What if… What if TMA is just one big Anti-Smoking PSA.
Don’t smoke. That means bringing a source of ignition into the workplace when said workplace deals with highly flammable material.
Don’t smoke. A shady person in an alleyway might ask for a cigarette then promptly devour you and keep your skin for its friends to wear.
Don’t smoke. Someone might send you a lighter along with a scary table that’ll eat your coworker.
Don’t smoke. Smoke breaks can potentially lead to brutal pipe murders.
Don’t smoke. You might break a ghost’s heart when they realise they can no longer do so. (also said ghost probably died because of smoking).
Don’t smoke. Your ex might take away your lighter and derail your perfect plan to derail hers and your other friends’ perfect plan.
Don’t smoke. The Web might find you and make you it’s puppet for destruction.
Don’t smoke. You might end the world.