2022-02-28 1:30:45 ¶ ●

Peter likes to use Elias as his personal Google since he does not even know how to use it. As much as Elias enjoys info dumping, his husband unfortunately asks him only about the stupidest things.

And so when Elias gets tired of explaning him everything he gives him completely random and very wrong answers just to get rid of him.

For example:

Peter: What is ‘tik tok’?

Elias: Eh, that’s what kids these days call wrist watch.

Or:

Peter: Elias what does 'cringe’ means?

Elias: I don’t know, Peter. That something looks nice, now let me work.

Or:

Peter: Have you ever heard phrase 'Netflix and chill’?

Elias: Where did you-… Nevermind. It’s slang for having business meeting.

It all later leads to lots of confusing and very unfortunate conversations for Martin.

Peter: Martin do you want to see my new tik tok?

Martin: Your… What?

Peter: I think it is very cringe!

Martin: …okay?

Peter: But enough of the small talk. We should, you know, go Netflix and chill.

Martin: …

Martin: Hey, Jon, I changed my mind let’s gauge our eyes I really want to quit right now…