Peter likes to use Elias as his personal Google since he does not even know how to use it. As much as Elias enjoys info dumping, his husband unfortunately asks him only about the stupidest things.
And so when Elias gets tired of explaning him everything he gives him completely random and very wrong answers just to get rid of him.
For example:
Peter: What is ‘tik tok’?
Elias: Eh, that’s what kids these days call wrist watch.
Or:
Peter: Elias what does 'cringe’ means?
Elias: I don’t know, Peter. That something looks nice, now let me work.
Or:
Peter: Have you ever heard phrase 'Netflix and chill’?
Elias: Where did you-… Nevermind. It’s slang for having business meeting.
It all later leads to lots of confusing and very unfortunate conversations for Martin.
Peter: Martin do you want to see my new tik tok?
Martin: Your… What?
Peter: I think it is very cringe!
Martin: …okay?
Peter: But enough of the small talk. We should, you know, go Netflix and chill.
Martin: …
Martin: Hey, Jon, I changed my mind let’s gauge our eyes I really want to quit right now…
As much as I love all the angsty and fluffy lonelyeyes takes my favorite one is probably when they have very honest and realistic approach to their relantionship.
It will not last. It is all just a passing fun for both of them. Just to kill time. Just a little play-pretend at humanity. Fragile truce for limited amount of time. And that’s okay they both know it and they have no expectations from the relantionship.
They did not expect anything and that’s why it’s so surprisingly nice to spend some time playing games and making bets with someone who is on the same page. Because just for a moment they can relax. They both know it’s temporary but it’s nice nonetheless.
Elias: I’m tired of being nice. I think I’ll go ape shitt
Jon: Wait, when were you ever nice??
Do you think Elias sometimes introduces Peter like: This is Peter Lukas my future ex-husband?
[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]
I just remembered I still have some Magnus Archives cosplay. This one seem to be appropriate for today… 👁️
Photo, edit, make up and Jürgen Leitner’s hand: @trustworthy-liar
Valentine’s day cards my partner and I made for each other 💚💜
(yeah that shitty lighthouse is made by me. That cool eye is made by @trustworthy-liar)
Peter and Elias both actually quite enjoy the Valentine’s Day.
Elias makes sure to give some extra work to all the employees that have a date planned. On the other hand he sends the ones that are single home earlier to feel sad and lonely.
Peter likes to buy every romantic looking flower bouquet and chocolate at all local flower shops and stores so no one can buy any nice last minute gift.
Elias sets up several fake profiles few days before Valentine’s day to ensure lots of people will feel miserable for being stood up by their date.
Also sometimes they go out on some popular romantic spot and stage romantic marriage proposal in front of couples where one is awaiting the proposal and the other has no plans to get married to create awkward tension and ruin the day for them.
Elias: I know that our perspectives on the matter may differ but-…
Peter: Yeah they do. I’m taller than you.
Elias : I will miss you when you’ll leave.
Peter: But I am not planning to go anywhere yet-…
Elias: What a shame you must leave me so soon but what can I do!
Peter: I was actually planning to stay one more week-…
Elias: Goodbye, Peter!!
Domain of the Spiral where you are an academic trying to track the citation to its original source but all the authors keeps reffering to others till you realise you are searching where you’ve started and it is impossible to determine original author.
Peter likes to carry around big wooden travel tunk suitcase. It is completely empty, after all what would he really need to carry, he just likes the act of it. He enjoys taking so much space, forcing people to keep their distance or bumping into them with it.
Also it always takes over almost half of Elias living room and how could Peter pass a chance of inconveniencing him?
