2021-04-14 16:53:38 ¶ ● ⬈

ashes-in-a-jar:

> What if… What if TMA is just one big Anti-Smoking PSA.

> Don’t smoke. That means bringing a source of ignition into the workplace when said workplace deals with highly flammable material.

> Don’t smoke. A shady person in an alleyway might ask for a cigarette then promptly devour you and keep your skin for its friends to wear.

> Don’t smoke. Someone might send you a lighter along with a scary table that’ll eat your coworker.

> Don’t smoke. Smoke breaks can potentially lead to brutal pipe murders.

> Don’t smoke. You might break a ghost’s heart when they realise they can no longer do so. (also said ghost probably died because of smoking).

> Don’t smoke. Your ex might take away your lighter and derail your perfect plan to derail hers and your other friends’ perfect plan.

> Don’t smoke. The Web might find you and make you it’s puppet for destruction.

> Don’t smoke. You might end the world.