :((

> (But everyday she misses the simpler times of sounds of brutal pipe murder.)

My girlfriend is almost caught up with the podcast. He was really suprised that they just really did the Eyepocalyse. But she passionately dislikes all the domain statements, jonmartin relationship and how omnious Jon is.

She’s really afraid to like any character because something might happen to them (she still hasn’t gotten over Peter.)

On another note she really likes Helen and wishes her the best.

She also really loves Gertrude and Gerry and still likes Jurgen Leitner.

She also cannot stop drawing fanarts of Elias @trustworthy-liar

2021-02-17 6:13:17 ¶ ●

Guys I figured it out! Jonny himself serves the Eye and wants to feed it by our trauma. That’s the whole reason why he created this podcast…

2021-02-16 22:06:39 ¶ ●

“Jurgen Leitner himself. What an honour. But I don’t think we’ll need your help.”

2021-02-16 5:09:02 ¶ ●

Elias is that kind of person who orders at Starbucks vendi cup full of espresso shots.

Peter is that kind of person who orders caramel frappuccino with extra sugar.

2021-02-14 21:24:39 ¶ ●

Peter: Will you be mEYE…

Elias: One more pun and-

Peter: ValentEYEne?

Elias: That’s it. Divorce! Now!!

Peter: If you insist, my dear. 😞

*Peter to himself: Yes, now I get to spend Valentine’s day all alone!* 😊

2021-02-14 18:50:13 ¶ ●

##

Oh god, are people making a fuss over shipping fictional adult characters again? I don't really engage in fandom stuff online anymore but I'd thought we'd moved past that sort of shit. I get underage (like small child adult shit) or glorifying/romanticising abuse relationships being fucking gross/shouldn't do but not like, two grown adult characters like come on

What you mean by again? They ever stop? 😅😔

Yes, I kinda couldn’t help myself and get into argument about really rather one of the less problematic shops in the fandom.

I mean it’s literally horror podcast where most of the characters are monsters who did some problematic decisions and killed people. From arguments of some people it seems like we are not allowed to like or ship anyone.

As long as you’re shipping consenting adults and are aware of possible unhealthy aspects of the ship and not glorifying it you should be allow to have fun? Why are people taking so personally what others are shipping?

2021-02-14 4:59:57 ¶ ●

My very controversial tma opinion:

What if we let people have whatever headcannons they want and ship whatever ship they want as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone? 👁️👁️

2021-02-13 23:56:27 ¶ ●

*after Elias arrives late on their date business meeting*

Peter: There’s nothing like being ignored but why are you late? You’re usually very punctual…

Elias: Apologies, I got distracted.

Peter: What were you watching this time?

Elias: Myself. In the mirror.

Peter: For two hours?

Elias: …

Elias: …yes.

2021-02-13 1:30:54 ¶ ●

Maybe Jonah Magnus knew that without being directly touched by all the fears he won’t the ideal vessel for the Eye, for all the knowledge, to be The King of the Ruined World.

His hubris lead him to believe that he’ll be able to control the power and still keep grasp of his own self.

2021-02-13 0:51:55 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

:

> nonbinaryeye:

> > It’s starting to get a bit repetitive. I mean - will it really be third season in a row ending up with Martin Kartin Blackwood playing some entity like a cheap whistle?

> > (I mean there’s Martin getting Elias in prison in season 3, Martin saying fuck you and your plans to Peter in season 4 and now he’s here in his final stand off against Annabelle. He might be desperate but he’s not stupid.)

> Martin Kartin 😂

> He can manipulate the other avatars sure, but can he manipulate the literal fear of being manipulated? I’m at the edge of my seat, can’t wait to see

Well, I bet he thinks he can but a good point.

Annabelle has seen plenty of what’s Martin capable. She would surely count that in the equation…

So new theory!

Martin will be for a change get played. He will thin he can outsmart the Web but he’ll fail.

But what if Jon would manage to trick the Web? After all he’s the one Annabelle might underestimate. He got pretty bad track AR getting fooled by people. It would be nice if in the end he was able to trick the entity which seems to be manipulating him from the beginning…

2021-02-12 19:11:43 ¶ ●

Haha, honestly on the first listen I thought that the statement was making argument for Martin. That it was about the fact that Jon might feel like he’s finally free of Jonah and his eyes on him. That he can do what he wants that he cannot try to control him anymore. But he will always be haunted by him, how can Jon be so sure that he’ll be better than Jonah would when get all the power? Will he really control the Eye or will the Eye control him…?

Of course that works only with my theory that Eye itself is not the thing controlling tape recorder and they are more like self aware sentient thing connected more to the Archivist than the Eye itself.

(Also Malcolm - the statement giver - looking for ideal date, judging all the people felt like referencing Jon wanting to judge people and decide if they are worthy to be avatar or should suffer.)

Anyway I know my first interpretation was wrong but I wanted to share it anyway.

2021-02-12 18:26:06 ¶ ● ⬈

cherryspliced:

> 194 was SOMETHING WASNT IT?? NEEDED TO DRAW SOME FUNNY HAHA DUMB STUFF TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD

2021-02-12 7:01:56 ¶ ● ⬈

koscheyyy:

> Right im going to say this once!

> The eye does not hate Jonah. The eye isnt solely obsessed with Jon because hes the Archivist and is just waiting to throw Jonah out. No, after 200 years of loyal service, after 200 years of throwing his ass in the fucking circle to keep the institute running do you think the eye would just discard him without a scrap of reward? No!

> Yes, jon is right that he is meant to be the pupil because Jonah Built Jon To Be The Pupil! Jon is the Archive Of Fear! He was purposely marked by all the fears under Jonah’s preparations to become the pupil. I believe Jonah was very much intended to be the king of a ruined world and be the conductof of the pupil- forcing the ceasless watcher (conducted through Jon) to look upon the world THEY had created.

> But, jon was in the wrong place. He wasnt in the range of the panopticon when he read the statement that brought the end. But the eye couldnt wait for its pupil to arrive, it needed one immediately for its transendance and chose jonah as the nearest conductor.

> They swapped roles. Jonah became the ceasless watcher and jon his director which lead to him concentrating power onto those avatars.

> Its not that the eye doesnt want Jonah anymore, he just isnt the right piece and has been destroyed under the strain of such power he wasnt prepared for, unlike jon.

> Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

2021-02-12 6:58:51 ¶ ● ⬈

laly:

> The fandom: lol too many michaels in this podcast

> Jonny: oh we can change that :)

2021-02-11 19:22:32 ¶ ● ⬈

nonbinaryeye:

> The important question right now is when will we get statement of Jonah Magnus? Will it be the next episode? Because c'mon we will get it.

> I mean it might even be double episode - first part describing his youth, relationship with associates we know from letters and his first failed ritual. Second part might then be focused more on his years as Elias watching Jon, finishing his ritual and his current state…

> Either way there has to be his statement in the eighth remaining episodes… Right? RIGHT?!

Is this Johnny’s final plan to stop us from simping? Not giving us statement from Jonah Magnus at all?

Joke’s on him! Unless he tell us more about how horrible and misogynistic upper class straight white regency era man he was, my headcannons will stay cannon compliant…

2021-02-11 19:01:02 ¶ ●

I think that neither Jon nor Martin were right in their argument. There’s no point in resignation after a first failure but there’s also no point in unbreakable hopefulness…

2021-02-11 18:44:43 ¶ ●

It’s starting to get a bit repetitive. I mean - will it really be third season in a row ending up with Martin Kartin Blackwood playing some entity like a cheap whistle?

(I mean there’s Martin getting Elias in prison in season 3, Martin saying fuck you and your plans to Peter in season 4 and now he’s here in his final stand off against Annabelle. He might be desperate but he’s not stupid.)

2021-02-11 18:34:59 ¶ ●

Jon: I cannot See…

Melanie: Wow, must suck!

2021-02-11 18:31:03 ¶ ●

So Martin really left his boyfriend and joined Annabelle’s emo band after all… 😔🕷️

2021-02-11 16:42:47 ¶ ● ⬈

zimtdraws:

> move those cryptid bodies 👏👏

2021-02-11 16:35:40 ¶ ● ⬈

fabaesuaves:

> had some Thoughts :)

2021-02-11 2:30:55 ¶ ●

I think that the current problem in tma fandom is that in lots of character analysis post is missing clear enough disclaimer that it’s only that person opinion.

I love reading analysis painting out all the hints that og Elias is implied to be privileged asshole as well as the analysis of him not knowing better because he was raised up like this and that it’s just his flaws which could be overcome if he was given a chance to live long enough for it

But that’s not the point. The important thing here is that no matter of your interpretation we simply don’t have enough information so we can say any of that for sure.

I mean there’s still so much argument about Jon and he’s literally the main character who is regularly telling us his inner thoughts.

So please just make clear disclaimer that it’s your interpretation only so you can point at it when people in comments will try to tell you that you’re wrong because their interpretation is different.

2021-02-09 6:05:24 ¶ ●

As much as I like genuine affection and feelings (even though well enough hidden) in my lonelyeyes I also like the idea that they are both way too detached from their humanity to still be able of love or anything similar to it. However there is just enough of humanity left in them that they still want to feel something - anything. So they are just mimicking relationship in attempt to awaken something resembling emotions. But it never works so they always part their ways. But they don’t have anything better so they just get together again…

2021-02-08 19:04:27 ¶ ●

I came up with a great game for all the tma fans! 👁️👁️

It’s called you cannot like this character because of this one problematic aspect of it.

You know the best part? You can play this game no matter who your favorite character is!

Really don’t worry there is always some reason to deem you liking said character problematic!

Jonathan Sims - There’s plenty of reason since he’s the main character and we get to see so many of his flaws! He is definitely acting a bit like privileged jerk in the beginning being sure his encounter with supetnatural is more real than any of the statements and also being insecure because he’s not really qualified for the job he’s doing and taking it out on the others. Later he is invading privacy of the others and he also has serious trust issues and communication issues. And that one time he cannot fight himself and takes statement from that lady in that café? He should have been stronger, uh not to mention how much he struggles to keep his humanity in season five just how could anyone like him?

Martin Blackwood - His crush at Jon is unhealthy at times, he is sometimes ignoring trauma and struggles of others (like Tim’s) for Jon’s. Also he certainly has lot of vengeful tendencies in season five. So you’re not allowed to like him anymore…

Timothy Stoker - Idk, he’s kinda bisexual stereotype… I mean there was once implied he’s sleeping with one male and one female police officer at the same time. Like that plays into big are promiscuous stereotype. And don’t let me even start at how much is he focused on his own trauma and struggles in season three. Yeah, just stop liking him this instant.

Sasha James - We know really little about her but she doesn’t have problem to invade others people privacy and hack their computers to obtain information she wants even though it’s just someone’s birthday… So like pls don’t like her.

Melanie King - Even without the Slaughter mark she got anger issues. Not to mention her hypocrisy being all friendly with Helen literal people trapping monster and still hating Jon for struggling with his own inhumanity and the aspects of it. Nope, not likable at all.

Bassira Hussain - She was part of police force isn’t it crime enough? She doesn’t have or care to have enough insight into how much is police usually covering until it’s literally connected to her. And she doesn’t mind Daisy killing people. Don’t like her.

Alice “Daisy” Tonner - She is guilty for being part of the police force as well. Also she killed people. Don’t like her.

Og Elias Bouchard - There’s plenty of reasons everywhere right but it’s implied he’s privileged jerk don’t you dare to like him.

Jonah Magnus - Do I really have to comment this? There was said so many times he’s literally evil, c'mon, you are obviously not allowed to like this character.

Literally any avatar - They hurt someone at some point so yeah also don’t like them.

Feel free to add your favorite character and then come up with reasons why they are problematic and no one can like them! Or just add more flaws of already mentioned characters!

Have fun!

2021-02-07 6:51:24 ¶ ●

Okay what if we Elias possessed by Jonah stopped calling Jonalias and started calling him Elieyes?

2021-02-07 4:00:21 ¶ ●

Some Leitners will send you to Eeby Deeby.

Some Leitners will send Eeby Deeby to you.

And some Leitners make you Eeby Deeby.

2021-02-06 14:49:07 ¶ ●

My girlfriend thinks that Eliasfuckers sounds a bit brute. Can we change it on Eliasenjoyers? Thank you.

2021-02-06 0:47:40 ¶ ● ⬈

thedogmacentral:

> I know jonah is all about inhabiting stolen bodies with his eyes. But since the eyes are a part of the central nervous system… does that mean he isn’t just replacing his victims’ eyes, but their brains as well?

No, it’s spooky eye magic obviously.

You yeet their eyes out and yoink yours in.

The Beholding will take care of the rest.